Dead Birdy!!!

Dead birdy meant either dead bird or it meant dead bird of a different kind. Birdy can also refer to ‘didi’, ‘bro’, ‘equipment’ etc it all meant the same thing that is ur pe*nis! So a dead birdy can mean a dead pe*nis! It is dead b’cos it cannot do what it is suppose to do! That is ‘get up’ & do pokeing ( if it cannot perform this task then what is the use of having a birdy? ).

So this morning I wake up and find a dead birdy! No no no! I don’t have a dead birdy! My birdy is fine ( every morning it wake up before I do ). Thank goodness for this! Personally I am happy that I am still a man. To me what is the use of being a billionaire if u have a ‘dead birdy’?
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No! This is the dead birdy I find in my house back door! Don’t ask me how it died. I have no idea also. But judging for the blood oozing of its mouth it seem to have a ‘cashed’ landing! Poor pigeon! So what am I suppose to do with it? I can cook it & have roasted pigeon for breakfast ( but I gave up the idea as I can’t cook & the pigeon is real small ) or I can just throw it in the rubbish bin ( I gave up the idea as it will smell real bad afterward ) or I can buried it & use it as fertilizer for my nen nen' tree ( I gave up this idea as I don’t fancy digging early in the morning )!

In the end I call for my cat! Yes! My cat is dam lucky! I have catch rat for my cat & now I have a dead birdy for it! So my cat have breakfast even before I do! So to be my cat is real lucky!