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To all my dear readers if u find this site too 'horny' then please poke into My Other Site where I am more 'normal!!! Feel free to poke into any link within the post as it normally led to more 'interesting' post! Rest assure it is mostly not paid post! No ads for a 'horny' blogger!!!!

Tuesday, November 27, 2007


1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. ( Actually this don't happen to me as microwave use by gf. But I did enter my password on my handporn! )

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. ( I don't know how play card but solitaire is my first pc game! )

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. ( true isn't?? )

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. ( ha..ha..,everyday! )

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. ( Yalloh! handpornn bill very expensive wan! )

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. ( Normally done by gf! Wah laueh! When she do shopping it look like she bought the whole shop!!! )

7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. ( This wan I don't know as TV at home very small wan. So cannot see lettering! )

8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 or 60 years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. ( Without my handpornn cannot wan as my client might wan to contact me for 'service'! No 'service' meant no money! So to me 100% true! )

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. ( He! He! I did that sometime to see how many people poke into my site! Very 'syok' wan if see many pokeing! Even more 'syok' if a lot of comments! )

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) ( Actually now I only know what this meant, yeah I am that burr when it cum to Internet 'language' )

12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing. ( I nod my head lah & yes it is true. )

13. Even worse, you don't know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message as u got so many email. ( Yalloh! Who to forward to??? That is why it end up here. )

14. You are too busy to notice there was no Number 9 on this list. ( Got meh! Let me go up & check! )

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a Number 9 on this list! ( you did... don't deny.. )

AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself. ( ha..ha.. you are... )

I received the above in my email & so will like to share with my readers. So what do u think??


[fong88] said...

so are so true..espeacially email 2 the person who is next desk away..yeah..i did that..LOL!!

maegen said...

i still don't understand no 11 wo .. how ?? d*mn .. i'm more poor in internet language .. :(

W_W_H said...

hey ang moh, where is number 9???

Malau said...

can add one more?
i was writing something (with pen & paper!) the other day and made a mistake, the first thing that came to my mind was 'where the hell's the delete/undo key'..hehe

cbenc12 said...

kekekkee.. how true! everything is about technology now..

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Fong88! Don't send the email to boss by mistake!!! I did that once luckily not 'hor ny' letter!!!

Hi Maegen! Wah! What sign is that arrr???

Hi W W H! No 9 arr?? I also don't know???

Hi Malau!Wellcum! He! He! So nice if can delete with paper & pen!

Hi Cbenc12! Yallo! All tech nowaday! Really have to learn new stuff everyday!

zewt said...

i really didnt know about number 11 till i read this.

3POINT8 said...

I will not get out of my home without my handphone. It must always be with me...

btw, no.9 is very true!!!

[Just to see whether u went back to ur own post and check up no.9]

lovie said...

All the stupid things we do now because of technology. We're all slaves of technology. =D

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Zewt! Wah u also don't know arr???

Hi 3.8! He! He! U did check don't u???

Hi Lovie! We love it & hate it also! That is advancement!

L'abeille said...

I know I'm living in the 2007 when..

9) I MSN the person sitting next to me and intercom my boss which is sitting 15 steps away from my cubicle..

How I found number 9 for you ;)

Angie Tan said...


We now use SMS on mobile phone a lot. Not just call people but SMS people to open door for us. Hahaaaha...

SlowCatchUpKuan said...

hahaha the whole list applies for me also! except for no. 11...what does that mean?

hey love reading ur entries. mind exchanging links?

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi L'abeille! How cum my no9 end up at ur place arr????

Hi Angie! He! He! U memang 'advance' wan!!

Hi Slowcatchupkuan! He! He! Ehhh how to 'exchange' link??? Btw what is link arrr??? Sorry burr burr on internet! But u can 'link' me wan ( Actually I don't know what is 'link' so this is a 'safe' statement I use )!!!

Iwan Sanchez said...


this post is so true!!!

and i was also not aware of the no.9 thing and subsequently scroll up and smiled at myself.

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Iwan! See u r also living in 2007 era!

Mun said...

Hi man,

Your item 15 is damn hilarious and caught me too.

In 2017, I believe things will getting even more interesting and I hope that you will come out with similar posts then.

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Mun! Wellcum! He! He! this wan many people missed!

belle said...

shit u horny Hhahahahaha I RECEIVED THIS B4 AND CANT BELIEVE I FALL FOR IT AGAIN hahahahaha
xDDDDD thks! it makes me day! time to poke poke! ciaoz!
tgif 2molo wee~

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Belle! U have a nice weekend!

munak said...

i cant stop laughing hehehe

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Munak! He! He! Have a nice day!

flux said...

i totally agree with this

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Flux! Wellcum! Ah! So u also agree with me! Tq tq!