To Be A 'Stud' ( Pro Poker/Farker ), U Must......

U must eat lotsa & lotsa of 'Tongkat Ali ( a sort of root ), egg & honey' only then u can becum a 'Stud'!!! This sort of food mixture is good for pokeing! Very high energy food. Now after eating such food mixture I am sure I will be 'powerful' enough to do pokeing for days! My 'bullet' will be very well stocked!

In fact I think I will be powerful enough to poke 80 ladies!!! Yes 80 LADIES!!! I am very sure after pokeing so many ladies I will be weak all over! So weak I need a week rest! Now where the hell did I get the idea? Well, read the following!

Goat stud has Dewan in stitches

A QUESTION on the rearing and breeding of Boer goats got the House laughing after a deputy minister insinuated that the “stud” or male goat was playing “hard to get”.

Replying to a supplementary question from Datuk Ibrahim Ali (Ind – Pasir Mas), Deputy Agriculture and Agro-based Industries Minister Datuk Rohani Abdul Karim said the studs for Boer goats were expensive because they were “hard to get”.

“When I first visited a goat farm, I didn’t believe it myself. I call the stud a hero. The cost of this stud is so high and sometimes, the stud can ‘service’ up to 80 goats,” she said as the MPs laughed.

Rohani said the stud would be left to rest for a week and fed with a mixture of “tongkat ali, egg and honey” during this period.

At this point, Deputy Speaker Datuk Ronald Kiandee intervened, asking: “80 female goats, right?” The Dewan erupted into fresh laughter.

Rohani then said the stud could be “loaned” to other goat farms for a fee.

Ibrahim had asked the ministry if it would probe the reason so many goat farms had failed.

Earlier, Rohani told Mohsin Fadzli Samsuri (PKR – Bagan Serai) that Malaysia hoped to achieve 35% of self-sufficiency in goat meat by the year 2015.

Now the problem is finding 'demand' for my 'pokeing service'! Well as they say any new 'service' provided need promotion! So to started of this 'pokeing service' I propose 'Buy 1 Poke Free 2 Poke!'...............'Buy 1 Free 2'!!!

Good or not??? What! Not good enough arrrr???? Ok! Ok! Like this I give free poke to any 'willing ladies' lah! And if 9 months later u have a handsome & cute baby u can give me a big 'ang pow' & maybe help to 'advertise' my 'pokeing service'!!!

To my dear readers, the above good 'business proposal'??? Honestly I need to find way of earning some extra money! Oh! For heaven sake please don't look at me like I am a good goat!