Me & my big idea of posting up this entry ( In this entry I can’t poke/fcuk because of…. Well u can poke in to the entry why I can’t poke! ) now the real thing happens! I can’t poke nomore!
Last night I try my best to poke! I simply can’t! Even before I can poke in, I have to chase! Yes I have to do some chasing! No! My ‘bro’ is no chasing after gf’s poosie! I am actually chasing after my nose! I have a very bad attack of ‘running’ nose! My nose run at warp speed that very soon I finished the whole roll of toilet paper & my dust bin is fill up with toilet paper!
So how to poke in this condition??? It sure will be super ‘yucky’ with my nose ‘running’ all over gf nakel body ( strangely it don’t look yucky if I shoot all my ‘bullet’ on gf’s body )! I gave up the idea all together & spend a very miserable night hardly sleeping at all as I am 'chasing' my running nose!
Cum morning I practically bang on my doctors door at 8.00am sharp! I let her exams me with my nose seal up with toilet paper stuck up on each hole! I am having fever & my BP is going sky high 90/160! I have also a very sore throat ( I can forget eating gf ‘oyster’ for now! ) I ask her to give me the strongest pill available & also get MC for today!
I need the MC as I am in no condition to provide ‘service’ to my client! Yesterday evening I can still sound like ‘Brad Pitt’ but right now I started to sound like ‘Duffy Duck’!!! So how to ‘service’ my client??? Beside after taking all the pills I am guaranteed to go to ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZ!!!!
Oh! While I am typing out this post I have playing in the background my favorite ‘nice’ ( pornish ) movie with sound effect on! Ye it is ‘Oh! Oh! Oh! & Ah! Ah! Ah! Some more! Some more! While I am posting up this entry!
And I check on my ‘bro’ condition! Nothing! Totally nothing! He is ‘sleeping’ like a ‘good boy’!!! I even whack my ‘bro’s’ head!!! Totally hopeless! This cumfirm it! I can’t poke no more!!!
I hope this is just because I am very sick & not permanent ( If I really can’t poke any more then this site have to be shut down! )! I suppose ‘Sickly Can’t Fcuk!’ is right after all! So can any of my reader poke even when sick???
44 comments:
Hey, if your little bro can talk, I bet he'll be begging you to take an MC for him too. He needs rest also mar.. be more considerate lar.
SUmmore hor, little bro is not protected by Socsco ler.. :-P
take care my fren...
the poke must go on.. haha. aiya, let it rest for a while lah bro, must be tired your lil bro to work so hard. take more ginseng, sup kambing or whatever tonic you need. oh yeah, pork legs. :P get well soon man~!
p/s : you sounded like brad pitt eh?
Lol~
Get well soon mate!
patience is a virtue :P after that you can bang on all cylinders :D
get well soon ;)
Hi Helen!!! Ha! Ha! U r right 'bro' not protect by socsco! But it is protected by 'safety bag'!!!
Hi Daniel! Tq for ur wish!
Hi Bongkersz! He! He! Yes more rest!No lah! I don't sound like Brad Pitt!
Hi Wombok! Tq tq!
Hi Satkuru! Yalloh! Have to rest for a few day!
hey ang moh, try to do some flushing with ur lil nosey lah!!! if not, weekend reached edi loh, how to enjoy pokeing in the weekedn is lidat??? ;)
Hey yo :D! get well soon friend! All the best.
Hi W W H! I have being 'flushing' the whole afternoon! I feel terrible!
Hi Suspicious Man! Wellcum! Tq tq for ur wish!
bro,
sorry to hear that u r sick
hehe hopefully u can get well soon
little bro not function ahh
mm better check lor
need some rest and multivitamin
I suggest tongkat ali hehe
akaka, hornie see la u... when sick never come and seek advice from me. see running nose until kenot poke liao!
hey... i am having running nose too!!
AIyor yor! Sick ar....kesian kesian!
BTW, who say sick cannot Po-ke? When I'm sick in bed, I get so boring and the only thing that can cheer me up is po-king! I mean PO-KE into other ppl's blog (like yours) to make me laugh and cure me faster! Hehe
Have a good weekend!
Hi lankapo! Tongkat Ali very 'hot' cannot eat too much! On heat all the time!
Hi Polaris! Yalloh! Forget to ask for ur advice so how to catch my running nose???
Hi Deedee! Wellcum! U sick also so how???
Hi L'abeille! Aiyah this pokeing cannot cure me wan! Anyway will try to have sexerise tonight see can or not!
aiyo, get well soon. keep on pokeing!
Hey.. Hope you're feeling better. Gals can be poked when they are sick. Lie down and play dead... :p
alo..horny..nice to read ur site..aiyahh..when u sick also can poke..no problem one..as long as ur bro still ok..hehe;p
Haha the big bro get sick need rest so means lil bro also need rest lor! Get well soon then ur lil bro also will be doing his job la..
Hi Cibol! Tq tq!
Hi Horny Bitch! He! He! U r right!
Hi Fiona! Wellcum! Yalloh! I hope to get well soon!
To all my dear readers tq very much for all ur well wishes! Have a nice day!
Hi Anomus! Wellcum! Aiyah! How to poke when 'bro' just lied down??
then must whack it hard!! whack!!
aiyoh..so kesian..horny horny guy can't poke..hope u get better soon...when i'm sick, i'd like to be left alone to zzzz..dun nid any poking/disturbing from bf...
Hey. Hope you get well soon yea. And hope your brother is able to wake up soon too. Hehe.
Hi Bongkerz! I did whack it but no effect wan!
Hi Shopaholicfern! Tq tq for ur wishes!
Hi Silverlsle! Tq tq! I do hope the is nothings wrong with my 'bro'!!!
Get well soon Horny!!!!
Hi Pundit! Tq tq!
To all my readers tq for all ur well wishes! I manage to catch my nose & I test poke my 'bro' this morning! It is working fine!
But I got another bigger problem on hand! Might blog about it if I can!
Have a nice day to all my dear readers!
well i think when u're sick, u can't 'do it'.. when russ is sick, all he can do is ZZzZZZzZzzzZzzzzZZZzzz
=_=
Hi Nicole! He! He! Russ like me arrr???
lol @ this post :)
uit .. brader where are you? kenot poke doesn't mean kenot blog .. ha ha ha.
Hi Eclecticube! Wellcum! Tq tq for ur comment!
Hi Cibol! That is the problem! I can poke but cannot blog!
Now I have to move house!
where r u??? y no update wan???
Hi W W H! Aiyah! I got lock up!!! Go to my new house at http://horny-ang-moh.blogspot.com/ to see what happen to me!!
Get well soon and get more poke later... keke. Have a nice day!
Hi Kenny! I am in good pokeing order now!Move to new pokeing site http://horny-ang-moh.blogspot.com/ !
Hi Barb Michelen! Wellcum! Tq for ur comment! Will check it out! Have a nice day!
What? Can't poke ah? Ask her to suck la! LOL
Here's wishing you & your loved ones a Happy & Poke-ing Lunar New Year! Gung xi fa cai!!
Hi Cocka!!! He! He! I wish it could be this simple! Happy CNY to u & family too!
LOL hopefully by now your bro already up and running :) cheers
愿快乐幸福永伴你左右。
Hi Netster! Aiyah! My 'bro' is perfect no but I can't poke into this site!!! Can't post up new post!!!
Wish u happy CNY!!!
Gong hei fatt choy. I know I am late in wishing but better than never rite? So busy mah but will be back in bloging again - very soon.
Hi Erina! Wellcum back to blogging! Businese very good this CNY??? Happy CNY to u & family!!!
thanx for stopping by bonoriau...intresting topic...
Hi Bonoriau! Wellcum! Tq for dropping in! Have a nice day!
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