Very Very Very Important Person Pokeing ( Fcuking )!!!!!

We men, are just a simple human being, born to made mistake! We men, are just like a ‘animal’ which have a basic ‘pokeing’ instinct! Which we sometime just can’t ignore! Well most of the time we can ‘control’ outwardly at least but inwardly our ‘bro’ is busting to free himself & to shoot out the entire bullet in our ‘nuts’!!! Especially when an opportunity presents itself right in front of us! Especially when the ‘opportunity’ is a very ‘hot’ lady!

So what if u r a VVV I P ( very very very important person, as in like a big shot in the society, head of department, head of ………something big! So long as u r well know or famous! )!!! Of cause u will POKE! U do have a ‘bro’ or a full functioning ‘equipment’ don’t u???? Some more the lady is so tempting & she is willing to give ur ‘bro’ a very good ‘blow service’!!!!!

Well u can poke to ur heart content! Like I say before ‘ U allow, I poke lah! ’! Problem is since u r a VVV I P, do check & look before u poke!

Check list!

Where do u poke???

Hotel ( most common venue ) ??? Always go for the high class wan! The more stars the better! Don’t book the hotel room in advance & always do the booking urself! This is to prevent other people from knowing ur ‘pokeing activities’!!! If possible always change the room at the last moment! Since u r a big shot u never know that the room might have being prepared with hidden camera to product ‘nice pokeing’ movie staring u as a very very very famous pokeing star!

Car???

Can do! But the problem is ur car will be as well know as u r! Well u can always drive other less well know car ( since u r a VVV I P u have a few cars )U can always drive to a nice lonely spot with ur gf ( I assume u like lady, but some VVV I P like guy as well or even young boy ) & have a nice pokeing session! But do watch out for robbers or some ‘kaypotmah’ ( busybody ) to check out ur car! For more detail on how to do pokeing in car do check out my ‘car pokeing’ entry!

Check the room!

Is the room unusually well lighted??? Got mirror all over the place including the ceiling? Ok I know it is very ‘stimulating’ to see urself pokeing away! But since u r a VVV I P it is never too careful to be careful! Dim the light!!!

Who r u pokeing???

‘Mutual friend’ sure no problem wan lah!!! Can poke to ur heart content! But if she is a casual ‘friend’ then better decline the offer as u r a VVV I P!!! But if it is a PPP ( pay per poke ) then can consider as she is ‘service’ which u pay for!!!

The above check list is very simple & easy to carry out! It will surely save the VVV I P a lot of trouble & embarrassments later!

This post is created as a reminder to me as who know later on I might just becum a VVV I P!!!! Right now I am not a VVV I P & also not famous! So even if I poke the wrong hole I will have a painful ‘bro’ & only my gf know & also nobody will give a dam!!!

So to my dear readers any other ‘precaution’ I should take to do pokeing when I becum ‘famous’???? All comments are highly valued!!!