Blogivitis Syndrome: Virus detected!

This is a new type of virus spread by clare( www.clareng.com/ ) .It is only applicable to blog owner as it will infect blog only or those with web sites. Why she want to spread the virus to me?? I suppost she regard me as a friend in blogsphere, in fact I feel very honoured as I saw my 'Hor ny' name on her sites. And as friend u r suppost to spread good things but sometime u also end up spreading bad things as well to ur friend.

Actually I have already contact the virus as I show the following sign:-

1.I am always thinking in my hor ny mind of what to post in my blog, something usefull ( but I think not popular ), somethings 'hor ny' ( this wan very popular, but very risky if gf find out or ID revealed ), somethings 'hor ny & usefull' ( difficult to have this entries but once in a hor ny moon got this entries )

2.Constantly check on my blog's comment ( if got comment, any comment then very happy as it show what I write got people read ) & sites counter ( at least I know my sites got 'poked' by visitors )

3.I check on my sites even afterwork or before I go to bed or on leave using my private 56K ( I cur*se to sky high when I have to waite for an hour for my sites to load & lost all my 'cum' when the 56k line got jamed ) line before I got this virus I hardly use the internet apart from looking at 'nice' picture once in a while.

4.I got all sexieted when informed by nuffnang that I got incuming ads ( but lost all my 'cum' when I saw the earning ).

5.Because I got this virus I have to take pic, so on most occassion I will bring a camera along but until now I haven't got the $$$ to buy myself a cameraphone ( this will enable me to take all sort of pic ).

6.This only applicable to me ( I think ). I got a thilling feeling whenever I blog ( especially on 'educational' post ) as I am faceless ( only orang utan face ) & untill now none of my reader is my real life friends or relatives ( this proof that 'hor ny ang moh' is the most 'technologically advance' in the gang ) or from my area/town.

Well, if my reader have some or all the above signs it meant u also have the virus.

Please pardon ( most appreciated if my reader can teach me ) me as this is my first 'tag', any 'rules' broken or not complied with is done ignorantly.