Horny's Maths!

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Horny fellow + horny woman = Lotsa of pokeing = Lotsa of Nightmare & maybe 'forced' marriage!!!

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OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

Horny boss + horny employee = Lotsa of pokeing & no job done ( all done by other dumb employee! )

Horny boss + dumb employee = Free pokeing & job get done

Horny boss + smart employee = No pokeing & have to watch out for court summon!

Smart boss + horny employee = Free pokeing & still have to do jobs

Dumb boss + horny employee = Increase in salary & done litter job

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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

A horny fellow will try to get is all for free by pokeing!

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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

A horny fellow greatest worry is when he is not horny!

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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

To be a happy horny fellow he just need pokeing!

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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do,

but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Horny men will live be young forever as long as they can poke & be horny!

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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

A horny fellow don't change as long as he is horny!

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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

All argument will be settle through pokeing for a horny fellow!

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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Horny's answer is 'Petrol price up! Every things is up! But 'didi' no up! So how to get married!'