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Sunday, November 25, 2007

Dead Birdy!!!

Dead birdy meant either dead bird or it meant dead bird of a different kind. Birdy can also refer to ‘didi’, ‘bro’, ‘equipment’ etc it all meant the same thing that is ur pe*nis! So a dead birdy can mean a dead pe*nis! It is dead b’cos it cannot do what it is suppose to do! That is ‘get up’ & do pokeing ( if it cannot perform this task then what is the use of having a birdy? ).

So this morning I wake up and find a dead birdy! No no no! I don’t have a dead birdy! My birdy is fine ( every morning it wake up before I do ). Thank goodness for this! Personally I am happy that I am still a man. To me what is the use of being a billionaire if u have a ‘dead birdy’?
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No! This is the dead birdy I find in my house back door! Don’t ask me how it died. I have no idea also. But judging for the blood oozing of its mouth it seem to have a ‘cashed’ landing! Poor pigeon! So what am I suppose to do with it? I can cook it & have roasted pigeon for breakfast ( but I gave up the idea as I can’t cook & the pigeon is real small ) or I can just throw it in the rubbish bin ( I gave up the idea as it will smell real bad afterward ) or I can buried it & use it as fertilizer for my nen nen' tree ( I gave up this idea as I don’t fancy digging early in the morning )!
In the end I call for my cat! Yes! My cat is dam lucky! I have catch rat for my cat & now I have a dead birdy for it! So my cat have breakfast even before I do! So to be my cat is real lucky!

22 comments:

3POINT8 said...

lucky fella...u get to save 1 dish of 'whiskers' for your cat.

:: Nicole :: said...

@_@ your cat actually ATE the RAT and the BIRD??!!

angel said...

Eeekk!! So kesian the birdy!

L'abeille said...

It's lucky to be your pussycat indeed!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi 3.8! He! He! I never buy 'whiskers' for my cats! He job is to catch rats!
Hi Nicole! Yah! My cat eat the bird & the rat! Bothe r already dead before she eat it! Really 'balles' wan!
Hi Angel! Yalloh! I pity the bird! Why died??
Hi L'abeille!He! He! Lucky to be my poosie cat! Another type of poosie also lucky mah!

W_W_H said...

ur bird still ok right??? no damage???

evelyn said...

poor birdy :(

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi W W H! Aiyoh! My birdy stii good lah! He! He! Tq for ur concert!!!

Hi Evelyn! Yalloh poor birdy!

[fong88] said...

ur cat look so fierce...
scary nia..LOL

Helen said...

Aiyoh, you not sked your cat get sick ar?

Usually cats don't eat the dead birds.. they just play with it. lol

rinaz said...

Poor bird. Looks like an exotic one at that too. Could it be a neighbor's singing bird?

Jade Z. said...

weiii~ so cruel meh?! hahaha!!! lucky cat indeed! qq:

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Fong88! Look fierce only nia! Totally useless!

Hi Helen! This bird just died wan!

Hi Rinaz! Wellcum! Ha! Ha! How I wish it is the neighbor's bird!!!!

Hi Jade z!Wellcum! Aiyah! Where got cruel! It died by itself mah!

Iwan Sanchez said...

haahahhaa!! aiyoh!!!

early in the morning can find a dead bird.. not so auspicious lei...

eh.. ur cat looks so fierce one!

hahaha!

sylvesteR said...

Eh faster look up for the number of a dead birdy in the lotto book. Got luck leh, maybe can strike jackpot!!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Iwan! Yalloh! Bad luck wan!

Hi Sylvester! Aiyah! Forget to look up 4d no!

me said...

csi msia is here. judging from it's position, the ways the claws are pulled back, the telling leaf by the side of the dead body, this is no accident. there is criminal intent here. and i'm guessing the owner of a certain blog fixed some innocent-looking trap, for some devious sexual purposes or purely for cat food becos he was running out of cash to get vitamin-pumped feline food from the pet shop, i will need further investigation to find out. pls go and draw the chalk line around the body so as not to contaminate the scene first.

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Me! Wellcum! Aiyoh! Birdy in cat stomach already so how to draw line??? Hemmm!! Ok next time I draw line & inform u! U help me to catch this facker!! I am sure this facker is a terrible, horrigible & vegetable fellow!!!

erinalaw said...

I realise my comment sudah missing. Glad ur birdie still in good condition and masih with u. Ur cat eat birdie??? Eeee...........

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Erina! He! He! My birdy still OK wan. Eeeeh! The cat ate the dead birdy lah no my birdy lah!!!

Pundit Puckle said...

Hey Horny! Is it good idea to teach ur cat to eat bird? What if ur cat can't find bird meat next time and decided to attack your bird ?

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Pundit! OMG I didn't think of that!!!