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Sunday, November 18, 2007

Time…………According To A Hor ny Fellow!

How cum to me, time pass at different rate! Yes I know my watch & house clock is working at a constant speed but it seem to me this is no so. On daily basic time seem to pass very very quickly when I wake up that is morning time!

Normally on week day i.e. working day, I wake up at 6.45 am & spend about 10 minutes in the toilet ( it is a habit I developed so as to clear my body to start a new day, so got waste or not I will squat on my ‘horse pot’…. direct translate from mandarin…for toilet seat, to ‘pang sai’ ) then clean my teeth, wash my face then to dress up smartly ready to go to work providing ‘service’ to my client.

All this took about 20 minutes so I hit the road at about 7.15 am. But sometime I miscalculate & spend a bit more time at the toilet then I have to really have to rush ( so sometime I end up wearing different color sock or wear my un*die inside out ) just 5 minutes late & I end up stuck in the morning traffic jam ( a bit earlier & I escape the traffic, it seem that almost all the people hit the road at the same time ).

Beside this every morning my ‘bro’ will ‘stand’ at full attention. In fact my ‘bro’ wake up much earlier then me ( so of cause my gf play with my ‘bro’ before she play with me when she is no working ) so sometime I obliged & give in to my ‘bro’ demand & I say ‘Just another 5 minutes before I wake up!’ I can say on all this occasion this 5 minutes seem like 1 minutes! And on all occasion I end up late to work!

So how cum all my morning time is not enough! This is no so when I am not working! That is during weekend or when I am not working! I have all the time in the world!

Back during school day during examination, time always seem to go against me! Time is never enough when I know the answer to the question paper ( this is very rare as most of the time I fark my examination )! This is just the opposite when I long for the examination to end as I have finished the question papers within 15 minutes for a 1.5 hr paper ( I finishes very very fast wan as I don’t know the answer mah! So I answer with ‘paten’ like 1 is A, 2 is B, 3 is C, 4 is D & so on for objective question but sometime I use my trusty rubber eraser with ABCD written on it. Subjective question I just answer according to my ‘knowledge’ One example ‘ Why must all living things reproduce’? My answer is ‘All living things like to do ‘pokeing’ one form or another & reproduction is the ‘by product’! ) so I spend the remaining time looking at my watch or look at the examiner ( if she is a looker then I don’t mind, but most of the time it is the ‘aunty’ type ) wandering why time pass so slowly for the examination to end!

Oh! Time also seem to pass so slowly when I wait for lunch time or time to go home! 5 minutes seem like forever!

So to my dear readers are ur time like mine time? Fast when u want it to be slow, slow when u r look forward to some good time!

14 comments:

3POINT8 said...

Yes. that is exactly how I feel also!
When I want time to pass fast fast, it goes so slow. and when I want to enjoy myself hoping time will slow down, it doesn't!!!
Why ar??

angel said...

Haiii... i feel you, hor ny... like weekends, want time to move slow slow but see la, now already sunday and tomolo moanday liao... *cries*

lovie said...

This is exactly what I'm facing.
Today is Sunday, I just can't believe the weekend is coming to an end. I thought it was Friday only minutes ago, why am I facing another Monday in several minutes?
Time passes real fast when we're having a good time, and passes so damn slowly when we're feeling bored. This is so unfair.

"Joe" who is constantly craving said...

haha just like the weekend..its almost ending and i have to work..n then mon-frid will be so damn slow..

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi 3.8! Me too want to know why arr??

Hi Angle! Aiyoh! Tomorrow is Moanday!

Hi Lovie! Yalloh! blame in on the fellow up-stair........So unfair wan!

Hi Joe! Tomorrow for sure is a very slow day!

maegen said...

when ppl getting older and older we'll felt time past fast even it's same .. and i felt time past soooooo fast yrs & yrs .. mean i'm getting older,older & older ... *sien*

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Maegen! Old? What do u meant by old? As long as u can do pokeing where got old wan!

Iwan Sanchez said...

hahaha!

true lah horny..

time never wait for us one..

sometimes i tink 24 hrs is not enuff..

sometimes when pokeing, u tot u took only 15 mins, but it was actually 45 mins!

have a nice day!

Shopaholicfern said...

definitely lah...when i'm doing something boring, time past by so slowly...but when it's something interesting, time seems to fly past...faster than rocket wor...

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Iwan! Woah! U have done pokeing already??? Yes totally agree with u! 15 minutes pokeing ia actually 45 minutes! No wander I am soated with sweat after sexerise!

Hi Shopaholicfern! Ha! Ha! I am sure shopping is one of them!

choongkeat said...

life is like that... happy time pass especially fast.... 欢乐时光过得特别快
Coz u are enjoying the time...
Sit in the toilet very enjoy rite? Thats why time pass faster lar... haha...

Chen said...

when i'm on leave, time passed by so fast but when i'm working, it's the other way round... slow like tortoise :P

Fiona D @nnoying @ngelz ... said...

Yeah same to me too! I only can off once a week, and i work for my family that means family business gotta work harder! Usually wake at 7:45 am after work if early 10pm reach home, if unfortunately gotta late that means 10 + to 11 pm!! Dinner + Shower and rest awhile before pig, will be 12 to 1 am!! Gosh!! When off day few time blinking my eye and my day is over!! Gosh just thinking bout it is real frust! My parents going China tomorrow night means skip a off day! Help!!!Save me!!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Ho Choogkeat! Yalloh! Enjoy in toilet so time pass very fast!

Hi Chen! Wah u also like that kah?

Hi Fiona! Poor girl! Never mind poke into my site read some 'hor ny' entries & enjoy urself then time pass very fast!