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Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Training! Not can do! How To Poke???

After lunch today me & a group of sale executives ( Ok! Ok! Salesmen actually! But nowadays we are called sale executives or marketing executives as it sound nicer! ) are relaxing after a meal of simple lunch having small talks & me enjoying my smoke. Amongst us is a just married young lady.

We have some small talk on this & that, then the topic turn to sale training which normally last for a week. We all agree that we hate this training as we r more or less brain washed on the goodness of the company & the product which we have to sale. All of us don’t really like to attend such training which is conducted in KL ‘country side’ far far away from any shopping center!

The lady sale executive then said she might have to resign from this job as she can’t really do sale now & also attend this sort of courses. She also give other reasons like family...... yada yada balah balah………..Me, being a smart as*s say the actual reason is she miss her hubby or hubby don’t allow her to attended courses for such a long time! He! He! She finally did admit that this is the reason!

Ha! Ha! Then I say ‘ Aiyah! Poke poke poke strong strong before u go for the course or after u cum back, both of u can poke poke poke strong strong to make up for lost time mah!!!’ He! He! The whole group laughs so loudly at my suggestion that the next table look at us! Oh I also received a few playful slaps on my shoulder from her!

To my dear readers do ur bf/hubby gf/wify allow u to go on courses for a few days??? And do u make nightly report ( call ) home everyday or maybe some of u do hourly report??

23 comments:

haan said...

hey u sell what kind of thing? how about the frequency u report to your gf?

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi haan! He! He! I sell service! But not the pokeing type! First day got report wan after that no more until on the day I cum back!! How about u???

:: Nicole :: said...

me and russ doesn't report to each other.. everyday we just get online to chat about our day.. he'd like to know what i did or ate or went and vice versa.. he's so far away and i know he wants to know everything which happens in my life :)

themuxicbox said...

report ah... more like he call me than I report to him... Once per day ba... 2 mins call nia.. ;P

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Nicole! U & russ really nice couple! Yalloh! Russ so far away! U r really a lucky girl!

Hi Themuxicbox! Wellcum! Wah! So short wan arrr?? Just a hallo larlin I am a good boy!!! Miss u so much! Muah! Muah! Muah!!!!! Something like that???

SilverIsle said...

Sigh. I'm leaving to Australia soon for a year! T_T

Report ar. Got lor. Else long liao distance will grow further.

The Horny Bitch said...

I'll tell my guy I miss him pokering me everynight lor.. hahah

"maemee" said...

hello hor ny ang moh... i've been reading your entries passively for a few weeks now and i must say, you are a very creative person... everything here is about poking, being poked or how to get poked? hehehehe... and it never runs away from the theme! very original and very entertaining... keep up the great work!

W_W_H said...

aiayak!!! lidat normally i'll bling along my wifey togeder to the course loh. day time i go course, she go shopping, and nite time mah can do night activity loh!!!

wakakakaka!!!

L'abeille said...

Me going away spells "HOLIDAY" for X-T wei hehehe..

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Silverisle! Wah! Going down under!! Bf not going arrr? Like this better report everyday if not he might get attracted to/by other lady!Same for u also! Lucky got internet can still can see each other!

Hi horny bitch!!! Ha! Ha! Ur bf very lucky guy! U r one hot lady!!!

Hi Maemee!! Wellcum! He! He! I am happy that u enjoy reading my post! Tq for ur encouragement!

Hi W W H! Aiyoh! What course u attend can bring wify??? Intercourse???!!!

Moolahking said...

Before i go out for course, i poke.. During the course, i poke, Lunch hour, i poke, After course, i poke too.. So can you guess with how many i poke? Hahahaha Like your pokeing things..!!!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi L'abeille! Wah! U 'control' xt kar?? He is happy that u go away for course??? Maybe when u r away on course he is also have a course of his on.....the 'inter' type!!!He! He!

Hi Jeremy!What course is that! I want to attend can or not???

cibol said...

apoo .. my fren call every night la. I do that anot? I oso kenot remember .. ha ha ha. but if ur fren suddenly go one side while you and a few frens drinking ah - that must be reporting one!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Cibol! Yes! U r correct! That is the reporting one!

Kenneth! said...

hi ur blog is very the funny sia! can i link u?

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Kenneth! Wellcum! Can no problem! Anyone can link me! Tq for ur comment! He! He! Have a nice day!

leyaw said...

Hahaaha...that was funny. Both side must be very hungry if the newly wed are to get separated for a period of time even though its not for very long.

About reporting, i wonder guys do it because they wanted to or because they think it is their responsibility or because they are afraid that their gf/wive would get upset if they don't report.

Love your blog and poke-ing post. Keep it cuming!

Jian said...

Ya I use to make calls before I sleep to my gf(now my ex d)..not to report though.. coz she didn't mind at all if I didn't find her =.=.. swt...

easier for her to go out flirt without getting disturb lol XD

WoMbOk™♂ said...

There was a time when I 'had' to call/report/talk at lunch, before dinner and before sleeping.

Needless to say, my phonebill was exorbitant and my right ear is now partially deaf.

Felt like i was dating the phone instead.

Daniel said...

report ar... sure got wan. see report what only hahaha.. i like ur post, man..hahahaha

belle said...

thing is..he will join the course with me ="= HAHAHAHAHAHHA

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Leyaw!Wellcum! He! He! Actually some guy do reporting to check up their gf!!!Once cumfirm their gf is 'safe' they go pokeing around!!! He! He! Tq tq for ur comment & support!

Hi Jian! Ah ha!! Ur gf don't wait for ur report arrr??? No wander becum ur ex now!

Hi Wombok!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! So now how that lady is now urs??? Still worth it lah if she is now urs!

Hi Daniel! Wah! U can see report arrr??? U send sms??? Cheapo lah!

Hi Belle! He will sure joint u for 'intercourse'!!!!