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Saturday, April 21, 2007

Satisfied!!! Are u really sure?!!!

On your se*x life that is. Base on the respond to my pervious entry it seem it seem almost everybody is happy, well on those who coment anyway ( perhap those who read but don't leave any coment is not happy, don't know happy or not or maybe a vir*gin as one reader say he is or maybe too shy to coment? ).

How do u define having a 'satisfieing se*x' ? Nomally for ladies they have 'or*gasm' & for guy they cum. As usual ladies first!

A ladies experiance 'high' when she is highly 'stimulated' that area is hot, wet & the two lips firm up as it is engross with blood hence very red, the muscle of the hole firm up & squeez the the lover's 'bro' tightly. At this stage she will urge the guy to poke with all his might ( this is also the stage when some guy unload all the 'bullet' as he can't stand all the squeezing hence the 'bro' go soft, this is very very frustrating for the lady as she just started on the upward trend to reach her 'or*gasm ) at the same time she will be moaning or screaming & grasping at the bed or the guy bu*tt or even crawing at the guy back ( all this action contribute to the guy cumming before the lady reach her 'or*gasm' if the guy cannot control his urg to cum & of couse usual excuse give by guy for scracted bu*tt & back is it is done by a pu*ssycat!! ). If the guy continue to poke with all his might for another 5 mintes the lady will experiance her 'or*gasm', she will have a sort of convulsion & her whole body stiffen up for a while & she will have a discharge of wetness. She has a feeling of very very nice well being ( nothing in the world matter anymore she just feel nice in fact she feel that all her need is being achieved ) sort of like the feeling u get when u eat some very tasty food except the feeling is much higher & better. Now if the guy continue to go on pokeing with all his might when the lady soften up a bit & increase the speed the lady will get to enjoy the second round of 'or*gasm'. And she will treat her lover very very nicely for a job well done like cook up some very nice dishes expecially like chicken cook with herbs to enhance power or to replenish his energy so that his 'performance' is enchance. For some lady who don't cook or don't know how to cook the chicken essence is the simple answer. ( For guy who are in the 'service' industry chicken essence is a must as it is a very tirying occupation ).

For the guy it is the process of stimulating the head of the 'bro' until the stage when he cum either when he go pokeing into the love hole or when his 'bro' got rub, su*ck or lick through 'blow j*ob'. When he cum he has feeling of well being ( nothing in the world matter any more ) & satisfied & of couse very tired. For guy it is a simple job, poke in & out until cum. If cannot cum then not enjoyment ( yes sometime they don't cum ) .

Now do u have the above feeling?? For guy no problem if they cum they have the feeling. For ladies it is different. Some experiance as above, some are not so drastic but they must have a very very nice feeling of well being ( and for them to have this 'or*gasm' is not easy, the guy must do a lot of foreplay if he can't stand long pokeing or his 'bro' is short or he has to do pokeing with longer duration. Love make*ing must be more then 30mintes ).

Now do u really enjoy having s*ex that u really look forward to it, like u really clean yourself real nice & look forward to the time? If u really enjoy it u shouldn't be saying that I need the mood to do it ( it is ok for lady to say they have 'close period' but even then if the guy don't mind it is ok & very very safe as he don't have to worry about the lady getting pregnate ). Afterall it is like takeing drug it is addittive ( according to drug addit the feeling is the same except the feeling last longer hence they take more & more drug & b'cos of this drug addit lost all urge to s*ex ). Now u say I do enjoy s*ex but not like looking forward to it because..........( this will be a future entry )

So now are u really satisfied with your s*ex life or rather s*ex performance that your partner get to enjoy?? Think about it.

65 comments:

Kenny Mah said...

Wah, so many poke-ing wan... Can tahan ar? ;)

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi Kenny! Ha! Ha! Of couse!! Practice made perfect.

:: Nicole.F :: said...

ok.. to be honest.. liek what i told russ, i never really enjoyed se*x before i met him.. when i was with my 2nd ex, i felt that it was my duty to sleep with him.. and he was damn selfish.. he's a pervert as well.. with 2 big drawers full of porn.. haha..

anyway, now i'm able to enjoy it to the fullest.. thanks to my bb :) and maybe coz i'm TRULY DEEPLY in love this time

Horny Ang Moh said...

Ah!Nicole u r very hornest! Seriouly a guy with 2 drawer full of por*n to get it 'up' is big problem in life. Anyway I like russ( like as in normal male friendship I am not gay ) from his blog seem like the sort of guy like by everyone. As I say before u r very lucky, lucky & made for each other.

:: Nicole.F :: said...

we feel that we're soulmates :)

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

haha..nicole you very open wif ur relationship ar..are all nicoles like tat..very afraid..my gf also call nicole ...

very detailed description u got there horny..now make me feel lonely on my king size bed..

Horny Ang Moh said...

Ha! Ha! So u got gf.U r qualified! To answer the question!

Kenny Mah said...

hor ny ang moh,
Practice made perfect, issit? Then I don't ever want to be perfect --- so can always practice, hahaha...

:: nicole ::,
Sometimes we have to kiss a couple of toads before we find our prince/princess. Looks like you found yours! Lucky you! :)

Kenny Mah said...

P.S. hor ny ang moh, added your blog to my Bookmarks page --- wah, you're the first and only 'H' blog lah... so special. :D

Wilson J Q Quah said...

hor ny... u outdid yrself this time again. hahaha very clear explanation har.... lucky i know my gf likes my service :P

:: Nicole.F :: said...

kenny: thanks :)

LuUeE said...

hahh.. Horny Amoh, this is an education normally not gotten from school.. hahha..

Boss Stewie said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOR NY..> I CAN"T BELIEVE U WROTE THIS

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hallo kenny! Tq tq. I am sure u keep on practicing. Me? I practice whenever I can.Actually this is the only exercise I do.

zewt said...

I AM SPEECHLESS!!! HAHAHAHAHA....

woooahhh... nicole... duty!!??!?!?!?!

Horny Ang Moh said...

Boss lepton I am happy that ur gf like ur service.U can go on pumping but made sure that u don't pump up her tummy. Ok! He! He!

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi luuee! Of couse u can't learn this in school. Last time I ask my teacher innocently how to do it. She ask me to watch movie instead!

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hallo Boss stewie! Welcum welcum.

Horny Ang Moh said...

Aiyah Ah zewt how can u be speechless??

lovegoddess said...

too shy to say anything but this :-

Love + Sex, one of the most beautiful thing in the world

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi Lovegoddess!! Well said.

baggie said...

*speechless*

Horny Ang Moh said...

I got two 'speechless' coment. Aiyah!! What to do??? Reduce my 'hor ny' writting??

cHrIstInA_YY said...

wow... very detailed post =P

conan_cat said...

lmfao... now this is one really, really detailed post XD

i don't know about girls though, but guys seems to get it easier than girls. guys onli need to rub there up down up down no need touch anywhere else oso can orgasm... girls knt one, must touch here touch there caress here sayang there must hit right spot oso then onli can reach. susahnya...

well i never do wif girls before, so i dunno XD paiseh hahahha

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hallo Christina & Conan cat!! Yeah a bit detail if not how to explained? Actually I left out a lot of juicy & smelly detail already.

:: Nicole.F :: said...

maybe u should put up pictures.. then it'd be MORE detail.. muahahahaha *evil laugh*

Iwan said...

Wow...

my bro standing readin this entry sia....

hmmm...

true lah, sex is addcitive!!!

Kenny Mah said...

The ONLY exercise you do? Wow, a certain part of your body must be very, uhm, well-developed then. Hahaha...

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi Nicole! I cannot post pic wan! If I post other pic got copyright, if I post my own pic I don't know how to edit the pic & beside who will take the pic while in action???So the best is I describe & let my reader image the senario.
Hallo Iwan!! How long did u 'stand'?? Ha! Ha!
Hi Kenny!! That is why I say practice made perfect.

Eileen said...

hor ny ang moh, if a gal love a guy a lot, but he sucks big time in bed due to size, erectile dysfunctional and etc, do u think it is understandable for a gal to dump that guy or imagine the rest of the life having bad s*ex?

How important is s*ex in a relationship? Love VS Lust

Sweetpea said...

uwaahh.... very detailed :))

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi Princess!! S*ex is just one of the important factor to considerfor a happy marriage. It can help to mend a broken marriage but it do not garentee happy marriage. It is u choice. Personally I feel that factor like financial stability, good character & background is more important. If he is a lousy lover then teach him, if cannot as his 'bro' is too short for u, then there is always other ways to satisfied ur urge.Does this answer ur question?
Hallo Sweetpea! Welcum.

Purple~MushRooM said...

Princess Eileen... this is the 2nd time you are asking this question... wassup?? Heheh.

Nicole: Very very honest of you.

Hmmm.. what should i say. From my experience, good looking guys can't really perform in bed. Hahaha! From experience, ok!

baggie said...

Speechless as in... i dunno wat to comment liao, a few words tho.. you memang king of se*xtifying.. LOL and keep on blogging bout your hornyness LOL..

:: Nicole.F :: said...

purple~mushroom: good looking guys can't perform? er.. does my hubby consider good looking? if he is then i can tell u that u're wrong :p~

Eileen said...

nicole, u make me laugh. Good looking guys cannot perform well in bed? Haha, coz they busy staying good and scare that their expressions may look ugly izzit? KEKEKE...

purple_mushroom, I ask this question elsewhere, but I would like to hear hor ny ang moh's s*ex opinion. He is the expert!

Maybe I should reverse the question. What if the size is too big? Hahahaha... And from what I heard, after you had (an) ang moh(s), then its hard to go back to (an) asian(s). Right hor ny ang moh? keke

Horny Ang Moh said...

I know purple not bad wan sure got experiance wan.
Nicole, can do or no do hard to seen from appreance wan.But so long as u r happy & satisfied that is the important point.
Aiyah Princess I heard a lot from ladies that they like ang moh banana compare to local banana. But the only complain is that not really 'firm' & 'fexible' unlike local banana hard as in iron rod.
Correct me if wrong.
Calvin' wife. It is Ok. I am sure u r enjoying urself reading at the coments.

Purple~MushRooM said...

I know one very very good looking guy - male model type.
Before he had it with his gf, he already told her.. he is lousy in bed. Then she finally knew what he meant... he cannot control and have to stop now and then.. tiu... potong steam.

Another one.. also modelled for few apparel brands before... small dick. And cannot tahan also.. cum so fast.. tiu!

Hhaha.. ok.. enough.. I am not disclosing abt this girl's experience anymore.

OK.. another one. My Malay girl fren.. she damn hiau and very beautiful... met a very very good looking chinese guy... then she complaint to me... he cannot stay hard. Tiu again!

See... most of the good looking guys cannot perform one!

Horny Ang Moh said...

Ha!Ha! Purple!!!Somemore somemore. I like to heard ur story. So to my male reader, see size & more importantly performance matter. Oh by the way purple, I am very urgly wan.Have a nice day.

Anonymous said...

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Horny Ang Moh said...

Hallo Aceone 118! Wellcum & Nice day to you.

:: Nicole.F :: said...

princess eileen n hor ny ang moh: it's not me who give that statement la.. it was purple~mushroom who says good looking guys can't perform *sigh*

so i asked her if my hubby consider good looking or not.. if he is then i can tell her that not all good looking guys can't perform

david santos said...

O dia 25 de Abril de 1974 foi o dia do derrube da ditadura fascista em Portugal, a chamada REVOLUÇÃO DOS CRAVOS, e a queda do (poder) dos inimigos do povo. 25 de Abril, sempre.

Day 25 of April of 1974 was the day of it knocks down of the dictatorship fascist in Portugal, the call REVOLUTION OF the flowers, and the fall of the power of the enemies of the people. 25 of April, forever!
يوم 25 نيسان 1974 كان يوم تقرع عليها من الديكتاتوريه الفاشيه في البرتغال والدعوة للثورة الزهور ، وسقوط سلطة أعداء الشعب. 25 نيسان ، الى الابد!


День 25 апреля 1974 года, в день он постучит в воздухе фашистской диктатуры в Португалии слово О РЕВОЛЮЦИИ цветы, и падение власти враги народа. 25 апреля, навсегда!
Le jour 25 d'avril de 1974 était le jour de lui frappe vers le bas du fasciste de dictature au Portugal, de la RÉVOLUTION d'appel des fleurs, et de la chute de la puissance des ennemis du peuple. 25 d'avril, pour toujours !
Tag 25 von April von 1974 war der Tag von ihm klopft unten vom Diktaturfaschisten in Portugal, von der Anruf REVOLUTION der Blumen und vom Fall der Energie der Feinde von den Leuten. 25 von April, für immer
25天41974年的一天,它拍下來的法西斯獨裁政權,葡萄牙 號召革命的鮮花,秋天的權力得到人民的敵人. 25日,永不停息

admin@cora-links.com said...

hehehe, Horny Ang moh, very detailed and horny post as usual, and very funny way of explaining it! Keke, wah.. Nicole so honest indeed.. hehe, glad u r happy with my 'performance' kekeke.. :P

Wah Purple, goodlooking guys cant perform in bed? then if I was a girl, i'll go find an ugly guy, and just put paperbag over his face.. kakaka.. :)

Kenny mah: I also wanna practise a lot lah, but only with Nicole of course.. :P

BaBy JeE said...

WAH LAU EH!!.... so so so...erm..analytical!!

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hallo Nicole!!Its Ok!!Purple & Princess just gave a general statement with purple knowing some ladies who have extensive sexperiance that handsome guy is lousy in bed which could be true as nobody is perfect. This just show to u how lucky u r!!( Russ must be feeling very proud now ).It is the same for ladies, beautiful lady is good to look at but in bed so so only & the guy have to do a lot of 'work' to cum. So is everybody happy & afterall we are learning all the time to have an enjoyable life.

So I wish all my dear reader happy day & enjoy life to the fullest in whatever way we can.

Hallo David Santos! Wellcum to my 'hor ny' world also I have no idea what is ur coment about.

Hallo Russ!! So when u cum back???I suppose u r too tired to DIY with ur heavy duty job. Ha! Ha!

Hi Baby!! Long time no coment. How is ur life now OK I suppose.

cHrIstInA_YY said...

Lolz, sweat 47 freaking comments !!! that's a lot... ur post is really attractive

Eileen said...

"Ang moh banana not really 'firm' & 'fexible' unlike local banana hard as in iron rod."---> hor ny ang moh, can iron rod be flexible? Haha.

purple_mushroom, I think the pretty boys cant perform in bed probably becoz of the diet they have and also becoz they exercise too much and therefore used up their energy. That's my personal opinion. Well, if a guy is non-athletic that also affects the performance in bed (get tired very soon).

Nicole, ur hubby is cute, is he mix-blooded? I used to date a chin-dian guy for a long time. I dunno about you, but when my friends heard about him, they only think "one kind". Sigh...

Horny Ang Moh said...

Ha! Ha! Princess my mistake iron not flexible wan. So do u like this type???

cibol said...

wah .. sex does sells hor? ha ha ha

Anonymous said...

wey dude, that's very detail .. ha ha ha .. ur very horny indeed. eh, if ur in action dun worry that no one will take pics for you, u can ask me .. no charge one .. ha ha ha

Eileen said...

hor ny ang moh, any differences if I say yes or no to your question? Are you offering something? Kekeke

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi Princess ! What u want I try my best to complied so can tell me.It will be most interesting to read.

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

wah is the comments still going on..haha..oh well..i guess people love to poke..whether poker their nose or either erm erm..

Purple~MushRooM said...

Wah horny... u are getting famous.

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hallo Craving!! U r right everybody love to poke but must poke properly for max enjoyment.
Hallo purple!! No lah I am not famous. It is just that this topic interesting loh. Of couse have to thank my reader support for their coment & feedback so that at lest we can inprove ourself to have a happy life.

:: Nicole.F :: said...

princess eileen: yeap he is mixed blood.. he's eurasian :) i hope our kids will be good looking and pretty.. heeeheee

Eileen said...

nicole, I am sure your kids will be ADORABLE~ Your kids will break some boys & gals heart in the future. kekeke....

(Sorry hor ny ang moh, become like chat room nia). I think overall the feedbacks I get is ang moh generally tend to have a better size & hardness, but there are culpits & exceptions too of coz. In my opinion, gals are more emotionally involved compared to guys. We cannot deny that both males & females have hor ny hormones, but guys generally can differentiate f*** & ML better than gals. Therefore, size is a bonus, but the chemistry/feelings are more important for a gal.

hor ny ang moh, u should get urself an award for "the s*ex expert blog". keke.

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi Nicole!! I look forward to pic of Nicole jr or Russ jr. Sure very cute wan.

Hallo Princess! I don't mind if turn in chat or whatever so long as everyone happy then I feel good.Yes I agree ladies more emortional & big size is a bornus only.

:: Nicole.F :: said...

haha.. our kids? think have to wait for 2 years.. but if accident, then less than 2 years lar! lol!

erinalaw said...

Find your blog interesting. Good place to drop by. Will visit more often.

Mischique said...

LOL...wow 62 comments. You seem to be like a professional in sex. Perhaps you should consider writing for a sex column in a magazine!

zewt said...

hor ny ... you famous already lor... i have to give way...

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hallo Erina! Wellcum.I am happy that u find it interesting.
Hi Mischique! No lah I am just a slow learner, learning all the time on how to please a lady, at the same pleasing myself.
Hallo Zewt!Me famous?? No way. U r the wan. So many interesting entries which affect our daily life. In fact everyday I go & zewted myself!!!