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Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Hor*ny ( 18 xsx ) New Year Resolution!!!

Resolution! Why everybody got to do it meh??? Since I got this tag from Netster I put up my 'hor ny' resolution!

1. I will try to set a pokeing target that is poke as much as possible ( I use to poke 3 time per day but get bored after sometime! That is why I post up 'How to make ur pokeing more sexited' no no no nowaday I can't poke 24/7 )!

2. I will try my best not to have a few of this pokeing 'nightmare' this year ( possible, if gf don't mind my 'bro' wearing cloths' or I don't try to save some money! 'Safety' bag now dam expensive! ).

3. If possible I will like to have a few more of this sweet 'dream' ( possible if I watch 'nice' movie before I go to bed )!

4. If possible I will like to reduce the size my big belly ( actually what they call pot belly but I like to say big belly sound nicer ) as it made pokeing very difficult so many nice 'position' cannot do ( but I might fail in this as I love pork leg! )!

5. If possible save money as much as possible as this year will be a very bad year! Every things prices will increase while my salary remained the same!

6. If possible I will like to poke into new 'hole'! Shhhhhhh!!! Please don't tell gf ( she will kill me if she know my intention for this year )!!!!

7. If possible I will love to made all my readers feel happy after reading my entries! Nothing made me feel more happy then spreading happiness to my reader!

8. If possible I will love to made some money through blogging as the amount I earn thus far is very small. This is the reason!

9. If possible I will also love to made some money through pokeing!!!! I am sure gf don't mind as I am a 'service provider' mah! I don't have to tell her I earn some money through pokeing! I can say I earn this much by providing 'good' service! Where I am living I can forget this but if I go to big cities then maybe I can earn some money from pokeing! So to my dear readers can help me out in this area??? Ok for each pokeing money I earn I will give u 10% of my earning!!! He! He! Enough of not??? Subject to 'bro' co-operation!!!

10. If possible I will like to go back to 'school' as I am stupid & I know nuts about internet, html code, seq & so on & so forth ( anyone willing to teach me is highly appreciated )!

The above is my simple resolution! Which type of resolution I belong to as show below??? He! He! To my dear readers yours judge on which type of resolution I have & comments is highly appreciated! Oh! Feel free to do the tag if u like!

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When it comes to New Year’s Resolutions we seem to fall into four categories:

  1. Quite serious about them,

  2. Be flippant about them,

  3. Do it because we feel pressured to,

  4. Do not do them. So, the purpose of this little game is to let us know which category you are in.

Copy from “*Start Copy Here*” through “*End Copy Here*” and post it. Before “*End Copy Here*” tell us who you are, your site(s) (with link) and your New Year’s Resolution, or not. Then tag as many others as you like, from one to your entire blogroll, your choice.
If you like, create an intro paragraph to your post that also acknowledges who tagged you.

New Year’s Resolutions:

  • Netster - Netster’s Blog - My New Year resolution is to “FAIL” more! I am learning the new meaning of “Failing” to succeed in life! That’s including blogging! *hehehe*

  • Eric - Speedcat Hollydale - I love chicken. Problem is that I really never get to have enough chicken! My New Year’s resolution is to enact “Chicken Tuesday”. On this day I will eat only chicken, blog about chicken, and promote chickens all over the world. (hormone free) Join me, won’t you?

  • Juliana – Juliana’s Site - My New Year’s resolutions are looking for a part time job, keep blogging, and learn to cook and bake.

  • Michelle - Rusin Roundup - 1. Learn to be happier and accept myself for who I am, 2. Is to lose about 25 lbs., and 3. Is to stop smoking.

  • Karen - Grow Rich Along With Me - My resolution for next year is to achieve $3K per month passive income by the end of 2008.

  • Mel - Attitude, the Ultimate Power & Complain Complain Complain - “I don’t need no stinking resolutions.” I never hold to them anyway so why frustrate myself by starting them now.

  • Sandee - Comedy Plus - I don’t need no stinking resolutions either. Years and years ago I did them because everyone else did, but not once did I follow through. Why set yourself up for failure?

  • Lynda - lynda’s loft - My resolution is to see resolve to that which needs resolution. Like Mel and Sandee, I feel that resolutions give us more stress, however, being a person who sets goals each year, isn’t that the same thing as a resolution??? Goals vs. resolutions? Goals are more general and allow for more time to complete them, a resolution requires a mind-set and immediate action, which is not always feasible… Well, that’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it…

  • Amelia - Amel’s Realm - This is a list of my New Year’s Resolution:
    1) Health: Continue exercising twice a week, eat enough veggies and fruit, have enough rest, take vitamin C regularly and women’s multivitamin during my period.
    2) Spiritual: Improve my Daily Bread reading routine and my prayer life and learn more from God’s Word.
    3) Financial: Continue to make money online (my goal is getting €100 per month at least), be more creative in writing posts, and save most of the money.
    4) General Life: Continue to learn Finnish AND practice it as best and often as I can, try out more baking and cooking recipes, continue to maintain and share positive thoughts, continue to learn to control my thoughts, continue to learn to catch myself before I start complaining and count my blessings instead, continue to stop and cherish all the little moments in life that oftentimes go unnoticed, and continue to feed my inner child and last but not least, continue to ENJOY my life thoroughly.

  • Max - MAX - My New Year’s resolutions are to dedicate more time to my friends; to finally be able to read “Der Spiegel” in German; to be calm when organizing my marriage; to go one last time to my favourite club and dance the night away; and continue to be happy!

  • Marzie - Mariuca & Mariuca’s Perfume Gallery - My resolution for 2008 is to enjoy a healthier lifestyle and to expand my Perfume Collection.

  • Sindi- Life Is A Roller Coaster - My resolution is to complain less, pray more and be a little more thankful for what I have.

  • Judy - Sugar Queen’s Dream - My New Year’s resolution is: To take better care of my health. To eat better, well at least 3 meals a day, I’m lucky these days if I stop for one meal a day…. To help make the world a better place to live, I love the human race, but think there’s always room for change. To be generous until it hurts. To live each day as if it’s my last. To make a book of our personal family recipes and traditions for each of my 3 my children, so that the traditions and family cooking can be passed on in my family line long after I’m gone and finally……. To help more with the local Human society, Animals like little kids can not fend for themselves so it’s up to each of us to take care of our pets and to step in and care for all animals….. I hope that through me I can encourage my Children to be better adults and in turn to raise the Children they have or will have, to be good people with good, sound & solid values…. Peace!

  • Adrian - First Time Dad - My New Year’s Resolution for 2008 is to be a better father…now I don’t usually make New Year’s resolutions because I never keep them but this one I better keep! Happy New Year to one and all!

  • Colin - Life - New Years Resolution? No way…Better to achieve more throughout the year rather than pander to the whims of a one day ‘wishful thought’

  • Mauro - 1 Million Love Messages - My resolution for next year are: 1. Change my job (maybe work online). I’m really unhappy in the actual one. 2. Dedicate more time to my family and girlfriend… maybe start to get ready for our wedding :-) 3. Work hard in 1 Million Love Messages and reach 2500 Love messages (or more) in the end of 2008.

  • MidgetManOfSteel - Mental Poo - To get out of dealing with people who I have no desire in helping at the job I’m doing…catch the eye of someone who can see that I can write and be funny…and get my own ticket to happiness from my humor….and a Ferrari. While I’m doing this, I resolve to get a Ferrari.

  • Stacy - Stacy - My New Year’s Resolution for 2008 - Is to be more understanding to my children and to other people, Not to curse at others while I am driving, try to eat right and exercise, try to volunteer in my community, and to believe more in my spiritual side.

  • Jason - DatCurious.com & DatMoney.com - Although, I normally don’t do New Year’s Resolutions (because I find it as an excuse to actually do something I should’ve already been doing), this year I will plan on giving back to the blogging community, especially my audience. I’m not sure how I will do it yet, but I definitely will.

  • Kesa - Little Aussie Cynic - My New Years Resolution is the standard….. to finally get off the smokes and to loose 8kg…. both which are possible just difficult…..Happy New Year to you and yours….Aussie

  • Ann - A Nice Place in the Sun - “To let the rest of my life begin as soon as possible.”

  • Scotty - HOT USA Trends Today - Try to create value for people from my blog. Traffic, Earnings the secondary objectives will follow.
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9 comments:

Farhah said...

woaahh, that's one long long post.

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Farhah! Wellcum! He! He! Yes it is rather 'long'!!! But half of it is other people punya!!

Netster said...

hehehehe your resolution really dif! hahahaha. i also want to go to school but iyo... don't when i want to commit. Sien

cheers

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Netster! He! He! U also want to attend the school I want to attend???

SilverIsle said...

You have big tummy huh? Like your avatar? LOLz.

belle said...

u are a POT! ahahhahaha xDDD

no point making new year resolution wan...alas u will b disappointed. ahahha

lankapo said...

wahg letih lah nak baca semua

skip skip

hor ny,
one of my resolution this year is to unveil the real hor ny hahha :)

Helen said...

#9 - What's that? You wanna be a gigolo? :-P Can Can, show me some pics of yourself (you can photoshop a bit but dun overdo it...) and I'll be your pimp. lol

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Silverisle! He! He! Somethings like that!!

Hi Belle! Aiyah this wan is a tag lah! But some I can do it!

Hi lankapo! Aiyoh! Don't reveal me lah!

Hi Helen! Wah u got 'kantow' arrr???