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To all my dear readers if u find this site too 'horny' then please poke into My Other Site where I am more 'normal!!! Feel free to poke into any link within the post as it normally led to more 'interesting' post! Rest assure it is mostly not paid post! No ads for a 'horny' blogger!!!!

Friday, January 18, 2008

Fcuk!!! I Can’t Poke!!!

Me & my big idea of posting up this entry ( In this entry I can’t poke/fcuk because of…. Well u can poke in to the entry why I can’t poke! ) now the real thing happens! I can’t poke nomore!

Last night I try my best to poke! I simply can’t! Even before I can poke in, I have to chase! Yes I have to do some chasing! No! My ‘bro’ is no chasing after gf’s poosie! I am actually chasing after my nose! I have a very bad attack of ‘running’ nose! My nose run at warp speed that very soon I finished the whole roll of toilet paper & my dust bin is fill up with toilet paper!

So how to poke in this condition??? It sure will be super ‘yucky’ with my nose ‘running’ all over gf nakel body ( strangely it don’t look yucky if I shoot all my ‘bullet’ on gf’s body )! I gave up the idea all together & spend a very miserable night hardly sleeping at all as I am 'chasing' my running nose!

Cum morning I practically bang on my doctors door at 8.00am sharp! I let her exams me with my nose seal up with toilet paper stuck up on each hole! I am having fever & my BP is going sky high 90/160! I have also a very sore throat ( I can forget eating gf ‘oyster’ for now! ) I ask her to give me the strongest pill available & also get MC for today!

I need the MC as I am in no condition to provide ‘service’ to my client! Yesterday evening I can still sound like ‘Brad Pitt’ but right now I started to sound like ‘Duffy Duck’!!! So how to ‘service’ my client??? Beside after taking all the pills I am guaranteed to go to ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZ!!!!

Oh! While I am typing out this post I have playing in the background my favorite ‘nice’ ( pornish ) movie with sound effect on! Ye it is ‘Oh! Oh! Oh! & Ah! Ah! Ah! Some more! Some more! While I am posting up this entry!

And I check on my ‘bro’ condition! Nothing! Totally nothing! He is ‘sleeping’ like a ‘good boy’!!! I even whack my ‘bro’s’ head!!! Totally hopeless! This cumfirm it! I can’t poke no more!!!

I hope this is just because I am very sick & not permanent ( If I really can’t poke any more then this site have to be shut down! )! I suppose ‘Sickly Can’t Fcuk!’ is right after all! So can any of my reader poke even when sick???

45 comments:

Helen said...

Hey, if your little bro can talk, I bet he'll be begging you to take an MC for him too. He needs rest also mar.. be more considerate lar.

SUmmore hor, little bro is not protected by Socsco ler.. :-P

Daniel said...

take care my fren...

bongkersz said...

the poke must go on.. haha. aiya, let it rest for a while lah bro, must be tired your lil bro to work so hard. take more ginseng, sup kambing or whatever tonic you need. oh yeah, pork legs. :P get well soon man~!

p/s : you sounded like brad pitt eh?

WoMbOk™♂ said...

Lol~

Get well soon mate!

Satkuru said...

patience is a virtue :P after that you can bang on all cylinders :D

get well soon ;)

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Helen!!! Ha! Ha! U r right 'bro' not protect by socsco! But it is protected by 'safety bag'!!!

Hi Daniel! Tq for ur wish!

Hi Bongkersz! He! He! Yes more rest!No lah! I don't sound like Brad Pitt!

Hi Wombok! Tq tq!

Hi Satkuru! Yalloh! Have to rest for a few day!

W_W_H said...

hey ang moh, try to do some flushing with ur lil nosey lah!!! if not, weekend reached edi loh, how to enjoy pokeing in the weekedn is lidat??? ;)

A Suspicious Man said...

Hey yo :D! get well soon friend! All the best.

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi W W H! I have being 'flushing' the whole afternoon! I feel terrible!

Hi Suspicious Man! Wellcum! Tq tq for ur wish!

lankapo said...

bro,
sorry to hear that u r sick
hehe hopefully u can get well soon

little bro not function ahh
mm better check lor

need some rest and multivitamin
I suggest tongkat ali hehe

littlepolaris said...

akaka, hornie see la u... when sick never come and seek advice from me. see running nose until kenot poke liao!

deedee said...

hey... i am having running nose too!!

L'abeille said...

AIyor yor! Sick ar....kesian kesian!

BTW, who say sick cannot Po-ke? When I'm sick in bed, I get so boring and the only thing that can cheer me up is po-king! I mean PO-KE into other ppl's blog (like yours) to make me laugh and cure me faster! Hehe

Have a good weekend!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi lankapo! Tongkat Ali very 'hot' cannot eat too much! On heat all the time!

Hi Polaris! Yalloh! Forget to ask for ur advice so how to catch my running nose???

Hi Deedee! Wellcum! U sick also so how???

Hi L'abeille! Aiyah this pokeing cannot cure me wan! Anyway will try to have sexerise tonight see can or not!

cibol said...

aiyo, get well soon. keep on pokeing!

The Horny Bitch said...

Hey.. Hope you're feeling better. Gals can be poked when they are sick. Lie down and play dead... :p

Anonymous said...

alo..horny..nice to read ur site..aiyahh..when u sick also can poke..no problem one..as long as ur bro still ok..hehe;p

Fiona said...

Haha the big bro get sick need rest so means lil bro also need rest lor! Get well soon then ur lil bro also will be doing his job la..

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Cibol! Tq tq!

Hi Horny Bitch! He! He! U r right!

Hi Fiona! Wellcum! Yalloh! I hope to get well soon!

To all my dear readers tq very much for all ur well wishes! Have a nice day!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Anomus! Wellcum! Aiyah! How to poke when 'bro' just lied down??

bongkersz said...

then must whack it hard!! whack!!

Shopaholicfern said...

aiyoh..so kesian..horny horny guy can't poke..hope u get better soon...when i'm sick, i'd like to be left alone to zzzz..dun nid any poking/disturbing from bf...

SilverIsle said...

Hey. Hope you get well soon yea. And hope your brother is able to wake up soon too. Hehe.

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Bongkerz! I did whack it but no effect wan!

Hi Shopaholicfern! Tq tq for ur wishes!

Hi Silverlsle! Tq tq! I do hope the is nothings wrong with my 'bro'!!!

Pundit Puckle said...

Get well soon Horny!!!!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Pundit! Tq tq!

To all my readers tq for all ur well wishes! I manage to catch my nose & I test poke my 'bro' this morning! It is working fine!

But I got another bigger problem on hand! Might blog about it if I can!

Have a nice day to all my dear readers!

:: Nicole :: said...

well i think when u're sick, u can't 'do it'.. when russ is sick, all he can do is ZZzZZZzZzzzZzzzzZZZzzz

=_=

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Nicole! He! He! Russ like me arrr???

eclecticube said...

lol @ this post :)

cibol said...

uit .. brader where are you? kenot poke doesn't mean kenot blog .. ha ha ha.

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Eclecticube! Wellcum! Tq tq for ur comment!

Hi Cibol! That is the problem! I can poke but cannot blog!

Now I have to move house!

W_W_H said...

where r u??? y no update wan???

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi W W H! Aiyah! I got lock up!!! Go to my new house at http://horny-ang-moh.blogspot.com/ to see what happen to me!!

Kenny Ng said...

Get well soon and get more poke later... keke. Have a nice day!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Kenny! I am in good pokeing order now!Move to new pokeing site http://horny-ang-moh.blogspot.com/ !

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Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Barb Michelen! Wellcum! Tq for ur comment! Will check it out! Have a nice day!

Cocka Doodle said...

What? Can't poke ah? Ask her to suck la! LOL

Here's wishing you & your loved ones a Happy & Poke-ing Lunar New Year! Gung xi fa cai!!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Cocka!!! He! He! I wish it could be this simple! Happy CNY to u & family too!

Netster said...

LOL hopefully by now your bro already up and running :) cheers

愿快乐幸福永伴你左右。

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Netster! Aiyah! My 'bro' is perfect no but I can't poke into this site!!! Can't post up new post!!!
Wish u happy CNY!!!

erinalaw said...

Gong hei fatt choy. I know I am late in wishing but better than never rite? So busy mah but will be back in bloging again - very soon.

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Erina! Wellcum back to blogging! Businese very good this CNY??? Happy CNY to u & family!!!

bonoriau said...

thanx for stopping by bonoriau...intresting topic...

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Bonoriau! Wellcum! Tq for dropping in! Have a nice day!