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To all my dear readers if u find this site too 'horny' then please poke into My Other Site where I am more 'normal!!! Feel free to poke into any link within the post as it normally led to more 'interesting' post! Rest assure it is mostly not paid post! No ads for a 'horny' blogger!!!!

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

S.H.I.T.

As section head I received the following email:-

Memo to All Employees:

In order to ensure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of Special High Intensive Training (S.H.I.T) .

We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T will be placed in Direct Employee Evaluation Programe Special High Intensive Training(D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T) programe .

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to Employee Attitude Training Special High Intensive Training (E.A.T.S.H.I.T) programe.

Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T , you may be interested in a job training others.

We can add your name to our Basic Up-grade Level Leader Special High Intensive Training (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T) programe.

For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of Managerial Operational Research Educational Special High Intensive Training ( M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T) programe. This course emphasizes on how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T.

If you have further questions, please direct them to our Head Of Training, Special High Intensive Training (H.O.T.S.H.I.T) .

Thank you.

Boss In General, Special High Intensive Training
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T)


Action to be taken!

Now send this S.H.I.T to people who need S.H.I.T in their lives, just not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T . I have already had my fill of S.H.I.T.

Thank you for your time & action!

Sincerely

The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensive Training.
(The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T).

9 comments:

belle said...

im already addicted to this site
can i enroll to
Basic Up-grade Level Leader Special High Intensive Training (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T) programe???
loll!!!!

I'm Choonie. said...

This is a Super Hillarious Incredible Thought (S.H.I.T.) you have there!!!

AceOne118 said...

Wakakaka!!! sure a lot of S.H.I.T. words in there.

Iwan Sanchez said...

hahaha!!

Horny, so funny!!!

This is something hilarious!!!!

so horny which type of SHIT do u belong to??

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Belle! Wellcum! U want this programe? The highly qualified trainer is me.

Hallo Choonie! Wellcum!

Hi Aceone118! This is a shiity* post.

Hallo Iwan! I belong to the last one!

Rodrigo said...

Oi, achei teu blog pelo google tá bem interessante gostei desse post. Quando der dá uma passada pelo meu blog, é sobre camisetas personalizadas, mostra passo a passo como criar uma camiseta personalizada bem maneira. Até mais.

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

eh u copy from those fwd emails ler..aiyoh what happen la? not original hor ny ang moh joke ler..

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Joe!! I recieved this email mah. I suppost I am not Shit*full yet.

erinalaw said...

hehehe............... so you r also one of the member S.H.I.T?