Hor ny In KL......Sightseeing & extra curiculum activities

After the siminal I got some time to kill so I took mine kl friend advice & pay KLCC tower a visit.( Actually he ask me to pay 'kl jagung' in local language ie 'kl corn' a visit, I must say it did look like corn.)

From mine hotel room the tower look rather near, but I took half an hour walking toward it passing by a huge play ground. It is a huge relieved for me as I am darn tired when I reach it. Inside is full of high class shop with high class price. No big deal, I will no pay it a visit the next time.

After that mine friend cum & pick me up. I ask him to bring me to anywhere for some extra-curiculum activities ie ' hor ny activities'. Before that he bring me to some roadside store for dinner ( as having dinner in klcc will cost a bomb ). We have 'pak kue teh' ( pork rib in some chinese herb ) and marinaned pork leg total cost is RM45-00. Rather cheap. We went sightseeing in his car.

He bring me to a place call 'Pudu Pai Yee Tiang' for some activities. I have no idea what the hack is this place. I though it is a spa or massage palour etc. ( in fact he told me it is like a service centre or more appropriate a supermarket for service ie hor ny service). It turn out to be a sort of open-air food court with a few different.

1. most of the customer is seen drinking, beer or soft drink not eating.

2.I didn't see any family sort of gathering.

3.The area seem to be control by gangster as I saw a few groups of people with tatoo.

4.there are large number of chinese ladies from china.

I understand why it is a supermarket for hor ny service as the large number of chinese ladies is there for it. The different here as u can choose like buying durian, the ladies will cum 2 u, if u like her u can have her ( of couse he must bargain for the price & type of service). If u r not interest the next ladies will come & so on. Me & mine friend sit down & order some drink. Within a few minits two chinese ladies sat down. One each. We enggage on small talk first before the real bargain begin.

Ham :lady u cum to m'sia for what?

C lady:Cum here to do business & earn some money.

Ham :U cum from which part of china?

C lady:Cum from foochow province. ( no wander u r dark skinned )

Ham :What sevice u provide??

C lady: What ever service u want!

Ham :How much?

C lady:RM200-00

Ham :That is rather expensive! ( I have no idea of kl mkt price, but according to mine friend it should be around RM160-00 if she is a knock out, RM200-00 will do, but the c lady is not mine taste, she is big size weight around 70kg with the body shape of an oil barrel!!!)

C lady:No expensive! I give u a lot of extra.

Ham :No, thank! I am tired today, pehap tomorrow ok.

C lady:Tired!! Cum I will give u a good massage FOC!!

Ham :I meant mine 'bro' is tired ( I lied as I lost interest in her).

C lady:A litter sucking & rubbing will waken ur 'bro'. ( while saying this she run her hand up mine tight she sat next to me while the other lady sat next to mine friend)

Ham :I am sorry but I must go now as I am very tired!!

C lady:Last offer RM50-00 only!!!!

Ham :I will consider u offer tomorrow.

I ask mine friend to leave this place. Luckly mine friend also reject his c lady. I ask mine friend why the ladies here no pretty wan. Well he say we arrive late ( almost 12 midnight ) & most of the pretty ladies have being booked. This will be the last time I will visit this place.

Hor ny in KL.....The Food

I have a early Chinese Year Fest sponsor by mine co after the ' brain washing' siminar I meant the siminar on how to be a 'super salemen' (Gosh! To achieve the target set I have to sell myslef also!). The food is prepare by Prince Hotel, I think rather expensive I guss about RM1,000-00 per table. So here are the food:-

The first dish is 'Yee Sang with Salmon' .Sorry about the messy pic, ( Actually I should take the pic before it was mess by the guys sitting with me on the same table, well to tell u the true I am more interest in the ladies sitting on the next table while I am having all sort of hor ny though going through mine mind, thus forgot to take pic first.) Apparantly this dish is a must to celebrate CNY in W'Msia. It consist of several small dishes of sweet cracker or koropok & est all sweet in taste except for the raw salmon, yes raw wan, taste yawky to me. U mix up the small dishes with ur chopstick tossing the food as hight as possible as the same yelling 'Yee Sang' at the top of ur voice. ( Geee!! I must remember to be carefull with the tossing as I nearly toss the food on top of the guy sitting opposit me!!) Anyway this is the only dish with left over hense I suppost KL people also don't like it . They only like to toss it for money I am told.
No 2. is 'Barbeque Platter with Char Siew Chicken & Roast Duck' . Taste OK to me but the food so litter, I manage to get 2 mouthfull before it is finished. One chicken & one roast duck!( U will notice that I took the pic before it is being eaten as I will now consentract on eating instead of the ladies now, as I now relise the food here is serve for small size stomach KL people as 'Hor ny Ang Moh' is big he have to consentract or else he will be hungry)

No 3. is 'Szechuan Seafood Soup' it is similar to our 'shark fin' soup or 'sea cucumber' soup except I didn't find any seafood inside and the taste of vinerger is very strong.

No 4. is 'Wok Fried Sliced Grouper with Black Mushrooms' . To me this is just like u what u have at home. That is grouper stir fried together with black mushroom. I manage to have 3 mouthfull before it is finished.

No 5. is 'Braised Vegetable with Mushrooms & Beancurd Skin'. This is actually green culiflower with mushroom & beancurd skin. Taste OK.
No 6. is 'Fried Rice Yong Chow Style'. To me it is just plain fried rice. Rather plain with not much ingrident.( It is normal to have fried rice included in a fest?? To me if it is a CNY fest it is suppose to be full of exotic dish which u don't have nomally. OK 'Yee Sang' is special, but fried rice??? U might as well inculde fried mee & kui tew & bee hoon!!!) Anyway I must tell u that it is the fried rice that save me from hungry stomach. I have 2 bowl full.

The last dish is the desert ' Hot Gingko Nuts with White Fungus & Barley' Hemmm! This is a new to me. Taste Ok. But I perfer flesh fruits or Ice Cream.

All in all only 7 dishes. I suppose it is normal to have only 7 dishes in a fest in KL. Well over here where I live it is normal to have 9 dishes. When mine boss pay me a visit last time I order one 12 dishes dinner for him!! Full of exotic food like deer meat, bat meat, river terapine, flesh water gouper ' Soo Hock' ( I understand 'Soo Hock' is very expensive in kl 100g is RM20.00 so image mine boss reaction when I told him I order 2, 2kg 'Soo Hock' he say that is real expensive. He! He! Actually it only cost RM28-00 per kg here.) And the fest all 12 dishes for 8 cost only RM250-00!!! ( As I known the restaurant owner.) According to mine boss that will cost at lest RM2,500-00 in kl. No wander KL people have high salary. The cost of food is damn high. With 3 figure salary like me I will end up as gigolo sooner then later if I get to work in KL to survice. I do hope mine boss didn't see this entry.

Hor ny in KL.....The accomodation

Recently mine co sent me 2 attend a course in KL. The place I got 2 stay in is Prince Hotel & Residence, a 5 star hotel. I must say it is a classy hotel. It cost me RM70 from klia to the hotel using klia limo. The room cost RM360 plus plus per night inclusive of breadfast. This is how mine room look like:-



The closer is fully equipted:-



The bathroom is big & also fully equipted ( I can perform a lot of hor ny activities here but unfortunely I got to share the room with a guy & since I am not a gay not activities here)

Well that is all for the time being.

Hor ny Entry!!! Shaven! Not Haired!!

Jame Bond ' Shacken! Not stir!' when he order drink. Mine lover gave me a priceless new year gift. No, not wine. What she will have say me is ' shaven, not haired' to me to give me the gift. ( But then she don't watch westen movie, so don't know Jame Bond quote)

See mine lover shave her hair!! Not she is not bald! I meant her pussy hair! Gosh! This is a very presant surprise. A priceless surprise I must say. On new year night as usual I do what a man got to do. Except on that night mine hand feel bald tender flesh where I usually feel curly hair. I have to switch on the light. She look so much more appealing, smell nicer & taste better. ( Actually it taste the same, but u will agree with me food taste better if nicely arranged.)

Sexerise from now on is on a higher level. Why? Be'cos mine lover tell me she enjoy it better as she cum much earlier as all the sensitive part is more exposed or it is b'cos I spend longer time to eating her oyster? ( Oh! I must mention here before her surprise gift to me, I already have a surprise when I find mine shaver stuck full of curly hair. Well I thought she shave her armpit hair with mine shaver. I have a hard time plucking out all the stuck hair from mine twin blade shaver, must remember to buy her a proper shaver.)

Well one thing I must say is now she have to shave everyday! First few day she itch a bit so apply power after that OK. But if she don't shave, it is pure torture for mine equitment. ( Imageing rubbing ur equitment with sand papper! Also ur hand don't feel nice rubbing against picky hair. I now use to tease her if she is a porquepine or a nice oyster for me.)

To mine lady reader I must say it is nice if u shave off ur pussy hair. Give it a try, u can always let it grow back if u don't like it. Trust me u will feel nicer & cleaner.( This is what mine lover told me. While bathing u will find it easier to clean ur pussy too.) The only negative point is u have to shave everyday.

Boss

I just received the new that mine current boss is being transfer to a new department. This is disturbing news. Mine current boss is a nice man most understand & don't give unresonable demand & most important he give recornition hence promotion when it is due.

For those who work under a boss, u will know that he pay a very inportant role in our life. How much we earn will be base on his recomendation hence our daily well being. He atitude will influnce our working life. If he is a real ass-hole we will seek other co to work.

I just hope & pray to whoever up-there that mine new boss is as good if no better then mine out going boss. Anyway from now on mine future with the co will be waite & see & I will have to understand the new boss before making any drastic move.

Time.............

Have u notice time seem 2 past at different rate? On daily basic breakfast time seem to past extra quick. Snozing time always no enought. Before u know it u must wake up or else u will be late 4 work sometime u will miss breakfast b'cos u snozing just a bit extra then u end up with all the jam as everybody also rush to work. An extra 5 mintes early made all the different! (If I have early morning sexersice then I would't dare to do on workday unless extra horny then sure late 4 work, usually excuse is meet client or car battry flat!)

Time also seem to past extra when I am on leave, before I know it I am back working. I will be back working next week today ie 03-01-07. What have I done on this year end leave? Well just a few DIY to be blog later.

Time also seem to past very quickly when u do things that u enjoy. For me doing sexcise is one before u know it 30 minites has past & mine lover is in seventh heven & I haven't cum & I am wet all over not from love but from sweat, yeah that is how I excerise to keep fit. Another good example for me is when I play pc game. Usual time is after bath around 9.30pm. Oh the night is still very young. A quick pc gaming is OK I will hit the sack by 12.30am. Damn once started I am stuck to the pc, before I know it is already 3.00 am in the morning I have 2 hit the sack at once. Next morning I end up going 2 work with beady eyes looking very tired. Any enquiry by college is I have 3 round of sexercise!!! (I am stuck to mine pc playing when mine lover is not around or when she watch korea boring love series, other then that I am usually stuck to her!!!)

PC game

Last few days or rather night have being rather busy for me as I have install a few games six games in fact.


1 Dawn Of War- Dark Crusade
2 Mark Of Chaos
3 Dungeon Siege-Broken World
4 War On Terror
5 2142 Battlefield
6 Need For Speed-Most Wanted.

Ahhhhhhhh!!! So far have being enjoying myself with Dark Crusade every night. Luckly mine lover is having her off period or rather mine horny period is off as her is having herrrr.........But I will still perform mine duty as lover every night or whenever she need it, but after that I am stuck to mine PC instead of her. He! He! He!

Bad Luck............

From bad day to bad luck!!! 3 day after geting mine Pajero going it is mine nissan turn to give me headach!!!(I wander wheather it want to get mine attention as I use it to tow back the pajero, couldn't be as I praise it for be so strong as to tow back a big 4WD like pajero.) It start nice enought but later during the day when mine lover want to use it it just wouldn't start. NOW WHAT!!!!!!!!! Oh just a flat battery, but hello I use maintence free battery a BOSH battery for ------- sack!!! And I bought it 15 months ago, just outside warranty period. Damn luck!

As usualy I DIY battery change. I bought a Yogohama brand this time cost me RM220-00.
That is no the end of the story, due to mine carelessness I accidentelly disconect the battery
without back-up hence the car ecu setting is gone. With defult setting the car behave like unsatisfief lover. No choice but to reset at nissan workshop cost me RM46-20. Just this few days mine cars cost me RM333-20.

DIY Ac Pump

Due to bad economic nowaday I have being saving real hard for rainny day. One way I can save is on mine fuel expenses, hence I perfer to travel on this nowaday..........


So I only use mine Pajero once a week or when its rain.(Mine company don't fancy a wet & soaked to the ball Horny Ang Moh reporting to work). Thus on that day when I want to repair the punture tyre after it have being manually pump using bicycle, the Pajero do start after a few kick. It feel very shuggish no power at all even if I press the paddel to the floor. After moving a few hundred meter from the house the damn car died on me.

NOW WHAT!! As '####!!!%%%18XXXX' go through mine mind. I have no choice but to tow back the Pajero using mine other car a Nissan Sentra saloon. Small car towing big car back to mine house. Luckly only a few hundred meter & now on the main road. That will be real emberassing.

Now for those of u who don't have desiel car, it is usually no much of a problem compare to petrol car. If it don't start or start with difficulty it is usually the battery is weak, heater is gone, ac pump leaking air, fuel pump faulty or worse case engine head having problem. In mine case I discover that the ac pump is leaking air. This is how it look like...............
The one on the left is the recon one after I seach the whole town for it on mine trusty Honda Ex5. Cost me RM60-00.The one on the right is the faulty one, look much newer but it is leaking air & new one cost a bomb! Anyway I took out and fix in the recon ac pump myself. I use the recon fuel filter as well as I discover that it is still very clean even though it look very dirty on the outside.


The faulty ac pump without the connector. The container contain gasoline which I use together with toot brush to clean the recon ac pump. So on that day I spend RM60-00 on ac pump (will cost around RM150-00 to RM200-00 if u tow ur car to workshop & they will kill like pig with all sort of reason why u car don't start ) & RM7-00 on tyre punture.

Bad Day!!!!!!!!!

I wake up a few morning ago and discover this on mine Pajero!!!!!!!!!


'%*@$@!!!~&XXX18%' go through mine mind while I spend nearly an hour pumping up the damn rear tyre using a bicycle pump! I nearly have cramp on mine hand.(Definetly no sexcerise for me that day). Anyway the punture cost me RM7.00. Ah that is no the end of the event, before repairing the punture, the damn car give me another headach. Next entry.........

Hired!! As Conndoms Tester!!

A few days ago I received a letter from durex. Gosh! I am excited when I saw 'Congratulations! You've just been hired!' I have forgot about the application. Refer to mine entry dated 06-09-06.
Upon opening the letter ( I have half expected it content term & condition of employment ) it content the one successful applicant letter, testers questionnaire & one small packet of durex fetherlite with three condom for me to test.
I am a bit disappointed. I expect to recieved may be a bit more condom or at least different range of condom 4 me to test out. Well I tell myself something is better then nothing.


The above show the condom I normaly use. From left to right, Durex fetherlite, Hunter comdom free gear 002, Hunter condom big gear & one no brand condom ( which I use just once ) red in colour. Hunter condom free gear 002 is the one I usually use for nomal sesion lasting between 20 minites to 40 minites. Hunter condom big gear is use for exteneded sesion lasting more then 40 minites. U may have notice the big gear is full of spike as shown on the box. This is the one I use to give mine lover extended pleasure as its is rather thick hence I don't really enjoy it, but mine lover it as it stimulated her to the max.The reason why mine sexecise last so long is maybe b'cos mine 'equipment' ( 'equipment' refer to sexual organ or 'cock' if u like ) have being in regular use, so lost a lot of its sensitivety.

I like the durex fetherlite b'cos it is thin & give both me & mine lover pleasure. I like it b'cos it is fit well & thin enought to give me enjoyment. However mine lover have a bit of trouble puting it on & unroll it for me. (This is mine lover job, it is very stimulating letting her to do it.)Maybe durex made it slighly smaller or maybe mine 'equipment' is bigger. Mine lover like it b'cos she can feel the texture & the hotness of mine 'equipment' unlike the usual condom which I use, she say it is too smooth hence that is why I use spiky one. I think it is b'cos durex fetherlite is very thin & fit well. Mine lover also like durex b'cos it is almost transparent hence mine 'equipment' look more natural & appearing. ( Imaging a green or purple 'equipment', so yucky. ) Since using durex give her all the pleasure as it I am not wearing one, she don't complain.( Mine lover usually don't like me to use condom as it is not so pleasure & most of the time she is no co-operative to let me pull out to eject mine 'load' outside .) Finally durex fetherlite smell nice! Almost like perfume. This is very good, great for bj. The usual condom I use smell of latex so not good for bj. I must mention here that durex fetherlite too smell of latex after sexcerise.

I must also say durex is good enought to include a simple instruction on how to have safe sex.
Finally I think the word 'hired' is not suitable, only 3 condom for me to test, I thought got full range then I think I can made a more comprehensive comparesion. Anyway I think I will switch to durex since mine lover like it once I finished off mine present stock.

ABC Of Wife/Husband Hunting (Part 3)

4. Background.

Guys will usually place this at the bottom of their factor to consider, some don't even consider, as long as the girls is beautifull & he has the chance to woo her, that is it. But do pause for moment, the girls may be beautifull now, what about after married? She don't have to be on diet now, & soon may take after her mother who look like an oil drum. What if there r hereditary disease in the family ( I know a guy who woo a beutifull girls & almost get marry untill he discover that she have kiney problem, apparently he may the discovery when he complain that she is always 'dry' when he made love 2 her ) It will be a good things 4 guy 2 know the other family members first while in early stage of courtship eg bro is not the local 'pai kei' leader or sis work as a whore!

Girls should consider this factor seriouly as sooner or later u have 2 live together with ur in-law. The saying ' In-Law From Hell ' do apply if u r not carefull. After all son still listen to his parent unless u r a terrific/terriber wife! Other reason is the same as the above.

Sumary of Wife/Husband Hunting

For Guy 2 look in Girl

1. Physical attraction
2.Character
3.Financial
4.Background

For Girl 2 look in Guy

1.Financial
2.Character
3.Physical attraction
4.Background

There u r mine simple ABC of Wife/Husband hunting. I am sure if u consider all the above factors, of couse, no body is perfect, u have to give & take & lower some of the requiment, u can find ur ideal wife/husband.

Feel free to drop some coment.

ABC Of Wife/Husband Hunting (Part 2)

2. Character.

Guys tends 2 look for girls which they consider 'cute', it could be the way the girl smile,laugh or her general behavious. That is somethings that attract his attention, apart from her physiacl attraction. Generally guys is usually put off by 'bitchy','sacastic' & 'proud' behavious. But then girls usually play 'hard to get' if she don't known the guy intentially which is normal, if she is too friendly then the guy may say she is so 'cheap'. So if u like the girls then at least give a few try before giving up wooing the girl. After all things u obtain through hard work is usually worth more. Also most guy love girls who can cook a good meal. The saying 'men is rule by his stomach' is very true.

To a ladies charcter is more important then physical apperance. Girl love attention. She tend to choose guy who shown concern for her well being. A good example will be when she is sick, call her up to show ur concern as many time as possible, visit her as many time as possible with 'gift' (please don't bring banana. chicken essence will be good). Girl like their guy to rember 'important' date like their birthday (very important, u can forget all this 'important' day once u get married) and also a lot of other date like their parent b-day. Girls consider guy to be romantic if they can rember this date. ( Guy however think otherwise). Apart from this she tends to choose guy who listen to her and also agree to her opinion.(guy can consider this as nagging) Most girls like guy who shown 'leadership' quality and know how to made decision. Almost all girls don't like guy who gamber or drink. Smokeing is still accetable to some. ( girls if u want to know wheather the guy gamble or not, it is very simple, just ask if he like football & place bet during world cup, also if he like to buy 4-d) Hence sometime we can see beautifull with bf face like 'kanasia' it could be b'cos the guy have the above quality.

In other words both character must comparetible including way of thinking & belief, ( eg. religion, but not in all case some, I know a couple, husband is buddish, wife is rc, but b'cos husband love the wife so much, in her present he is a devout christen, but behind her back he is buddish.) For a happy marrage one must give & take & understand each other.

3. Financial & Health Consideration

Many a time perhap the girls is so beautiful that the guy forget to consider the finance & health of the girl. It is always prudence is ask uself if u can afford to have a 'flower vase' as ur wife. Is the girl a 'sicky' type? ( most slim girls is 'sicky' perhap they r on diet most of the time, u can check working girl sick leaves, sicky wife will stop all sexual activities ). Some guy also perfer thier wife to be working so that the family is financially stronger.

This should be the second most important factor after charcter that a girl should consider in choosing a good husband. The guy must be fanancial stable. Never mind if he don't look like Tom Cruise, so long as his character is good, hard working with stable income & don't waste money, that guy is good husband material. But of couse u must be sure that his health is good so as to enable u to have a happy married life. ( Sexual activities will be affected if ur man is sicky hence very weak) It will be bad is all the money earn & save is all spend on medical bill.

Of couse we all get sick in our life, husband & wife should look after each other in time of sickness. What I mean to say is during the wooing period if u discover either parties is 'sicky' or fanancially not stable u can still have a choice to look else where.

Rember 'Money Can't Buy Everythings, No Money Can Buy Nothing'

...............to be continue

ABC Of Wife/Husband Hunting (Part 1)

Most of us will go looking, searching or hunt 4 for a good/suitable gf or bf 2 be our wife or husband at some stage of our life. (Unless u r a monk or prist or ur 'equipment' is non functional hence no desire, even gay look for partner except their 'equipment' might not be fully utilised. 'Equipment' refer to male/female reproductive organ. ) Some sooner (marry young) some later (marry old, some well past prime time). So what r the things or point we look out for?

1. Physical Apperance.

Men.

Ah! This is the most important and in fact the first things that men look out for in choosing wheather this girls will be his special hence pontential wife. I am sure the following type is suitable for almost any men:-

How about this girl? So very beautiful & cute.

For those who like bigger 'asset' how about the following:-

The above is just some eg of the physical types of ladies men look out for when seaching for gf. Most men perfer their gf 2 be physically smaller them them. Why? So that they can 'sayang sayang' their gf. However there r men who prefer their women to be bigger them. Why? B'cos they like to be 'sayang sayang' by their women!! According 2 one of mine married friend (whose wife is almost 6' weight almost 80kg) it feel very nice when wife hug him every night, just like what mummy use 2 do when we r young & there is another (hor ny) reason.

We set target 4 ourself that mine gf must have physical like the above eg. If u have the luck to have the above as gf, fine u r so lucky, if not then lower u target a bit eg, small boop can do also or as long as got boop (big boop sag very fast beside u might be salforcated in not carefull) then I do believed nomal guy should have no problem having gf.

Ladies.

For ladies physical apperance is also important, but for most ladies it is NOT the most important factor when choosing bf. Some example below:-

This fellow handsome or not?

How about this fellow quite handsome & funny.

Ok this fellow a bit extreme but I just use it as eg to show the big muscular body.

I can safely say all ladies don't mind haveing bf size bigger then them as they all like to be 'sayang sayang' by their bf and not the other way round. According 2 one of mine ladies friend she feel very 'secure' with big guy. Big as in physically big. (big equipment is another story to be blog later if no body complain). Ladies also feel more 'secure' if the guy is bigger then them. So guy size does matter big time. OK.

..........to be continue

Project Aqurium

This past few days I am having mine anual leaves hence with nothing (apart from cleaning ac) 2 do I decided to clean out mine aqurium which have being in this stage 4 the past 6 months:-

After that the following is the result. Any idea what 2 put on the other half?

DIY Cleaning Air-Con

Almost everyone have one or two air-con at home nowaday as it is now very cheap to buy an air-con. It is cheap to buy but the running cost depend on the brand and the air-con condition. Dirty ac is not effecient hence ur electricty bill will go up, ur ac will work extra hard 2 keep u cool in the long run increase the noise level of ac and workload of ac part. The following is mine own diy way of cleaning ac.

1. Take off the ac cover thus exposing the inner part expeciallty the coolling fin.

2.Cover up the ac electrical part with plastic bag.
Afterthat use water 2 hose down the cooling fin with water, made sure the water pressure is no high or else u will flatten the cooling fins. Use dishes cleaner or liquid soap 2 clean the cooling fin using soft brush, I use the largest water colour brush to applied on the cooling fins then hose clean with water. Of course the water will flow onto the floor so I have rectangle container below the ac.

3.Clean the ac cover & filter & left it out 2 dry.

4.Now 4 ac outside unite take off the covering

& the fan exposing the evaporating fin. Hose

clean with water first inside out then from

behind the ac units.Clean the covering & fan.

After all the above u just reassember back every thing. U will fine ur ac now cooler & not so noisy. I basically do the above every 3 months. I clean the air filter every 2 weeks.