Feeling Lucky????

Do u have this feeling? U feel like buying or betting on some lucky number etc? Me I don't know about this feeling ( the most femilar feeling for me is 'hor ny' wan ) but someone pass me an email to check out this site .After going through this site I think I better share what I know with my dear reader. If u haven't poke into the site let me introduce it as I have poke into it several time.

It is a bidding sites where u can get prices or money ( both types I am interested in so long as it is free ) by placeing ur bid. Now nomarlly the highest bid win, but this site offer prices/money to the lowerest bidder!!

Eg If 'hor ny ang moh service' is up for bid & the lowest bid won, 10ladies offer 1 banana for hor ny services, 5ladies offer 2banana for hor ny services but only 1 old lady offer 5banana for hor ny services. It meant the old lady win the bid eventhought she offer the most banana. That the the lowest bid with the lowest bidder win!

The reward is most attractive and the range is huge. Free Gifts,Sweepstake,Cash prize are gifts which I am sure u can find most attractive.

So to my dear reader are u interested? If so just poke into register & start bidding & pray that ur bid is the lowest wan.

S.H.I.T.

As section head I received the following email:-

Memo to All Employees:

In order to ensure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of Special High Intensive Training (S.H.I.T) .

We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T will be placed in Direct Employee Evaluation Programe Special High Intensive Training(D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T) programe .

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to Employee Attitude Training Special High Intensive Training (E.A.T.S.H.I.T) programe.

Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T , you may be interested in a job training others.

We can add your name to our Basic Up-grade Level Leader Special High Intensive Training (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T) programe.

For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of Managerial Operational Research Educational Special High Intensive Training ( M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T) programe. This course emphasizes on how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T.

If you have further questions, please direct them to our Head Of Training, Special High Intensive Training (H.O.T.S.H.I.T) .

Thank you.

Boss In General, Special High Intensive Training
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T)


Action to be taken!

Now send this S.H.I.T to people who need S.H.I.T in their lives, just not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T . I have already had my fill of S.H.I.T.

Thank you for your time & action!

Sincerely

The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensive Training.
(The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T).

7-Hor ny facts

This tag is done at the requst of Casey & Peanut ( www.caseyandpeanut.blogspot.com/ ). Today very revealing hor! Ok here go, the following are my seven hor ny facts:-

1.My nick is 'hor ny ang moh' which meant in hokkien 'hor ny red hair'. 'Ang moh'or 'red hair normally refer to caucasian or simply people with red hair. In my case, the later is true. I use to have 'ang moh' but that is a long time ago, nowaday I got ' o moh'. I use the nick 'hor ny ang moh' b'cos I pretent to be a 'hor ny ang moh' to pull the sex*y leg of Baby J. Thus 'hor ny ang moh' cum into being.

2.It should be know that I am as 'technologically advance' as an orang utan! I know nuts about internet ( in fact I am first attracted to internet as I am being shown a lot of 'nice' picture by my friend ). Setting up this sites is done with the help of baby g ( thus got her name at the link, until now I still have no idea how she put her name there ) which I regard as my first internet 'sifu' ( please don't ask me how is she as I also don't know her in real life ). Beside her I have also seek help from a lot of my reader like Boss Lepton, Boss Timothey, Ah pek & so on ( please forgive me if I left out ur name but I really appreciated all ur help ).

3.I love to play PC games, expecially the stratergy type where I spend a lot of my spare time thinking how to out-wit the computer ( this sort of game will usually last for hours for me as I am not a clever fellow ).

4.There is no such word as 'diet' in my vocabury! As such when its cum to eating or food, all can do & will do. But I am particularly fond of pork leg.

5.There is also no such word as 'exercise' in my vocabury! It has being replace by 'sexercise'. And so this is the only form of exercise or rather sexerise that I do ( I do believed this is the best form of exercise but it is not applicable to everyone & 'DIY' www.hornyangmoh.blogspot.com/2007/04/diydo-it-yourself-ways-to-diy-yourself.html is useless also ).

6.I also know nuts about 'ball'! I meant any playing 'ball' which is 'ball' games. For example football, basketball, balling or any games involving round things. As such, I am not pasionate about this game ( I know it is rare for guy not to be interested in football ).

7.Finally the last fact!( I am running out of idea what to writes apart from revealing my real self )! I am lowly 'educated'. So to my dear reader please bear with me my poor english & if I leave bad or poor comment at ur sites ( as some of ur entries is too deep for me ) please forgive me OK.

So that is all the seven 'hor ny' fact. So my dear reader happy?

Blogivitis Syndrome: Virus detected!

This is a new type of virus spread by clare( www.clareng.com/ ) .It is only applicable to blog owner as it will infect blog only or those with web sites. Why she want to spread the virus to me?? I suppost she regard me as a friend in blogsphere, in fact I feel very honoured as I saw my 'Hor ny' name on her sites. And as friend u r suppost to spread good things but sometime u also end up spreading bad things as well to ur friend.

Actually I have already contact the virus as I show the following sign:-

1.I am always thinking in my hor ny mind of what to post in my blog, something usefull ( but I think not popular ), somethings 'hor ny' ( this wan very popular, but very risky if gf find out or ID revealed ), somethings 'hor ny & usefull' ( difficult to have this entries but once in a hor ny moon got this entries )

2.Constantly check on my blog's comment ( if got comment, any comment then very happy as it show what I write got people read ) & sites counter ( at least I know my sites got 'poked' by visitors )

3.I check on my sites even afterwork or before I go to bed or on leave using my private 56K ( I cur*se to sky high when I have to waite for an hour for my sites to load & lost all my 'cum' when the 56k line got jamed ) line before I got this virus I hardly use the internet apart from looking at 'nice' picture once in a while.

4.I got all sexieted when informed by nuffnang that I got incuming ads ( but lost all my 'cum' when I saw the earning ).

5.Because I got this virus I have to take pic, so on most occassion I will bring a camera along but until now I haven't got the $$$ to buy myself a cameraphone ( this will enable me to take all sort of pic ).

6.This only applicable to me ( I think ). I got a thilling feeling whenever I blog ( especially on 'educational' post ) as I am faceless ( only orang utan face ) & untill now none of my reader is my real life friends or relatives ( this proof that 'hor ny ang moh' is the most 'technologically advance' in the gang ) or from my area/town.

Well, if my reader have some or all the above signs it meant u also have the virus.

Please pardon ( most appreciated if my reader can teach me ) me as this is my first 'tag', any 'rules' broken or not complied with is done ignorantly.

Something Wrong With GF

Something is wrong with her.Normally one 'poke' & one 'twist' will start her & she will be willing for me to do however I like with her. Well she still start with one 'poke' & one 'twist'. However after doing her for half an hour or when she really get heated up, I shut her down! That is when she shown her problem! If I start her that is one 'poke' & one 'twist', nothing! Nothing happen except she just made a clicking noise! She only show this problem when she is all heated up, no such problem once she cooled down. Oh I am sorry, I am refering to this gf ( not my regular gf where I do a lot of 'pokeing' & have sexerise ) which I also do 'pokeing' ( into the keyhole with key of couse ) & driving.

What cause the problem? The battery? No! This is the first thing I check ( 90% of the time, starting problem is cause by weak battery ). So how about electrical system? Possible, as once she cooled down ( about 1 hour time, in the meant time while waitting for her to cool down I will be smokeing a few sticks of ciggy drooling at any sex*y ladies passing by ) she can be started up. No that is no the problem ( thank goodness ) as my friend who is also a mechanic can't even jump started the Pajero ( as in stealing the Pajero ). So cumfirm the problem is with the starter! This is how the Pajero starter look like.

Look rather simple & solid( notice the smaller cylinder, that is the relay switch, attached to the big cylinder which is the actual starter, more on this later ). The problem is takeing out the starter which is located deep down in the engine compartment. The second battery have to be taken out including the gear box's dip stick & the fuel filter plus the turbo inter-cooler ( partially dismended ) just to remove two screw which attached the starter to the engine block. And then the starter can only be remove from underneat the Pajero ( luckly the guy who is removeing the starter is a small guy, he spend almost 3 hour underneat my Pajero removing just two srews as the space is very tight ).

The problem with any starter is nomally the wore-out carbon contact.So I have this changed. With new carbon I hope this will solve the problem.

Wah lah!!One poke & one twist she is ever ready for me! So happy, so off I went driving. But my happyness is short-lived. Just to test that she is really well I stopped her & started her against with her all heated up. Nothing!! Nothing at all just a 'clicking' sound!! (My mechanic friend is now scraching his head like no tomorrow wandering what the fcuk is wrong with the starter! ) Once she is cool no such problem! Anyway the process of takeing out the starter began against ( the poor small mechanic spend another 3 hour underneat my Pajero ).

This is the souce of all this strange paj starting problem. It is a sort of relay switch which also activate the starter motor. It is attached to the started as show in the second picture. Apparently when hot this thing don't function thus the starter don't start & just made a clicking noise. Changing this switch solve the problem.

So to my dear reader I hope that if ur car give the above problem it might just be the starter relay giving u problem.

She Finally Cum!!......... But!!!!!

Warning! This is a hor ny post! Finished whatever u r eating or have ur food before reading this post!

She finally 'cum' I meant her monthly 'aunty'. But the timing is..........!!!From the previous post, u will have know that her 'aunty' is late, very late this month by more then 2 weeks which got me very very worry. So as to encourage her 'aunty' to cum I have to do intensive 'pokeing' ( my nomal method ). So as usual after the 'pokeing', around 10.15pm we both went off to sleep. She sleep with a smile on her face, satisfied. Me, sleep like a tired men!

Around 3.15am she woke me up ( I know the time as I look at the alarm clock thinking its time to go to work ) by stocking my 'bro' ( yes it is easy to wake up a sleeping 'bro' by stocking it with ur soft hand althought suc*king it wake it even faster ). Actually my 'bro' woke up before I did. It is already standing at full attention!

' Hor ny let go for another round ' she whisper to me.

Before I could respond she is on top of me helping herself to my 'bro'. After squating on it several time she wishper ' I want u to love me, u r so strong! ' ( of couse she wan me to do all the hard work )

I just made a grunting sound & roll her over & started my strong 'pokeing'. With each 'poke' I thought to myself 'cum 'aunty' cum'! After several minites of strong 'pokeing' I could feel that she is 'cumming' & sure enought she did 'cum' & she moan with satisfication.

I want to pull out but she whisper ' U r still so hard & strong, give me some more!' ( actually with all this intensive 'pokeing' I am rather 'dry*' myself so most of the time I didn't 'cum' so of couse 'bro' is still hard so I have no problem giving to her demand ).

' Horney u r so wet*, let me wripe it dry ' I whisper to her ear ( I usually have two towel ready on hand, one to dry her's & one to dry my sweat, as it is hard work doing all this 'pokeing' )

' For u I am always wet* & ready ' she whisper back.

So back to round two.

' Horney u r really very very wet* tonight! ' I whisper to her.

' Ohhhh! faster faster ' she say softy. I could feel some difference in the pokeing. Its feel sort of sticky, smell fishy & salty.

' I must stop & see ' I say to her.

' No, I am almost there! Ahhhhhhhhh u r good ' she moan back.

' Some more? U r still hard ' she whisper. ( of couse I am still hard, I haven't cum yet! )

' I got to dry* u, u r so wet* ' I whisper.

So with relutance she allow me to pull out my still hard 'bro'. Anyway I went over to swith on the light to have a look as all this 'pokeing' is done in darkness. I am sure she look very very nice in this hightly 'stimulated' state!

Wau laueh!!!! Her 'aunty' cum while I am doing all the pokeing!!! No wander the 'pokeing' feel different this time!!! She is all bloody* in that area ( due to my strong 'pokeing' ), the bed is bloody* & so is the towels & so is the floor when I went to switch on the light from my bloody* 'bro' dripping blood.

The sight of my bloody* 'bro' stright away sent my 'bro' home to kingdom cum!

How does it look like......... Well how about dipping a hot dog, no not a hot dog ( my 'bro' is much bigger the a hot dog ), arr a meat roll ( the type u can buy in any sunday market, u slice it up to made dishes ) will do. Well u dip the meat roll in tomatoes sauce ( cilli sauce will not do as bright red in colour whereas tomatoes sauce is dark red ) then u hold it up & watch the sticky tomatoes sauce dripping down from the meat roll. That is how my bloody* 'bro' look like! ( Yes I know it is disgusting but I did put the warning )

My lover have the cheek to smile at me & say ' Hor ny ! No more worry! '

Anyway both of us have to have a bath & we end up sleeping on the floor as the bed look like someone has being kill on it. Bloody* bed!!

What happen to me?!!! First I blog about 'red bomb', red wedding then 'red packet' & now I end up with a red 'bro'!! I suppost there got my chance of winning any 4-d, 6-d, or whatever! Or it is? Perhap with all this red colour I might be lucky! So my dear reader do wish me lot of luck ok.

Oh please purposely spell wrongly word like Se*x, wet*, dry*,bloody* etc so that I can acess the coment via office computer which is a very 'holy' computer. No 4-d word or else my sites will be baned by office computer. Tq for ur co-operation.

Have a nice day ( as I certainly need it ) & do feel free to coment. Tq tq.

She didn't Cum this month!!!

I am soooooooo worry! Because she is already 1 week overdue!!! By right, she should have cum by now! OK sorry I should be a bit clear on what I am writting about. What I meant is she should be having her 'peri*od', but that didn't cum. She should be using white packet & throwing away red 'ang pow', but instead it is me giving red 'ang pow'!!!

If she really didn't cum what do I have to do??? Man I am really worry! OK this is actually not the first time she didn't cum on time. Nomally when she is late by a few days, she will ask for my help. In most case, intense 'pokeing' solve the problem. By intense 'pokeing' I meant the session is more intense or rather 'violent' pokeing ( she seem to enjoy this more but it is most tirying for me ). Usually more session per day/night like 2 or 3 session. Per session last maybe 20 to 40 minites. If 3 session the last wan is usually the longest as I have no more 'bullet' left so have to 'fake' it. However this method don't work this time.

Ok some of my reader sure will say serve me right ( am I right? )!! I should have use the 'safety bag'. But please do understand that some ladies don't like the feeling of a rubber rod pokeing inside them. They perfer the feeling of a hot living rod pokeing inside them. And please don't tell me about 'releasing outside', that don't usually work.

Oh I am sooooooooo worry. Got to sign off for now for more pokeing session ( my GF is asking me what am I doing pokeing away at the keyboard whereby I should be pokeing her now ).

My reaction to 'Red Bomb'

This is one ofmy reaction to a few of the 'red bomb' (I forgot to take last few pic ). I am sooooooo poor this month!!!

The Wedding food.........

This is the first red bomb I let off, I meant I attended, a evening wedding feast,started at 7.30pm & ended at 9.40pm. I manage to take the food picture after the rest of the table occupant allow me. The reason I gave is to show back home how nice the food is. Of couse the real reason is to let my reader have a look at the food here which I believed is different from KL.

This is the first dish. It is call 'cold dish' ( I don't know why it is call cold dish even thought it contain a few warm food ). It consist of cold jelly fish ( taste rubbery, no good ), boil prawn in mayonise, BBQ pork slices, roasted 3 layer meat,meat ball,fish ball & some vege. Lucky this first dish is a big wan as I am very hungry, sorry the pic is burr.

The second dish is shark fins. Problem is I can't find any shark fins in it everthough I stirs it several time. I can only find mainly egg, carp strips & some meat strips.

Chicken warp in aluminium foil is No3. Taste so so to me. Since it is a small chicken it is finished in no time. But the funny things is I can't find any chicken head ( I suspect the chicken is used to made chicken soup for the shark fin soup ).

No 4 dish is mixed verge in yam cake bowl. This dish taste OK to me. Maybe because I have always like yam.

No 5 is a heavy dish. Pork leg!!! In fact the whole pork leg. It don't look very tasty to me untill I open it up. Surprise!! It is boneless ( the upper part ) & it is stuff with other food like nuts mushroom etc inside. It taste OK to me not fatty. In fact I have the 'toes' & part of the leg.

No 6 is the maditory prawn. Deep fry prawn with oat. Taste so so only as the prawn is not fresh & also this dish is cold already as the fry prawn is not chrispy.

No 7 is steam fish. In this case a white puffer ( how nice a wedding feast is nomally judge by how fresh the fish is ). This is most most tasty food I tasted in this feast. The fish is fresh & taste 'sweet' & no fishy taste.

No 8 is the maditory sea cucumber dish. But the problem is I can't find any sea cucumber inside only cow ligament. Of couse sea cucumber taste better then cow ligament which taste rubbery.

The last dish is of couse the fruits dish, which consist of water melon, pineapple,orange & jelly. The melon is sweet so is the jelly. The rest all sour wan. Lucky the last dish is no a box of ice-cream.

What I don't like happen to me on this wedding. I sit next to the toilet, my table occupant consist of 3 aunties, 3 men ( including myself ) & three childrens (luckly the children behave well so no food end up on me ). So I end up eating & having small talk, no nice view or marketing.

At The Wedding........

At the wedding, what do u do? I suppost the main activities is 'eat'!! Ok before that, are u going alone or together with friends?? My activities differ if I go alone or with friends.If I went with friends then, where I sit & what I do ( mainly chit-chating & looking around ) will be with this group of friends. But the main aim is to eat & hope to get my money worth back from the food that I eat ( I am sure u feel the same ). The following is what I do when going alone.

Where do I sit?? I am sure a lot of u feel the same. If I am alone then I will always go for the table nearest to the main door because:-

1.I am a smoker, I can always go for a puff in between food being serve.

2.So that I can see the bride walking in.Ok I don't give a damn about the bridegroom. Actually I am more interested to watch for any well dressed ( sex*y dressed ) ladies. It never hurt to have good food & nice views.

3.So that I can go off once I finished the last dishes or just a few mouthfull if the dishes is lousy.I like to go off early as I hate the jam, both humen or traffic jam when everybody go off at once.

Well if the table nearest or near the front door is taken up, then the next choice will be to look for a table with the most ladies. Why?? Because:-

1.It feel nice sitting next to a ladies. Actually I meant it should smell nice, both the food & the ladies sitting next to me.

2.So that I can have most of the food to myself. This is because most ladies do not eat much. They have to watch their weight.

3.It is nice to see how a ladies eat. U can judge a lady by the way she eat. Some lady eat very slowly & neatly where as some eat like a hog ( it is a big turn-off, try to image a ladies lic*king & suc*king her fingers clean if she use her fingers)

My third choice will be to look for a table with the most number of rich people. U know they are rich by the way they dress, expensive cloths & for ladies ( mostly aunties type ) full of jewellries & gold, for mens fingers full of rings. Why? Because:-

1.I am in the 'services industries'. To me I am marketing 24/7. This is a good opportunities for me to market my 'servies' & myself ( yah, most of u proberly just sitting there looking around digging ur nose). I will be talking my head off ( but sadly sometime I end up sitting next to an arrogant 'towkey' so have to shut myself up & dig my nose ) giving them my name card.

2.It is always better to be seem in good ( actually rich ) company.

However most of the time I didn't get to sit where I wanted to be. So most of the time I end up sitting with a table filled with a few kids, a few elders, a few aunties & uncles. This is bad because there are not good views, smells & I can't do any marketing. I also got to waite for the elders to take the food before I did ( actually I don't really mind this as got to show respect, but some elders really terrible & slow ). The kids made a mess & some foods end up flying on to me ( this did happen a few time when kids started fighting as it take ages for the food to cum ). This is still OK. The worse sitting experiance is when u have no choice but to sit next to a toilet door. This is terrible. The smell is bad so the food end up 'bad' also. But as a sort consolation I got to see who visit the toilet, & if I am lucky, might saw a few 'nicely' dress ladies but, most of the time it is aunties.