Accident!!!! Fuc*k With Responsibilities!

This is what happen to my young relative! He has being ‘pokeing’ ( fuc*king ) around with different ladies! Some of the ladies do go and stay with him as in ‘staying together’! So I presume that it is ‘pokeing’ 24/7!

Oh yes! He is a handsome fellow thus ladies do fall head over heel for him! And since he lives in a big city finding willing ladies is no big deal! This is not a big deal anyway as nowadays it is common for guys & ladies to poke around or be poked while having fun ( this is no applicable for small town where everybody is a busybody, if someone chicken died the whole town will know about it by tomorrow afternoon ) & having a taste of ‘living together’.

Being a young fellow with a small & unstable income he certainly can find lots of pokeing partners! Unfortunately in his latest pokeing session with a big size lady, an ‘accident’ happen! Accident in the sense that the lady now has a growing tummy! Now this lady comes from a small town so of cause it is a very big deal! He has no choice but to have an ‘emergency’ marriage! Luckily for the lady my relative has at least have the responsibilities to accept her as his wife!

Now to my regular readers u will have know I am guy active in ‘pokeing’ having post up a lots of entries on my ‘pokeing’ knowledge ( just click on my ‘hor ny’ labels for more juicy detail ) but all this while I poke with responsibilities! I don’t poke around ( actually I do like to poke around but I live in a small town & beside I am as handsome as shown in my profile pic so of cause no lady fall head over heel for me apart from my gf ) with any lady ( actually I want but with gf around I don’t dare! ) since I am a guy with responsibilities! But not matter how careful I am, near miss do occur as I have a few of this Nightmare & Relieved!

This will be different case if it is PPP….No no not Pay Per Post but it is Pay Per Poke!!! That is u have to pay the lady per pokeing session! In this case u can poke to ur heart content or until ur wallet is empty! Accident or what so ever is none of ur business as u have pay for it! It is not advisable to go for PPP as u might get more then what u bargain for like some STD ( pokeing diseases )!

As for my relative the only goodness outcum from his ‘accident’ is he get himself a wife real cheap! Just RM5,000-00 as dowry! No wedding expenses whatsoever!

So to my dear readers please poke with responsibilities unless u want to have a ‘cheap’ wife!!! And for ladies don't get poked without precaution as the guy might just be an 'as*shole' & dump u or unless u want to have an instant hubby!!!