I am soooooooo worry! Because she is already 1 week overdue!!! By right, she should have cum by now! OK sorry I should be a bit clear on what I am writting about. What I meant is she should be having her 'peri*od', but that didn't cum. She should be using white packet & throwing away red 'ang pow', but instead it is me giving red 'ang pow'!!!
If she really didn't cum what do I have to do??? Man I am really worry! OK this is actually not the first time she didn't cum on time. Nomally when she is late by a few days, she will ask for my help. In most case, intense 'pokeing' solve the problem. By intense 'pokeing' I meant the session is more intense or rather 'violent' pokeing ( she seem to enjoy this more but it is most tirying for me ). Usually more session per day/night like 2 or 3 session. Per session last maybe 20 to 40 minites. If 3 session the last wan is usually the longest as I have no more 'bullet' left so have to 'fake' it. However this method don't work this time.
Ok some of my reader sure will say serve me right ( am I right? )!! I should have use the 'safety bag'. But please do understand that some ladies don't like the feeling of a rubber rod pokeing inside them. They perfer the feeling of a hot living rod pokeing inside them. And please don't tell me about 'releasing outside', that don't usually work.
Oh I am sooooooooo worry. Got to sign off for now for more pokeing session ( my GF is asking me what am I doing pokeing away at the keyboard whereby I should be pokeing her now ).
32 comments:
she may not be pregnant. the delay could be hormonal
waahh..you very daring ehh?? u don't use condom..you don't use the withdrawal method..
you are thriving in dangerous waters man.. o_O
Get married and become a father lor.. hahhaa.
Why so careless?
I don't know if I should laugh or be serious. Some parts of this post is quite funny actually.
Anyway, if she don't like the "rubber", and you don't want/like to shoot outside, then the least you can do is ask her go on the pill. However that won't work for now. So, just go buy a self test pregnancy kit and test. Don't need guess or worry. You can get them from any pharmacy, clinics, watson, guardian, etc.
Good luck bro.
why releasing outside dont work for you? you have slow reaction ah? haha...
i have heard latest on day 40...so you can still wait...
Maybe it's just a delay and not pregnant leh. If yes then, just get married and send us your red bomb lor.
em.. what method lah if don't use condom.. don't use withdrawal?? you girl on pill? :D or counting the days.. when can do when cannot? hehehe.. em, false alarm maybe. if not you can post your red bomb liao..
wah! red ang pow from hor ny ang moh.. we ALL have to prepare the ang pow already lah... nyek nyek nyek..
eh eh, sorry la.. just kidding.. anyways, don't be so worry.. a few years back, my period was late for a month! so a week, still okay :)
hehehe, hello Horny, how r u? A few days late nevermind, but if 1 month late, then u better be careful.. hehehe, dun worry, cross your fingers and hope for the best.. :)
Scenario one: Congrats, man!
Scenario two: Girls can be late once in a while, depending on how moody she's been.
Scenario three: Next time try that rubber with the vibrator one that I told you about la...
Hallo lovegoddess!I hope her tummy remain small. I want to wear but she don't allow me to. I am sure u also perfer the original hot feeling.
Hi Purple!I wander who is careless? Me or gf?
Hi 10/3!I don't advise my gf or any ladies to take pill. lots off side effect.I already bought the testing kids. Try it out every morning, so far no blue line.
Hi Zewt!I am not slow.Just gf don't wan me to pull out at that point (might blog about it if happy).BTW I am so happy that latest is 40 days.So I still got hope but on the other hand intenst pokeing for 40days is not my cup of coffee!
Hi Erina!I do hope it is delay! I perfer to recieved red bomb then to give red bomb at this point of time.
Hallo Bongkresz! So u wan to know? Ok will blog about it if happy. Right now very worry & tired.
Hi Nicole & Russ!Tq for ur comforting coment.
Hallo Cirnelle!Aiyoh I don't wan scenario 1.I do hope it is no 2. I got no 3 but she like the natural & original wan. So the rubber is wasted.
Tq everyone for all ur conforting coment.
Bro, u posted too much abt the wedding thing redi... Too into it & now u r getting "involved"... no worries lah... as an experienceeeeeeeeddddd hor ny ang moh, u surely know wat's going on... pray hard...
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Hi Just!Yalloh, me & my wedding post!I do hope I am not involve in wan.
Hallo casey & peanut!Hows the doggy? Happy that u like my blog.Tq for the infor. Hope that I am not going to be a ratty's daddy.
God... You are in my prayers tonight. O_o
Hi Donny!Tq very much!I think I also better pray while I am 'pokeing' away as this is getting more & more critical by the days!!
Blog too much of wedding dinner and now perhaps its your own time.
But not to worry, maybe only delay. Ask her to drink more warm water or some period pills.
Horny, the pill is not harmful one. Olden days will say it is not good. But in this century, pills come in very very low dosage. SO low that after taking it, if you experience food poisoning, the pill has no effect on contraceptive at all! It is very safe. I have been taking it for more than 5 years now. It's ok. But I need to stop liao. Cannot take for too long. If you dun wanna take any other means of prevention, get her to take the pill la.
hor ny ang moh: Like what PurpLe~MuShRooM said, the contraceptive pills nowadays no longer have side effects as bad as in the past. Some may experience minor side effects, others may experience more serious ones.
It really depends. If one type of pill isn't suitable, you can always change to another type. A few months after stopping the pill, pregnancy may occur as normal. Don't just listen to what I say. Go meet a doctor to discuss and understand the whole picture better.
Read this for more info.
Gosh...I just found a new breed of Poke"r"mon here. He likes the feel of "nature". He hates rubbish stuff such as "rubber". The best part is...he's a sex machine :P
Hallo 10/3! Tq for the infor.
Hi Criz!Where got se*x mechine! If I am a se*x mechine then this mechine is ever ready to be rent out if the fee is suitable of couse.He! He!
y i m shocked la..no rubber..no outside..then girl got take protection or not..good luck la..actually if she doesnt get pregnant..i think u need to check ur sperm count also..so many poking session..
cooool blog haha
my gf lagi paranoid last time. not yet poke already talk alot
Hi Joe! My gf use counting method!During her hor ny period ie fertile period have to use safty bag, but she don't like the feeling.
Hallo Tingtitlei! Wellcum!Don't poke unless she give permission.But do give a good first performance so that she will look forward to it next time.
ahahahahhaahah good one good one... hehehehe
so are u anxiously waiting for your gf call ????? hahahahaha
Whoa. That sure is a lot of poking. And the timing method? What if she got the dates mixed up? Uh-oh.
Brace up, bro. Fingers (and toes) crossed. Like lovegoddess said, it might be hormonal...
Hallo Eric! Wellcum!
Hi Low!I am getting very worry! Today her 'aunty' still haven't cum!
Hi Kenny!Oh Shi*t date mixed up!!I am hopping that it is late!
is this a jokes?? LOLX>..
yo brader... u landing in hot soup 0.o
Hi Chee Hsien! This is no joke. It is in hor ny label.
Hallo Daniel! I am in hot 'pus*sy'!!
So, r u still waiting for her to cum? Count date har? Very dangerous leh........... wat if silap counting. Then, mah die. I never dare to use that method also.
Hi Erina! Still haven't cum! Aiyoh getting very very worry!
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