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Thursday, July 31, 2008

Shaving 4 Your ‘Up-There’ & Her ‘Down-There’ Plus Some!!!

First I will like to say a very very big ‘THANK YOU’ to Spectre for your ‘handpron’ to me as ‘gifts’!!! I have always believed that if someone send u a gifts it is always good to return the favor. So after much consideration/research & lotsa of pokeing in REALMART I have decided to send u the following as ‘gift’ ( Actually I really didn’t find what I want, something really very special, yet ordinary, yet a poor fellow like me can buy! )!!!

A Panasonic Men Travel Shaver! Now this is a very special shaver! U can use it to shave off all the hair on ur face & if any other place which u consider too hairy u can also use it to shave that off also.That is ‘ordinary usage’ for ordinary fellow! But I am ‘Horny Ang Moh’ & a very poor fellow! For me everything & anything can have multiple usage ( Aiyah! U must made it ‘value for money’ mah! )!

Allow me to ‘introduce’ other usage for the above gift! U can also ask ur gf to use it to shave off all her hairy parts of her body ( I assure u have a gf, no gf??? Never mind! Ur sister or even your mother can use it too!!!)! Yes! I know there are shaver for lady but to save cost she can use your shaver ( Aiyah! Share share mah! Next time if get married everything also share share so started by sharing this first! ).She can use it to shave off her armpit hair, her hairy leg & also the hair ‘down there’!!!If using shaving cream is too expensive then can use soap, lotsa of soap! Don’t worry about electric shock, use battery so no electric shock.

Do be a man & clean up the shaver after she use it to shave her hair! Trust me on this! I know as after gf use my shaver to shave off her hair, I have to spend at least 10 minutes plucking out all those curly hair stuck between the shaving blades! He! He! But I don’t mind as she is very smooth & not to mention I have flesh ‘oyster’ for supper! Priceless!

So with this Panasonic Shaver as my gifts to u I wish that u have a smooth life just like after u & gf have a good shave! This Shaving Gift is bought by 'Nuffnang Gift Ideas Contest'!!!

4 comments:

Spectre said...

HA!HA!HA!HA! Tenkiu! Tenkiu! Tenkiu!
This shaver work much better plus really value for money than my ubat given by the doc!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Spectre! Ah! So u like my gift!! He! He! Make good use of it!

wEtwEtwAtEr said...

Wah! Since this is the case, I shall invest in one shaver now. Sharing is CARING! :P

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Wety! Please do buy a good shaver & both of u can shave together! I have a post on bathing together somewhere under 'horny' label. U can read it up!
BTW tq very much for ur comment!