I Want A Boy/Girl……….

Or maybe boy or girl will do! A mission which every married couple must accomplished ( Or else why do they get married in the first place! Ok! Ok! Banana get married to banana or poosie get married to poosie is the exception )! Oh some couple accomplished this mission even before they get married! So should I say Congratulation! Or should I say Oops ( pokeing accident lah )!

Boy or girl are decided by the fellow up-stair ( God ) by the ‘holy’ peoples or it is the fault of the mother ( by the mother in law ) if the mummy keep on having girls or boys. It is the law of the nature that there are more ladies then guy so that the human race will still be around ( I think no problem with this as human favorite pass time is pokeing ) just like in the animal kingdom ( from what I watch in animal channel ). There are goodness in having boy or girl . But it need not be this way! Yes! They are ways on how to have baby boy or girl! So maybe we ‘adjust’ the natural law a bit.

I want Boy!

Pokeing for boy u need co-operation by both partners. First, by nature boy ‘swimmer’ ( spe*rm ) is a bit low compare to girl ‘swimmer’. So the first thing a newly married couple must do is to stop pokeing! Yes I know this is a tall order! Just married so of cause pokeing is top priority! Poke 5 time a day ( morning 1 time, afternoon 1 times, night 3 times ) is normal lah! So after so many pokeing, ‘bullet’ supplies very low or diluted already. Beside no pokeing very hard to resist wan ( wify going about the house nakel or dressing in front of hubby or hubby shaking his ‘bro’ in front of wiffy so how not to do pokeing? )!

But u do want to have a boy don’t u? So not pokeing for two weeks at least! One month will be better! So by now the hubby will have a very concentrated ‘bullet’ ( thick, milky & have a heavy smell ). Also now he will be very very 'hor ny' already as 'bullet' supplies is full! This will help in the following part!

Next pokeing have to be fast but not furious! What I meant by this is the guy must poke in & poke in deeply & shoot out his entire ‘bullet’ as quickly as possible! Yes! I know this is hard to do! Pokeing has to be in out in out at least a few minutes before can cum mah! But wify can assist by doing a good & long bj ( lic*king & suc*king hubby's 'bro' )to the hubby! As soon as he is going to shoot……….he must poke in & shoot! Remember he must poke in as deep as possible as apparently ‘boy’ swimmer is a bit lazy & don’t swim very fast thus the hubby must poke in fully ( so that boy 'swimmer' don't have to swim very far to poke into the egg ) so the best position is the ‘missionary’ position ( do*ggy position can poke in deep but then all the precious ‘bullet’ will flow out )! That is what he must do!

Now for the wify! She must be ‘dry’! Yah! I know this is hard to do also! Even while doing bj already very w*et! So wify ( mainly done by hubby as wify so ‘high’ already she just eager for pokeing ) must wipe off all the w*etness! The w*etness of a lady is acidic which kill off most boy ‘swimmer’! This is why she must be as dry as possible. So pokeing for boy is no fun at all!

Once the pokeing is done the wify must lay on her back with a small pillow on her small back so that the precious ‘bullet’ will not flow out of the poosie. That is she sleep with her b*utt higher the her head!

Timing! But this I meant the time to do pokeing! Pokeing for boy is to be done just after the mid period between the visits of the monthly ‘aunty’. For example the period is 30 days so the best time for boy pokeing is 18 days onwards ( wify will be most ‘hor ny’ by days 15 days ). So for the next few days the hubby must do one pokeing per nights using the above method. That is fast but not furious!

I want a girl!

It is just the opposite for the boy. Pokeing is most enjoyable ( I suppose that is why most newly married couple have girl first! Ok! Ok! Some couple do start off with boy! Maybe the guy is a fast poker or the lady has dry hole? He! He! Maybe just not very good in pokeing as first time mah! So have a quick poke! But they have girls afterward as pokeing sexperiance improved ).

Pokeing timing is from days 10 onwards as a ladies is now very ‘ripe’ to be a mummy which is why she is also very ‘hor ny’ at this period.

So it is easier to have girl then boy. That also happens to be the law of nature.

The above method is no fool proves but it did increase the chance of having boy or girl instead of 50/50 chance. Some of my friends have tried it out & are happy with the result. There are other methods but the above are ‘Hor ny Ang Moh’ method! So u can try it out! What have u got to loose? So if u r successful after trying out, a comment is highly appreciated! He! He! After all free pokeing lesson is available here.

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