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Thursday, November 01, 2007

Boy Or Girl!

I am sure that is the question that is on every young parent mind when they are pokeing away trying to start a family! Well may be not when they are pokeing for their first baby. Some young couple will be happy to have a baby boy or girl will do. Some will be most happy if they successes ( in fact u will be surprise to know that there are many couple who have be pokeing away every night only to be disappointed the lady ‘aunty’ cum to visit every month ) !

So their will be most happy when the auntie finally stopped cumming ( In most case anyway for married couple unless u really wan to enjoy pokeing or u don’t want to have started a family. If u r in this ‘class’, sure u don’t want to have this nightmare ! U want to enjoy this ! ) the couple is overjoyed! So after three months the couple will have the lady tummy scanned ( the doctor will apply a sort of gel on the tummy before rubbing the lady tummy with a scanner similar to those use in supermarket ) & he will see if the developing baby is in good condition! Now the couple will be most exiting when the lady went for another scan around 8 month. This time the doctor will try his best to look for the baby’s dic*k. This is one sure way to see if the baby is a boy or a girl ( he can’t use ‘ball’ as a determination as a baby girl down there will look similar to a baby boy ‘ball’ as the monitor picture is mucky ).

Congratulation! U has a baby boy! U r overcum with joy & happiness! Boy or boy! I have a baby boy! Ur parent & parent in law will also be overcum with joy! Wah their first grandson is a boy! Then u go & tell all ur friends & relative that u r now a father to a baby boy. To a couple if their first kids is a boy it somehow have a feel ‘good’ feeling ( applicable to Asian only as they like to have boy to pass continue the generation ). It sort of like ‘ woah I have a boy in the family ’. Ok the next wan safe lah, boy or girl will do! Better if another boy! But if the second & third still boy! What to do arr??? Ok another try! So that is why sometime a family end up with half a dozen kids! But be prepare even though having a boy seem sort of ‘glamorous’ boy do have such problem !

Congratulation! U has a baby girl! Wah so good wan ( but deep down a bit disappointed as first kid is not a boy, not all couple are like this ok, some only )! Mummy got help loh! And girls have this advantage! And u informed ur parent & parent in law! They are happy of cause! They are now up-graded to grand parent and can carry baby now ( it has being ages since they last carried a baby ). Ok first wan is a baby girl. Next wan will be a son I promise. Next time I poke in strong strong sure will be a boy wan! What happen if after four kids all girls? Ok lah one more try! He! He! I suppose that is why there are more ladies around!

But then boy or girl as their parent I am sure every parent must give them all equal love, attention & give them the best they can. After all they are the result of our pokeing.

35 comments:

[fong88] said...

guess,nowadays boys ang girl have the same right..XDD..so dont worry much if it is a gal or boy..haha..

Helen said...

horny - If I have a boy, I'll want him to be just like you. If I have a girl, I sure hope her bf is not like you. :-P So 'experience' my daughter sure habis...

W_W_H said...

agree with wat u said ang moh, boy or girl also must treat them equally, cause it is the final results of our pokeing seximent right.........

adrian said...

In some families, if u get a boy, it's a big celebration. If u get a girl, it's still a celebration but the mother will be treated in a different way liao by the inlaws.

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi fong88! Warm wellcum! First time no worry! But after 4 time....in-law will make some noise!

Hi helen! Tq tq! So u wan ur boy to poke very well? But ur girl 'habis' if bf poke very well? Aiyah like this where got fair wan?

HI W W H! Yalloh! love them good good!

Hi Adrian! Yes u r right! So unfair for the ladies! May be I will post up on how to made a boy or a girl!

Princess Eileen said...

As long the baby is healthy. Best if get twins of different sex hor. Hehe

MonkeyWong said...

Well, if everybody aims for boy, where to find gal for wifey next time! Time to change that mindset! :P

Daniel said...

as long as my baby is healthy n well, i don't mind whether it's a boy or girl bcos like u say, boy or girl gotto give them equal treatment

littlepolaris said...

I want 2 boys and 2 girls la~
i poke until tak jadi hor... then blame his fault bcos their sperm swim so slow.

littlepolaris said...

I want 2 boys and 2 girls la~
i poke until tak jadi hor... then blame his fault bcos their sperm swim so slow.

Winn said...

yalor why some ppl disappointed when they know they've got a gal.
i agree with u..tho some din say out, but deep down, closed door, they feel disappointed lorrr

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Princess! U want twin? That depend on u!

Hi Monkeywong! Don't worry! Base on natural law there will always be more ladies!

Hi daniel! U will made a good father!

Hi Polaris! U choose one good coc*k to poke into u then sure got wan! Ha! Ha!

Hi Winn! Ask them to try some more pokeing! Got method wan then got boy loh!

Sasha said...

hahahahhahahaha very true.

if a boy then safe edi. poke for fun or poke for more , boy girl also nevermind for the next one. if girl first for chinese, means die die gotto poke until got kkj come out. sigh

Iwan Sanchez said...

hahaha!
i have alawys love a baby boy..

easier to jaga..

rite?

have a nice day!

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Sasha! Ha! Ha! Yes! For chinese very true!

Hi Iwan! Boy or girl same lah! But first pokeing result is a boy people say u r very good!!

maegen said...

agreed! 1st baby really doesnt matter but try get 4 also girl .. then you will know what the in laws face is .. sometimes not the mummy herself wanna have boy but bcoz of some tension makes her have to choose to get the boy lo .. my sister only get 2 baby girls then her in laws face like batu arang already but that's all his son sperm problem right ?? *wonder* and pity for my sis~

belle said...

i wan a boi! atleast he won get pregnant if he got poke!
ops

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Maegen! He! He! Ah! But there are way 'how to have baby boy'! So r u interested to know???

Hi Belle! So u want a boy! Ok but for that both u & hubby have to 'co-operate'!

It seem at most people wan to have a boy! So should I blog on 'How to have a boy or a girls'!! My method would cost u a cents! He! He! So what say u my dear readers?

Have a nice day!

sylvesteR said...

of course, boy la, girls nowadays getting lazier, a lot of house chores done by boys, and I'm one of them. Not all girls la, but quite a number also lazy. zzz

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Sylvester! No all girls like this lat same for boy also! It is their up bring. He! He! U must be a very good boy! I am sure ur parent are proud of u! But Mummy will still like a girl so that next time when she go shopping got company!

erinalaw said...

i very mad liau. Type 3 times liau, my comment just hilang like that. :-( Most important thing mother and baby is ok. It's not an easy experience in the delivery room leh. I got my experience and it's scary.

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Erina! Sorry about ur missing comment! Blogspot really sc*rew up sometime! U can copy ur comment first & if comment box sc*crew up u can just paste ur comment against!
Yalloh! Scary experiance! All the pain & screaming! BTW did the nurse scold u? Some as*shole nurse scold people wan!

Angie Tan said...

Boy or Girl is the same-la..

Must be healthy and also be good/obedient to parents-la. If u got notti boy/girl charm-le... (^^)

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Angie! U r correct! Notty or not depend on their up-bringing! I am a good boy but a 'hor ny' good boy! He! He!

maegen said...

issit there is a way to have baby boy ? let's share then i'll inform my sis to log in your blog then .. muahaa~~
don't tell me " boy left girl right " then tide the right ball of you then the left ball will produce more boy sperm .. i'll kill u then .. = p

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi Maegen! Oh u really wan to known! Ok I will blog about it Ok. But both hubby & wify must co-operate wan. He! he!

lovie said...

I think no matter the baby is a boy or a girl the mother shouldn't be treated differently. This is so unfair. I prefer a baby girl. Hehe.

lovie said...

I think no matter the baby is a boy or a girl the mother shouldn't be treated differently. This is so unfair. I prefer a baby girl. Hehe.

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi lovie! Warm wellcum! All mummy perfer girl lah! He! He! U wan girls but how about ur in-law???

lankapo said...

my baby girl is 2 weeks now.
during pregnant,everybody including my nenek predisct that my child is a boy according to the shape of tummy, the behaviour of the mother and bla2.

My first scan at 5 month,the doctor said its a boy. A 8 month scan with different doctor say it a girl. So, just imagine how I am going to answer , when people ask me hehhe

Anyway, Damia is a bless for me.

Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hi lankapo! Congratulation! Scanning sometime no accurate so must get ready both boy or girl name! Woah tq for reading through my entries!

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