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Monday, November 05, 2007

Wah! Sooooo Big Arrrr? ( Yes! Size Does Matter )

That is what almost all the guy like to heard when they show their gf their 'bro' or 'equipment'!!! That will be what most ladies will like to exclaimed or look forward to ( some ladies shy shy of cause will not say but they will look amaze wan )! Forget what u read elsewhere about 'Size doesn't matter'. SIZE DOES MATTER! This entry is about size. Other factors like pokeing method & duration of pokeing is equal or not take into consideration.

Oh this is a 'hor ny' post! Please don't read if u r not 'ripe' in ur thinking or if it is a bit too much for ur 'clean' mind! But if u r curious do continue to read lah! He! He! I wellcum all my reader wan ( I have to put up the warning as I discover some of my readers are very young below pokeing age )!

What is big what is small? How big is big & what is small? How long is long & what do u meant by short!This I am sure my reader wan to know especially ladies!

To all my lady readers who have sexperience before, do u feel nice when he poke one of his finger in ( Yah! I know it feel nice when he wiggle his finger inside u )? Yes? How about two fingers in? Nicer I am sure but it will never be as nice as if he poke in his 'equipment'! So if a guy 'equipment' is the size of a finger it is consider small. For Asian ladies any size or maybe I should say the 'thickness' of the 'equipment' the size of a broomstick or bigger should be satisfying ( Not applicable for 'ang moh' ladies as their poosie size is XL wan, so Asian size 'equipment' poke into an 'ang moh' the 'ang moh' ladies will say 'In already kah?' ). So to my male readers take out ur 'equipment' & see if it about the size of a broomstick or it is bigger?

How long? Any length longer then ur middle finger will be good! That will be at least about 5 inches ( Yah! I read somewhere before that a length of 3 inches is good enough, that is good enough for u to poke for baby but for lady enjoyment that is not long enough ) or more. This is because a lady have two g-spot one located just inside the entrance of the poosie ( u can feel it with ur finger ) & another deep down on the entrance to the womb ( this wan u will need a 'bro' to feel it when it go pokeing in & out ). With an 3 inches 'equipment' banging a lady will feel nice as her outer g-spot get rub on but with a more then 5 inches 'equipment' banging away both of her g-spot get rub on so of cause she get more enjoyment! This will be what she prefer ( so guy take out a ruler & measure...) !

A guy's 'bro' or 'equipment' cum in many size & length. No only this the 'equipment' may be smooth or rough ( lined with blood vesel ) & the 'head' also got different size & shape! The type that give a lady more 'enjoyment' is an 'equipment' with 'rough' shaft with a big mushroom shaped 'head'! With this 'equipment' ramming away a ladies can get to really feel the pokeing!

A hard & hot 'equipment' is always prefer by a lady ( Guy u know u have a hot 'bro' when u can't feel her hotness, u r hotter so u can't fee her hotness.....get it? ). Yes ur 'bro' might be big but what is the use if it is not very hard or rigid ( u have a 'soft equipment' when it is 'hard' yet u can bend it around & u can 'squeeze' it slightly ). A hard equipment is hard, u can't bend & it can stand at full attention. I am sure my lady will known how it feel like ......having a big hot & hard rod ramming into ur poosie!

So how? My 'equipment' is not like that! It is ok wan as I am sure u are the only wan to poke ur gf so without any other 'equipment' pokeing sexperience ur 'equipment' is the best! But if gf have sexperience before the u can made it up with other factors like pokeing method & duration ( I might blog on this depend reader request ). Apart from this u can go for 'enhancement'! 'Bro' head shape can be enhance to made it bigger & rougher & 'bro' body can also be made 'rougher' through surgery. Increase the length can also be done but I am not too sure on this.

So a lady will like to have a big, thick, long, hot & rough with a mushroom 'head' 'bro' ramming into her! This post is done by the request by this hot lady in Russia as she want to know which type of 'bro' is better & can give more 'enjoyment!

All the above are my personal sexperience & view point from my friends from both ladies & guys. It might not be what u prefer but I am most happy to know ur preference! Do comment & please don't feel shy!

Have a nice day!

34 comments:

Helen said...

well, it's not only about sex. lol

It doesn't matter how big or how long it is if the man dun treat you right apart from the 20 mins activity.

Prolong foreplay is not the 10 mins before the act... it s the 24/7 love and care he shows to you out of bed.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha! I agree!! Size DOES matter. All the articles that preach size does not matter are all tipu!

Oops... I must behave myself...

But size of a man's 'equipment' does play a big part in sexual sextisfaction...

I'm purely talking abt pokeing, hor. ;)

Anonymous said...

Haha...yes, agreed. SIze does matter. But too big or long is not so suit for us Asian woman

Anonymous said...

ahahaha, horny so next time when i find bf hor, i shud pull off his pants and check his kukujiao 1st b4 go paktor with him lol.

kailoon said...

lol.....littlepolaris! you are so funny! hahha.......then he must be scared and run away before you start :P

Size Does Matter, for bith satisfaction. But in Asia, we just need "just enough" or "comfortable size".

OMG, mine just not lonf and strong enough. How? can help? lol....I wana enhance! heheheh...

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi Helen! Woah! Ur 4play 24/7 arrr??? So long wan?

Hi Angel! yalloh! All 'tipu' wan! U r so understanding!

Hi Penny! Asian guy where got very 'long' wan! Too long don't put in full lah!

Hi Polaris! To be ur bf like this very hard loh! Have to let u exame 'bro' only then can becum bf???!!!

Hi Lukxiufung!Wellcum! How do u know ur not long enought??? Not strong can do sexerise & 'training'! He! He!

FoxTwo said...

LOL funny post!

Ladies have complimented mine before, but alas... it's kept in storage for awhile now... ah well...

Belle said...

ahhaa and i assume russia humsup girl is yy AHHAHAHAHAHA

i agree big mushroo, head xDDDD

and i think i lucky to get my bf
and hor bigger body doesnt mean got bigger dick leh!!!
my bf thin but ahem size not BAD hwhahahahahahahha

Anonymous said...

belle, medical students suppose to be like dat mah XD ahahahaha. wah u expose ur bf secret here =P.

Daniel said...

hahaha.. size really does matter.. hahaha

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi Fox2! So did u use it when the lady 'complimenr' it???

Hi Belle! Ah u also like mushroom! Bf wan good for u arrr!
YY not humsup lah! She say haven't being poked so curious loh....

Hi Polaris! Lady curious on this is ok by me wan! So how about ur friend.....they also like mushroom?

Hi Daniel! See even ladies agree with me!

kailoon said...

Train? sexercise? how oh? hehe..
mushroom...

Iwan said...

hahahahaa!

This post is very funny! heehhee!

But some asians got big poosie and big bananas..

so how?

have a nice day!

Anonymous said...

eh wat is mushroom? my frens even tho they see this post hor, for sure they won't discuss with me wan lor. Lol bcos of 1 reason - probably theirs is not as keng as u described.

Lil Daydreamer~ Make The Impossible Possible said...

Just wanna show i pop in here only no sexperience yet hehe. But hey 18 already la!! Can kepoh bout this abit dy!! Don't shoo me out ler..I promise will behave ok..Hehe :P

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi Lukxiufung! He! He! U can do DIY lah! It is under 'hor ny' labels.

Hi Iwan! Ha! Ha! U got big 'bro'???

Hi Polaris! U don't know 'mushroom' shape? That is the best shape for a 'bro' head! Ang moh bro got small head shape like a torpedo so not so nice loh!

Hi Fiona! Aiyah me where got shoo u away wan! U r most wellcum here! U can also ask me anythings u wan & I try to answer u. U can kepoh kepoh lah! 18 is a very 'active' age hor???

To all my silent reader don't feel shy shy lah! Have a nice day!

lovegoddess said...

waahh...really informative write-up here.

it all comes in a package...big sized would be bonus...treating the lady right is another plus point for a wonderful 'journey' heehehehehee...

Anonymous said...

Hahaha! yeah size does matter! Vibrators too.

W_W_H said...

yeah ang moh, size really does matter....... the big*ger there are, the HAR*DER they ........???

what will be the word lehhh??????

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi Lovegoddress! Ah u also like big wan!

Hi Ace1! Aiyah vib*rator where go small wan! All very big! 1 foot!

Hi W W H! Ang Moh size might be big but no so hard so can 'bent' wan!

L'abeille said...

Digesting all the information I get from reading Horny's post hahaha...

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi L'abeille! This post too big to chew??

Anonymous said...

Wat can I say? Brader, u can be a sex consultant, any live demonstration, oops, take it back :P

FoxTwo said...

Haa of course I used it then the lady complimented it lah. After that I use it again... then she complimented again, then I use again etc etc LOL

Makes me wanna wear a T-shirt that says "Sex Instructor - first lesson free"...

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi Monkey Wong! Live demo?? This wan cannot lah! U can go to Thailand, I heard got live demo wan!

Hi Fox2! Wah u not bad! So how many lady have u use it on??

Anonymous said...

wah girls... size does matter heh? haha! that will put many asian man off kakaka! skill of using it matters, what's the point big and long if he never put it to good use? :P

er, one theory is the length of the kukujiao = the length of your middle finger measured from the tip to the middle of your palm.

*go check mine..

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi Bongkersz! Asian men is just right for asian lady mah! Somemore it is hot & hard! Oh yes I forget about the measurement...my measurement is a bit different but I think it is about the same as yours. Will include it in a up cumming post!

Have a nice day!

lovie said...

Funny post. I'll have to admit size does matter. Hehe.

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi lovie! See u also wan big wan!

He! He! In fact all ladies who have sexperiance before all perfer a 'bigger' wan! What happen to guy with a 'small' wan???

Anonymous said...

Not sure about that. The "small" ones will have to find some ways to turn us on then. Hehe.

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi Lovie! Ehhhh!! I do hope ur bf not the 'small' type is he??? Yes u r right go other way to compensate!

Anonymous said...

Size is not everthing. What's the use of a big dick if the guy has no technique? Just like using the largest vibrator there is around. hehehe

Anonymous said...

you can do wonders with that fingers actually..
i squatted the last time my bf fingered me... damn he's good... combined it together with the lickey lickey,you'll go loco...

size for me does not matter much.. i had had one with a guy with big D, but pemalas nak mampus.no fun.. at all...

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi Fatty! Wellcum! This post is just on size lah! Other factors is not consider! So big is what most ladies like!

Hi Anomus! Yes a fingers will do wander! Got certain place to rub & u will feel like in heaven! But I am sure if the size is big, can 'tahan' long long time, it is hot, it is hard & he know how to poke u. Then I am very sure u prefer this to a small finger. He! He! Tq very much for ur comment!