Peeing........

Peeing . This could be a 'hor ny' entry depend on ur view point. If u can analyse from a 'hor ny' direction then it b'cum 'hor ny'. Otherwise it is information as usual. Peeing something we must do everyday ( unless there is something wrong with ur tap ). How often & where depend on where we are & even on what we have in our stomach ( eg after eating a few big slice of water melon, sure have to pee ) & the job we do ( eg we do have more pee if we work in an air-coned enviroment ).

Guy can pee anywhere & everywhere & at anytime they please ( literally speaking of couse ). However since we now leave in a 'mordern sociaty' we just can't do as we please including peeing. Now how do a guy pee? Simple just take out the 'bro' & aim it at wherever he want to pee. Now, how well he aim depend on two thing. That is how high the pee pressure is & also the condition of the 'bro' or in this post I will refer to as the 'tap'. Now if the pee pressure is very high ( this is normally the case in the morning ) the pee will shoot out in a neat jet, provided that the guy pull back the protective skin covering the the 'bro' head. If he don't do that the pee will cum out like a garden hose ( set to spraying mode ) & of couse he will pee all over the place. No matter how carefull he aim, part of the pee will alway end outside the bowl unless he pee like a lady ( more about later ). Now if the guy have a 'nakel' 'bro', by right he should have a neat pee everytime, but sometime the 'tap' hole do get 'deform' & the pee cum out crooked so the pee is also messy but not like a garden hose of couse. Under low pressur this don't happen. But guy still have a messy pee!! Because of the low pressure guy sometime don't position the 'tap' over the toilet bowl hence the pee of couse end up on the floor ( with low pressure usually the 'bro' is soft & short ). Now all this is not applicable if the guy is having peeing contest ( I remember when I am young still schooling we regularely have a peeing contest, ie who can pee the highest or the furthest ).

Because of all this reasons, guy sometime end up haveing a messy pee ( so I do hope that my ladies reader will now understand why we guy sometime end peeing all over the place, & please don't scold us guy that the toilet bowl so big & ur 'bro' so 'small' how cum still pee over the bowl & on the floor ). Now after peeing what the the guy do??? Most of the guy just put back the 'bro' into the trouser regarless of the pee weted 'bro'. This is very 'dirty' as this guy underwear will be very dirty with pee & worse still sometime sitting next to such guy u can even smell the pee. Some guy try to clean the wet 'bro' by shacking it gentlely or vigrousely. This of couse mess up the toilet. Try to imageing the pee flying everwhere when this guy shack their 'bro'. Now I believed the proper way is to clean ur 'bro' after u pee ( yah! I know like a ladies, some might even call me sissy ) using toilet paper just dry ur wet 'bro' will do & ur underwear will not stink of pee & have yellow stine on it ( this is why white underwear is not popular with guys but ladies do find guy in white underwear or black underwear sex*xy ). This is why I always perfer toilet cubice to open type when peeing.

Now for the ladies. How do they pee?? They pee squating or sitting down of couse. What do u expect?? How they squat down is the different. At home or clean toilet with they perform the full squat. With dirty toilet they perform the 'half' squat. That is squat half way with bent knee, this also the same with dirty toilet seat what the ladies commonly refer to as the 'hovering' method. Of couse after they pee they wipe off the wet 'hole' with toilet paper. With ladies there are no much issue with messy toilet. Well most of the time anyway unless the pee pressure is high & they perform the half squat or sit then the pee might overshoot the toilet bowl. There is a cone type of device on the market which enable a ladies to pee standing up but this do not enable a ladies to clean the 'hole'. So I suppose becouse of this it is not popular. I should say most of the ladies do clean up after peeing. However I do known some who don't ( how I know? Maybe in the future post ).

This post is done at the requst of Iwan Sanchez because.............U ASK FOR IT.

Hope u like it.

Bathing.....Together!!!

This is a 'hor ny' post. Please don't read if u r not 'ripe' enought ( I have to put a warning here as my reader could be underage ) & I shall not be liable for any damage or injuries cause by this post.

Bathing together. What I meant is guy & lady bathing together. So this post is applicable to married couple & guy & lady having inti*mate relationship. It is a very nice & stimulating experience. It feel very very nice having someone to wash every crook & canny part of ur body.

For guy.
Imageing the feeling having a lady's soft hand rubbing soap all over ur body & of couse scrubbing ur body with a soapy sponge. Imageing her hand rubbing or rather stocking ur 'bro' as she clean it. Imageing her hand pulling back the protective skin of ur 'bro' head & cleaning it with soap ( applicable to those with original 'bro', ie uncircumsie 'bro' ).This will granrantee to wake up ur sleeping 'bro' ( unless ur 'bro' have ED problem ) and of couse ur 'bro' will harden in no time. Imageing the feeling when she use her soapy to rubb against your body, expecially her firmed up brea*st.

For lady.
Imageing the strong soapy hand of a men carressing ur body while he clean it for u. The soapy strong hand cupping ur brea*st & cleaning it in a circular motion ( this is also the time to ask ur men to check ur brea*st for any lump for brea*st cancer ).Imageing ur men's strong soapy hand rubbing ur but*t & if he is strong enought he might just lift u up. Imageing the ur men strong soapy hand carressing & cleaning your 'hole' surrounding area & using his finger to scrub the two lips ( guy don't ever poke into the hole with ur soapy finger, it is 'clean' inside, this is also to prevent any health problem ). Imageing the feeling when he use his soapy body to hug u.

All this cleaning, rubbing & scrubbing activities is a form of very good foreplay. After both of of u have clean off all the soap, loving & pokeing can be carried out in the bathroom, provided that the bathroom is big enought. Care must be taken when pokeing in the bathroom as more often then not the floor of the bathroom is still slippery with soap & pokeing is usually done in the stand-up position with either the lady on one foot or the guy on one foot. Made sure that both of u keep ur balance. It will be a painfull experiance if a harden 'bro' get knocked or crushed against the floor if the guy lost the footing. If the bathroom not big enought for such activities u can always do it in the bedroom provided that both of u are having bath in the master bedroom's bathroom ( this is also the reason why next time if u buy house, always choose a house with front master bedroom with bathroom ). For ladies by now ur men will have a fully harden 'bro' which u could grap hold on & lead hin to the bed. For guy u can alway poke into ur lady & carried her to bed attached ( applicable to lady below 65kg or strong men with carrying power ). It is best to use liquid soap expecially the type which produce a lot of bubble. Soap bar can be use but u wouldn't want to spend ur time catching a slippery soap.

So what do u think. Game to try it out??

Rain!! Its rain finally.

Finally it rain. It have being so hot for the last few days. It rain this early morning. The atmosphere this morning is cooling. I can feel the wetness. And with wetness cum my 'hornyness'. I really feel like a bean spur. Ready to do my usual activities. I feel revitatised. Good day to all my reader & hope u all feel the way I do.

Afraid!!......Be very afraid!!!!

A few day ago in the newspaper got new about girls being cheated throught internet. One case is about a girl befriend a guy thought chating, after a meeting both of them do some pokeing. The thing that guy also took some nud*e photo of the girl. And when the girl want to end the relation that guy threaten to publish the photo in the internet. Worse still he also force the girl into the 'service' industry. The other case is similar except the girls trust a guy through chating that she gave him some money through their first meeting. That is the last that she saw him. I am sure there are many other cases about being cheated thought internet.

Guy & gurl expecially ladies, they should be carefull with who they befriend with ( however most of my reader are nice people, as I also read thought their blog which are most informative & by reading their entry I can more or less judge that they are nice people ) throght the net. Be on guard if such so called friend ask for money or even se*x the very first they meet u ( this is applicable to ladies, althought the case of lady ask guy for se*x I have not heard off ).

As I am new to internet ( only started blogging last year & before that I only know how to look at some nice pic in the net even that I need some of my good friend to teach me ) I tended to read whatever internet news with a pitch of salt ( I hope I don't offended my reader with this ) . That is also why untill now I am still faceless or as least I have the profile pic of a monkey ( courtesy of baby ) if I should show pic, who know I might be raped next time if I hapen to be in KL or Johor ( according to my friend it is very very dangerous there ). The other more important reason of couse due to some of my 'hor ny' entries. It would not be nice if I get recorgnised ( some guy will say ' so that is how u do it to ur lover or worse still they will ask my lover is that how I do it & if she really enjoy it' & some lady will also look at me & might even ask me how I feel doing it ). In blogsphere I don't mind writting whatsoever.

Died!!!!

No, I don't meant the death of my 'hornyness' althought due to the very hot weather all 'activities' is suspended until the enviroment is more condusive. I meant the sudden death of my colleague. The reason of her sudden death is work pressure. She have a bust blood vessel in her brain. Thus she have a black-out on friday & have her head operate on. The operation is a sucess according to her friend ( how can it be consider a sucess when she never wake since her black-out? ). This morning I received new that she is death!!! She is a young pretty lady weight around 50kg, her youngest child is only 1.5 years old & oldrest is only 5 years old. I really pity for the children expecially the young one. She will never get to experiance her mummy love. I also pity the hubby. What will u do if u r in his shoes???

I will for the moment image myself as him( touch-wood ). I will be crying my heart out & I will have to look around for a nanny for the two kids. That will be the immediated task to do. After that I will then have to look for a suitable 'partner' takeing into consideration that this partner is comtible to this two kid. But this might take a few years time. Or I might not do any planning & lets life take its course. What ever it is, my condolence & I wish the best for his family. As for my colleague I just lost a good friend who gave her life for the company.

So it is worth it trying to work ur as*s off to achieve company sale target??? Oh yes she have achieved her target for the whole year, & yet she received pressure from management to do even better. To me it is worthless. Ur life is more inportant. Ur family life is important. This value is priceless. If u loss ur job b'cos u can't achieve the sale target, it is NO the end of the world. Just find another job.

I am dying slowly...........

I am dying slowly under this hot weather. I meant my hornyness is 'dying'. Now it is at a very low level. Why does it have to be so darn hot. Global warming already starting??? Due to this hot spell this last few day, I have being sleeping naked. In fact with nobody around the house I will also go around naked. This is the only way I feel 'cool'.

How I wish I still live in the country side & not in the urban jungle now. At lest back then even when the sun is at its hight I can still feel some breeze & the air is not poluted. I can always have an afternoon nap under a big shardy tree. Now under this hot weather with poluted air my life is slowly being be stuffed out. Nowaday my lunch break is only 15 minites, the rest I spend in office to enjoy the cool air-coned air.

White Shirt & Green Bra

Why do ladies wear white shirt ( semi transparent wan ) with green bra???!!! Don't they know that it is very very distractive to us male! This is expecially so if that lady happen to have a great body shape, slim body, long leg, tight as*s but breast is bit on the small size but still very stimulating as the bra is the half-cup type. But why green bra???

I am refering to one of the auditor. She is busy pokeing her nose into all sort of file & carbinate she can find & busy recording all her finding. Luckly she is not auditing my department. If she did, I will find it difficult to stand up ( as my 'bro' stood up on my behalf ) & if she ask me question I might ask her why green. If I really did that I will be in deep trouble!!!!

So to my reader may I ask why green??

I have being lucky........So far!!!

My gf have being driving my car like there is no tomorrow. Nothings wrong with that except the car have an expired road tax. It has being overdue by more that two weeks. It is a generally accepted fact that ladies know nuts about car ( most ladies ). As long as the car can start & move, the car is perfectly OK to them. This apply to my gf, she don't check the car tyre ( she can even drive a car on almost three wheel once as one of the tyre is almost flat due to a small leak ), never check on engine oil ( most lady don't check ), never fill up the wiper water ( complain why no water when wanting to clean the wind screem ), never check on headlight condition ( left it on, in daylight in rainy day & then went shopping for almost a day then complain why battery is flat ) & of couse never check on the road tax. I suppose this 'job' is to be done by the guy ( but there are a lot guy who know nut about car also ).

The other reason why I feel I am lucky so far is becouse I am still undiscovered! I have being 'bloging' like a mouse ( on the lookout for cat ), always on the look out, lest that gf got to know about it. While in office the same case apply, lest that my stuff get to know my blog & of couse how 'hor ny' I am in blogsphere!! All this mouseing around is rather thrilling to me.

5000!!! 5000 hor ny visitor!!!

5000 visitor reached at 1.40pm 30-04-07. This entry is made to remain myself that there are readers to my sites. Even though the sites counter register as 'hor ny' reader I believed all my reader are good guys/ladies. But there is one confirm very very 'hor ny' reader!!! That fellow is..........your truly. So strictly speaking the counter havn't reach 5000 as I contribute to its also.

I will like to take this opportunity to thank all my reader for your time spended to read what I have written. Up to this point I find that mine 'hor ny' entries generate most interested ( I could be wrong here ) & tech entries lest interested ( it could be due to my lousy writting ). Feel free to coment & ask for whatever topic u want me to write ( sometime don't know can write or not as this sites could becum pornish ).

So with 5000 hor ny visitor, this call for a celebration!!! But sadly I have to celebrate alone. It is a lonely life as 'Hor ny Ang Moh'. I can't tell my friend, relative or anyone that know me in real life that I am really ' Hor ny Ang Moh ' address is www.hornyangmoh.blogspot.com. If they know the first one to knock on my head will be my lover!!!

(Another reason why I made this entry is b'cos the auditor is very busy pokeing their nose into every files, carbinet they could find & asking all sort of question. So I have to do some typeing to made myself look very busy).

Monday!! It is Monday Against.

I have Monday blue today ( becouse I have a blue Sunday night with heavy 'blue' activities ). In fact I wake up late ( 7.30am ), I have to hurry up & cut short on all my morning activities like spend 5 minites in the loo ( nomal 10 minites ) brush my teeth in top speed & drive my car ( Monday is the only car driving day, rest of the week I use bike, unless it rain ) in 90kph ( nomal speed is 80kph ). I have to drag myself to work. Worst still they are auditor checking out in Office doing anual auditing & u know how auditor worked!! ( they will check anything & everythings & I have to look smart & busy & typeing in this entry made me look busy ).

Lucky tomorrow & the day after tomorrow is a hornyday to me ( public holiday on 1-05-07 & 2-05-07 ). I can have my usual nighly activities & slept until late in the morning ( breakfast & lunch all roll in to one ).

So I wish all my ready happy holiday. To those who still have to work I wish u the best.

Name & Number........

This entry might offence some readers, if I unwittingly offended please accept my appology as it is totally unintention & not meant to represent anybody that I know of.

Sunny Ku go to work everyday driving a wira number 378, sometime he drive honda city number 3278 & when it is sunny he ride to work on his motor bike number 578. This is just a statment. Meant anything to u? Why nothing wrong so what is the big deal on the first statement about appologies?? It meant something to a foochow reader ( this is what my foochow friend tell me. Foodchow is a chinese clan like for eg cantonese, haka, hokien etc ) will explain at the end of this entry.

Do we like our name??? Some say I like, some don't know where as all of us agree we have no choice. It is given by our parent when we poke into this world. Do our parent give due consideration when nameing us?? Or do they just name us as they have to register our birth certificate ( as we r made accidently )?? I do hope parent who are reading this post give some due consideration & also factors when nameing their children. If u give a good name to your kids as lest u r giving him/her a head start. For eg. giving your kids starting with letter 'A' will also ensure that whatever he does he will be the first to be called. Of couse chinese name started with their surname so where if ur sur name is 'Au','Ang' etc ur kid name will also appear first on the school class name list ( finding which class ur kids is in, will be so much easier ) if surname started with 'Yiing','Zhen' etc then of couse ur kids name will be at the bottom of the list. Depend on u point of view ur kids will always be the last to be called & of couse if he/she is entitle to school books loan he/she will be the last to receives ( if there are any left over & the condition of the book is nomally the worse as all the good wan have being taken ).

All is no lost however!! Just give ur kids an Ang Moh name in front of the chinese. So if ur surname is 'Ang' & a kid name ' Aaron Ziing Yii Kong ' his name still appear in front of ur kids name. However they are several ang moh name which is no suitable for us. I just give some example ( now don't be angry if ur name is the same, I appology already ). Dick, John & Virginia of couse u know can get another meaning. Now for some interesting wan. Monica in foochow meant 'touch ur leg'. Theresa in foochow meant 'all fu*ckable'. Kenneth in foochow mean 'dog shi*it'. Augustine in hakka meant 'all shi*iting'. This are just some example given to me by my foochow & hakka friend.

That is for name. It is the same for number. No '8' is the best number. Everyone favourite number ( it is suppose to meant luck or money, but to me No '8' sound like 'fu*ck' in serveral chinees dialect so to me that is a real 'fu*ck-up' number ). Now for some interesting number & their meaning. '378' in cantonese meant grow quickly with money, however in foochow it meant ' fu*ck poosie'. So in foochow '3278' meant ' fu*ck ur poosie '. And '578' meant ' cow poosie'. To the foochow '78' sound like 'poosie'.

So in effect the statement above meant ' fu*ck ur father' ( Sunny Ku in foochow meant fu*ck ur father ) go to work driving a wira number ' fu*ck poosie ', sometime he drive a honda city number ' fu*ck ur poosie' & when it is sunny he ride to work on his motor bike number 'cow poosie'.

This entry is made to remind myself that next time I must give my kids a proper name & the number on my car & bike don't have '78' on it. If your name or car/bike number happen to be the same as above I am sure nobody will laugh in ur face. The foochow will laugh silently.( Please to my foochow reader don't feel offended. In fact some of mine good friends are foochow ). So read the entry with an open mind OK. Feel free to coment & wish mine reader a nice day.

Satisfied!!! Are u really sure?!!!

On your se*x life that is. Base on the respond to my pervious entry it seem it seem almost everybody is happy, well on those who coment anyway ( perhap those who read but don't leave any coment is not happy, don't know happy or not or maybe a vir*gin as one reader say he is or maybe too shy to coment? ).

How do u define having a 'satisfieing se*x' ? Nomally for ladies they have 'or*gasm' & for guy they cum. As usual ladies first!

A ladies experiance 'high' when she is highly 'stimulated' that area is hot, wet & the two lips firm up as it is engross with blood hence very red, the muscle of the hole firm up & squeez the the lover's 'bro' tightly. At this stage she will urge the guy to poke with all his might ( this is also the stage when some guy unload all the 'bullet' as he can't stand all the squeezing hence the 'bro' go soft, this is very very frustrating for the lady as she just started on the upward trend to reach her 'or*gasm ) at the same time she will be moaning or screaming & grasping at the bed or the guy bu*tt or even crawing at the guy back ( all this action contribute to the guy cumming before the lady reach her 'or*gasm' if the guy cannot control his urg to cum & of couse usual excuse give by guy for scracted bu*tt & back is it is done by a pu*ssycat!! ). If the guy continue to poke with all his might for another 5 mintes the lady will experiance her 'or*gasm', she will have a sort of convulsion & her whole body stiffen up for a while & she will have a discharge of wetness. She has a feeling of very very nice well being ( nothing in the world matter anymore she just feel nice in fact she feel that all her need is being achieved ) sort of like the feeling u get when u eat some very tasty food except the feeling is much higher & better. Now if the guy continue to go on pokeing with all his might when the lady soften up a bit & increase the speed the lady will get to enjoy the second round of 'or*gasm'. And she will treat her lover very very nicely for a job well done like cook up some very nice dishes expecially like chicken cook with herbs to enhance power or to replenish his energy so that his 'performance' is enchance. For some lady who don't cook or don't know how to cook the chicken essence is the simple answer. ( For guy who are in the 'service' industry chicken essence is a must as it is a very tirying occupation ).

For the guy it is the process of stimulating the head of the 'bro' until the stage when he cum either when he go pokeing into the love hole or when his 'bro' got rub, su*ck or lick through 'blow j*ob'. When he cum he has feeling of well being ( nothing in the world matter any more ) & satisfied & of couse very tired. For guy it is a simple job, poke in & out until cum. If cannot cum then not enjoyment ( yes sometime they don't cum ) .

Now do u have the above feeling?? For guy no problem if they cum they have the feeling. For ladies it is different. Some experiance as above, some are not so drastic but they must have a very very nice feeling of well being ( and for them to have this 'or*gasm' is not easy, the guy must do a lot of foreplay if he can't stand long pokeing or his 'bro' is short or he has to do pokeing with longer duration. Love make*ing must be more then 30mintes ).

Now do u really enjoy having s*ex that u really look forward to it, like u really clean yourself real nice & look forward to the time? If u really enjoy it u shouldn't be saying that I need the mood to do it ( it is ok for lady to say they have 'close period' but even then if the guy don't mind it is ok & very very safe as he don't have to worry about the lady getting pregnate ). Afterall it is like takeing drug it is addittive ( according to drug addit the feeling is the same except the feeling last longer hence they take more & more drug & b'cos of this drug addit lost all urge to s*ex ). Now u say I do enjoy s*ex but not like looking forward to it because..........( this will be a future entry )

So now are u really satisfied with your s*ex life or rather s*ex performance that your partner get to enjoy?? Think about it.

What do u think?

Never mind if you are a Malaysian or a non Malaysian, read the following and..........What do you think???!!! ( some of the word have being censored to enable 'well-manner' computer to view )


Few Malaysians satisfied with their se*x life

KUALA LUMPUR: Although most Malaysians agree that se*x is important, fewer than two in five (38%) of them are satisfied with their se*x lives.

According to the latest Durex Se*xual Wellbeing Global Survey 2007/08 report, loss of romance and se*xual prowess are key factors for the lack of se*xual satisfaction.

SSL Healthcare Malaysia general manager Voong King Yee said: “Many Malaysians have lost the sense of adventure, interest and romance, which explains why they are not fully enjoying their se*x lives.

“Se*x plays a fundamental role in our physical and emotional well-being. Thus, it is important that we protect and nurture our se*xual health as well as that of our partner's,” he said, adding that 64% of Malaysians would like more inti*macy and better communication with their partners.

The survey was conducted on more than 26,000 respondents across 26 countries, of which 1,026 were Malaysians.

The respondents were asked about every aspect of their se*x lives. covering health, general well-being, education, beliefs, attitudes to se*x, and social circumstances, in a bid to comprehensively chart what constitutes se*xual well-being.

Consultant clinical andrologist, reproductive and se*xual health specialist and Durex Se*xual Wellbeing Global Survey local expert Dr Mohd Ismail Mohd Tambi said: “There are reasons why people are not satisfied with their se*x lives. It could be due to problems in physical and emotional health as well as physiological issues such as va*ginal dryness, painful se*x, and erec*tile dysfunction.”

“Such issues can be dealt with and cured. Despite se*x being perceived as fun and exciting by most, satisfaction is still only marginally equal between men and women, with 40% of Malaysian women saying they are satisfied, compared to 37% of men,” said Dr Ismail.

He pointed out that people could also improve their se*x lives and se*xual satisfaction by spending more time with their partners, de-stressing and introducing more romance into their se*x lives.

“The ability to talk things out with your partner can lead to an emotional relationship filled with love and respect, which can then lead to ultimate se*xual pleasure.

Programing

A continuation from last entry...

After setting up all the hardware it is time for the installing of the computer programe ( it is useless haveing the best hardware if it is 'brainless' ), this is a important stage as it show how good the hardware really is & if the hardware is defective.

Programe installed are Windows XP service pack 2 ( I intended to installed windows vista but I heard that it is full of bugs ), windows office 2003 & some high end pc game. I am disappointed as installing the XP took more the 15 mintes ( I compare to a older system using AMD 3 ghz, which took about 10 mintes to install ) & I also don't like the format in installing the driver for the mainboard & graphic card ( I compare to MSI system ). Once the installation is complete I didn't not feel that the computer operated in anyway different as compared to older system like the AMD system. In fact booting up is a bit slower then the AMD. Apart from this the game play beautifully. I suppost this is due to the graphic card. As mention the graphic card use silent pipe in the heatsink without the use of cooling fan so of couse the cpu operated silently. But I did touched the graphic card heatsink...........it is very hot. So hot that I almost burn mine finger ( I believed I can cook egg on this heatsink if I can of couse ). And finally I must say that the latest Intel powered system no longer support windows 98 or Me.

Overall I am disappointed with Intel ( luckly the system is not mine ). So if I want to upgrade my computer system, it will be AMD.

965P Mainboard, Intel Core 2 Duo Processor & Nvidia 7600 GS Graphics Accelerator

A 'hor ny' review of Intel P965 express chipset based mainboard, Intel Core 2 Dua 2.13ghz processor & Nvidia 7600 gs 512mb graphics accelerator. So my friend bought the above mention computer component & also one 1gb of ddr2 memory as an up-grade of his old computer. So he ask to to install it for him ( as usual I couldn't resist a DIY with the lastest computer hardware ).

GIGABYTE S-SERIES 965P-DS3

What a mouthfull of name! Actually this is the mainboard ( also call motherboard ). This is the main circuit board on which all computer component is attached to. This particular mainboard from Gigabyte is not the top model, it is rank near the top. The top model is not available unless by special order & it will cost a bomb! ( In fact there is only one of this mainboard at the shop as it is quite expensive ).

The most impressive feature of this board is of couse the Intel P965 express chipset. This chipset control all fuction of the mainboard ( sort of like the part of the brain which control bodily function ) & also the mainboard electronic part which is made of high quality material. Eg all capacitor are solid stage ( in this case all the silver small short cylinder like things u see in pic are solid capacitor, nomal capacitor are coloured with a -tive strip on one side ) this made the mainboard more reliable & expensive. Also this board has a build in surround sound output ( imaging playing game in full surround sound but u will have to poke in 6 speaker ). Plus of couse some othe feature like build in network etc. Beside this I like the dark blue colour of the mainboard. The mainboard also support FSB 1333 mhz processor ( this meant it can support high end cpu. FSB meant front speed bus measure in mhz, it actually meant the speed that a intruction is to be carried out from CPU to the mainboard component, like for eg the brain asking your 'bro' to do some pokeing & how fast your 'bro' respond to your brain instruction ). Assessory consist of back panel, sata cable & conventional ide cable ( I expect more than this ) & one driver CD. This mainboard run on the newer 24 pin power supply, luckly it also support the older 20 pins power supply.

INTEL CORE 2 DUO PROCESSOR 2.13 GHZ

Another mouthfull of name ( why don't Intel call it P5 or P4XX as it is sort of 2 P4 on one package ). This is rather confusing, in fact another lower spec Intel cpu is called Intel core 2 processor. As shown in the above pic the cpu cum together with one big heatsink, the cpu itself is about the size of a 50 cents coin. This cpu FSB is 1066 mhz with 2 mb l2 cache ( this is not top of the range intel cpu ). For nomal usage any cpu higher then 2 ghz is more then enought. For faster computer the quality of the mainboard & more importantly the amount of system ram is important.

GIGABYTE GEFORCE 7600GS 512MB GRAPHICS ACCELERATOR

Yah! Another mouthfull ( why don't they call it geforce gen seven-six?? ). This is the nvidia geforce seven serie graphic card using PCI express slot. This is the latest graphic slot with speed up to 16X whereas the older AGP slot can support up to 8X only. ( All this 16X or 8X sound a bit por*nish but it actually meant how fast the mainboard can pass graphic instruction to the graphic card ). This is a sort of small circuit board to be poke into a slot on the mainboard. As shown in the pic above the card came with a big gold colour heatsink & some sort of cooling pipeing & without cooling fan. The function of graphic card is to produce graphic of couse. The feature of this card is the nvidia 7600gs chipset which is a graphic cpu ( this is not the top range chipset, the eight series is the current top dog & buying it now will cost u an arm & both legs ). Of couse the top range graphic cpu can support even the best pc game there is with all the game graphic option set to full value. I perfer nvidia chipset to other chipset as this is the graphic card supported by almost all pc gamer.The other main feature of this particular card is the 'silent pipe heatsink'. It is silent as there is no cooling fan. The design seem very complicated with a lof of cooling fins ( if this card belong to me I will have a fine time cleaning up those fins ). And this card also cum with a 512 mb of graphic ram. The higher the ram is the better is it performance in gameing especially those 3D RPG game. Together with the card are 2 cd one is the driver disk & surprise, the other is a DVD game 'call of juarez'. Plus one dvd input socket.

DDR 2 1GB SYSTEM RAM

Finally I have to mention the small green card shown in the first pic. That is the DDR 2 system ram in this case 1 GB ie giga byte. This small card is an essential part of computer hardware it act as an temporary storage of cpu intruction ( for eg your brain instruct ur 'bro' to go pokeing which ur 'bro' obey but at the same time it send back instruction to unload the cum, of couse the brain don't wan to unload all at one go so it instruct the 'ball' to unloard the cum bit by bit the 'ball' in this case act as system ram. Of couse the higher the ram the better it is, like having a bigger 'ball'. Yah! Yah! I known this is not a very good example to explain the function of system ram but I like to hornyrise any example ).

Putting Together the four component.

For system ram it is a simple case of pokeing the ram to the system ram slots ( there is only one way to slot in, due to a notch on the ram ). For graphic card it is the same case. U poke it in to the PCI express slot.( U only poke in the graphic card when the mainboard is being assemble onto the computer casing already ).

I like the latest design of Intel cpu as pokeing in the cpu is rather simple. As shown in the pic ( sorry the pic is a bit blur as my camera is already 4 years old or maybe I took lousy pic ) the connecting pins of the cpu is on the mainboard called LGA775 ( hundreds of small needles in the cpu bay ) where as the cpu bottom side itself is flat with hundres of small contact points. This made handling the cpu so much easier.( I have to be very careful with the older socket type as hundreds of small pins is on the cpu itself & if one small pin is out of allinement or the pin is broken then kiss that cpu goodbye ). U just put the cpu in its bay in one position due to two notchs on the cpu bay & on the cpu itself. Before u do that u have to remove the protective cover both on the mainboard cpu bay & on the cpu itself. Then just attached the cpu heatsink onto the cpu & mainboard. Care must be taken to ensure that the cooling fan can operate due to its exposed disigne ( actually when I assemble the whole computer one of the power cable stuck the cpu cooling fan luckly I notice in time or else the cpu is a fried wan )

As the above is only an upgrade, the full computer system hardware consist of the following ( the bracket corespond to body par,t well sort off ) :

1.CPU ( brain )
2.Mainboard ( body )
3.System Ram ( 'ball' )
4.Graphic card ( no needed if mainboard got built in, cheapo cpu system ) ( 'bro' )
5.Hard disk ( stomach )
6.CD rom ( mouth )
7.A-drive ( small mouth )
8.Computer casing including power supply ( clothing & heart )
9.Keyboard & mouse ( hand & leg )
10. Monitor
11.Speaker

Feel free to coment & advice if the above information or example use is incorrect as I am just an amature ( using 'hor ny' example )

To be continue...............

DIY...Do It Yourself!!!!!! & Ways to DIY yourself!!!!

DIY or do it yourself usually meant do things or any jobs yourself. But do you know there is another meaning to the phase ' Do it yourself' !!! The other meaning is you relieved your pent-up se*xual urge by yourself. As usual I shall touch on ladies first.

Ladies normally mature faster then guys ( that is why some girls already started dateing in form one or some even at primary six while most guys are still playing playstation/pc games ) thus some girls already have some se*xual urge when they start having their period. ( This is normal due to their body perparing bilogically for motherhood ). This urge peak mid term between their period.

So how do ladies relieved their se*xual urge?? By touching & stroking, on their sensitive area on breast, on the two lower 'lips' & especially on the small piece of sensitive bob of flesh between the two 'lips'. This will of couse made the area wet.Once they get the hand of it, they will try pokeing in their finger. Using midder finger will enable them to just stimulated the outer 'g-spot'. Apart from this ladies also made use of barnana, brinjai ( a type of vegetable purple in colour ) & test tube ( that is why a few science lab test tube usually gone missing every years ). All this 'apparatus' is longish in shape like a guy's 'bro'. Ladies normally started off by rubbing against their sensitive area using the 'apparatus' then sooner or later they will poke in the 'apparatus'. These are the home made 'aparatus', for the more daring wan ( provided they can buy it ) they made use of vi brator. However nowaday there are a lot of good subsitute for vi bractor like handphone ( in vibrating mode ) massager ( in fact almost all massage is bar shaped with an angled massage head ) most convinence to be use by lady to relieved their se*xual urge.

It is however doubtfull wheather a lady get full enjoyment ( reach climax ) out of all the above self sitmulation unless she poke in the 'apparatus' or fingered to stimulated the g-spot. Most DIY by ladies is done in the bedroom or just about anywhere in strict privacy.

Now as for guy, they started to get 'hor ny' in maybe in form one ( for those who 'mature' fast ) but usually later then ladies. How do guy do DIY? They started by using the service of the 'five sister' that is their hand. First after getting a 'hardon' ( which is easily achieved ) they use the hand to stroke the harden 'bro' slowely at first increasing the speed until they cum ( climax ). However strocking/rubbing the head of the 'bro' is painfull as it is sensitive. Thus a lubricant is use hence soap is widely use for this purpose ( hence the phase 'playing with soap' cum into being ). Since soap is use, guy mainly DIY during bath ( doing DIY in bathroom is to be done carefully as while doing DIY & with one leg on rised position on toilet seat or bended leg, & standing in soapy water on the slippery bathroom floor, falling down in the bathroom while doing DIY is a real danger. Beside this guy usually do DIY with their eye closed with 'hor ny' image on their mind ). So ladies if a guy took a long time to bath please don't hurry him as you will disturb his concentration if he is DIYing inside, in worse case you might couse him to fall down.This is the most common method use by guy to DIY, while some maybe lucky enought to have doll to help them.

Ladies & guy who have DIY before & get some enjoyment out of it will continue to do so even if they are married or have lover as it is fast & can relieved the pent up se*xual urge ( also for guy maybe their 'bullet' is already full ).

Men........

Ladies what do you think of the following:-??

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice, and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we
are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't
think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice
and have no money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have money and
thank God are straight, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in
us when we take the initiative.


NOW...WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?!?!

I just wander which class I fall under on the above?

Computer Keyboard.....Cleaning/Maintance

The computer's keyboard is one very essential part of the computer apart from the mouse ( without the mouse it is still possible to operate the computer, don't ask me how, without the mouse I am helpless ) & it just happen to be the cheapest part of the computer ( ok a lousy mouse may be cheaper ). Being mechanical in nature it is subject to failure if abused. Of course high quality keyboard can stand up to abuse & cost more then RM100-00. Abuse like constant pokeing at certain key when playing games ( in my case typing also as I type using two finger first I use my index & when that finger get tired from pokeing at the keyboard I then use my middle finger of course with either a cigarette or my tongue hanging slightly out of my mouth ).

After sometime u will find that the keyboard can become very dirty & certain key will stuck & lost its springiness. It is time to do some checking & cleaning. Checking to see if the keyboard is beyond repair for the sticky key or cleaning for dirty keyboard ( if the keyboard is the cheap type just throw away & buy a new wan ).

As it is mine nature to DIY to save money, I open up the keyboard & clean it. Opening up the keyboard is an easy affair just a few screws at the bottom of the keyboard & it open up in two half the upper half which house the keys & the bottom half which contain the circuits board. In the pic above the white pieces is the membrane circuit board, if dirty just brush off the dust/dirt using brush, if the membrane board ( usually made of silicone rubber ) is broken or got tear or the rubber buttons is depressed then this keyboard is 'kaput'. Do not wash the membrane board.

The upper part of the keyboard hold all the keys. The keys can be remove from the inside out usually secure by individual clips. As shown the keyboard is very dirty once the keys is removed. U can then clean the board & keys using soap. Dry it out in the sun then reassemble back the keys just by pressing the individual keys back into the holes.

Finally before taking out the keys it is advisable to take a digital pic of the keyboard or have another keyboard ready so that u known which key go to which hole. I must say I spend an enjoyable half hour figuring which key is which just like jigsaw. Eg it is N or Z, I or 1, O or 0 etc.

A lady Need!!!

What are the needs of a ladies? Many many needs, in fact more needs then a guy's needs ( corrected me if I am wrong ). This is needed by all ladies. What is 'this'?? ( I am sure some 'hor ny reader will stright away think I am going to blog about love makeing against, perhap with more detail this time ).

A few years ago in order to earn extra money I took up part time as a direct sale agent. In other word I becum a salemen.This direct sale co. sell all sort of goods, everyday goods, from food stuff to health supplement to water filter to car engine oil! It is due to the wide range of goods with resonable price that I joint in as sale agents. Due to mine hard work ( I really go around visiting household to household with sample ) I quickly rose to the rant of Manager ( to me this is bullsh*it title, actually u have to work your a*ss off, some salegirls actually sell 'themself' to get the sale ).

One of the goods that I advertise is the co's sanitary napkin!!! ( Actually I intended to take some pic & take apart the sanitary pad to show the feature. But after seaching my lover's room I couldn't find it. Lady where do u keep the sanitary pad? I don't ask from my lover lest that she want to know what the hell am I doing with it). Am I correct?? It is the only product needed by every single mordern ladies. ( Some of u may say bra or panties, no true, some ladies go around without wearing bra or panties, ladies can do that, guys if u go around without wearing undie ur 'bro' will feel very weird & u will awake 'bro' at any time ).Now I am a guy selling a rather intimate ladies product, how did I made the sale??

Knowing that it is one of the basic ladies need I quicky mention all its unique feature bla bla bla & bla. Most of the ladies I approach more or less know the feature of a sanitary napkin..... But wait, the sanitary napkin I sale is unique, it can act as 'panadol' if u have fever or headach.. U don't believed me, this is b'cos its contain a super absorbent gel which also absorb the 'heat' from your head hence your fever & headach will be gone.( actually any sanitary pad with high contain of the absobent gel will do the job, it is not applicable to the tampex type which u poke into the 'hole' to absorbe the period discharge ).

Actually this really work as while I am marketing the sanitary pad one of mine office stuff feel sick with high fever. With no panadol around, I have to apply the sanitary pad on his forehead & secure by cellophane tape. It worked! An hour later that fellow feel much better & the fever not so high. ( So do u think I get thanked for saving that fellow from high fever? No! Talk about ungratefull bugger. He scold me & say it is extreme Bad luck!!He can forget about buying 4 D & wining any bet that he place for seven years with a sanitary pad stuck to his forehead. Got such things meh?? ) Nevertheless I sold off quite a few bags of sanitary pad that day.

Beside this u can also use the sanitary pad as emergency bandage to treat cut & wound as it is clean ( u don't apply use pad to the cut ) it & absorb blood & stop blood flow.

Being a good salemen I always do follow up with mine customer. From mine sanitary customer which include girls, ladies & also aunty I find that the sanitary pad is no suitable for heavy discharge user & also it is also a bit expensive compare to those in the market. Mine advice to heavy discharge user is to change the pad more often ( more business for me ) & to save on pads use my advice is to use folded tissue paper & apply on top of the pad hence u just discard the paper when it is 'full' ( but this method is not liked as got 'sticky' feeling )

Ladies now that u knows there are other usage beside sitting on it, u can keep a few more pieces in your handbag. Guys in case of emergency all u got to do is to raid the nearest handbag for sanitary pads ( u can find of sort of stuff in a ladies handbag, if u r lucky can also find condom ).

Cleaning National Air-con

While everbody is either fooling around or being fooled on April Fool day, I just spend the day cleaning my very dirty National air-con.

As shown it is very dirty, the filter is clog with dust & even fine hair!!The cooling fins is being coated with dirt as well, no wander it is no so cool nowaday. Takeing the whole caseing apart only involve removing 4 screws. Two for the main cover, one to remove the lovern motor & one earthing screw. I have to remove the lovern assembly as I have to clean the blower fan's fin located inside the air-con unit as clean fan' fin is more efficient & quiet. Care must be taken when removeing the lovern as it is secure by ledge. Normally air con cleaning just involve cleaning the filter & cooling fins, since I am doing the cleaning myself I might as well do a good job & give it a completed clean out.

Shown above the cleaned air-con part & cooling fins. Before cleaning the cooling fin made sure that you cover up the electrical board with plastic bag. Nomally I use dishs washer to clean the various part but I sometime use liquid soap as it give a nice smell after that. I clean the cooling & blower fan fins using brush & sponges & clean off using garden hose ( after cleaning the air-con the room is almost flooded hence I end-up cleaning the room as well ).

Now for outside unit. To take out the fan I have to disassembler the caseing which is a weird 2 blade designe, so I might take apart its caseing total number of screws is 14 plus one nut for the fan propelar. Now cleaning the cooling fins is easier using brush, dish washer & spraying it clean using garden hose. Care must be taken when takeing apart the caseing to advoid cut.

I have made a pervious entry on cleaning air-con, but on that occassion I am clean Toshiba air-con. It is much easier to clean Toshiba then National air-con. in term of usage I perfer Toshiba air-con to National now known as Panasonic. The whole process of cleaning air-con took me half a day.

Rats!!!!!!

Due to the current hot weather my 'hornyness' is put on hold thus nomal post resume.

I have no tidy my garden shed for a long time. In fact it is full of 'ah gi pu cha' stuff. Within nothing to do ( I finished playing mine pc game & mine gf is in her monthly 'close' period ) I decided to give the garden shed a cleaning.

Look! This is what I find in the garden shed. Rats!!! The garden shed has being turned into a rat mansion!

I only manage to catch the baby rats or rather I manage to get the baby rats. The papa, mama & all the other rat relative manage to excape. There are 7 inmature rats baby & 6 new born rats baby. All of them are still blind.

Nomally I don't mind rats in the wild. But I hate rats when they infest mine house, in fact I don't like to live in rats infested house.This is what happen to me last time when I lieved in such a house, actually a rented house.

Rats have the bad habit of chewing up stuff & pooing all over the place. Rats seem to like mine clothing particularly mine underwear. After rats have gone throught chewing mine underwear I find that if I wear that underwear ( sometime i have no choice as I do mine lundry once a week ) I don't ever have to take off that underwear when attending nature call. Why? The darm rat have created two big hole on mine underwear one behind ( now I can be poked) & one in front ( now I can do the pokeing ). Because of this I spend more money buying underwear then other type of cloths ( the supermarket sale girls did ask me why I buy underwear on a regular basic & I tell her I have a wild lover ).

Anothe reason why I don't like rat infested house is b'cos of their nightly activities. While I am doing my nightly activities that is while I am banging mine lover away on mine bed, half a drozen rats are also banging away on the ceiling board. Just as I am geting into a banging rhythem ( my lover enjoying ) the darm rats upset mine banging rhythem with all their lound thumping & squeaking sound ( this squeaking sound also drown out the soft moan that mine lover made ).

How to get rid of the rats? U can rear cat which is what I use ( made sure that the cat u rear can catch rat ). U can use rat poison which I have try before & I don't like. This is because after eating the poison the rat end up dying everwhere & anywhere & if a poor cat happen to eat this rat it will end up dead also. U can use rat traps. I use that also. Please clean the trap with soapy water & dryed before u use the trap against. This is because traped rat leave a distress sence behind the trap & if u didn't clean the trap it can never trap another rat. Another favourite method is the use of mouse glue. I just apply the glue on a study cardboard & to attract the rats I use some tasty food like biskuit to attract the rats. I then left the cardboard where rats are. The problem using rat glue is u have to be very carefull when applying the glue as it is very sticky.

Oh before I forgot all the baby rats shown above ends up in mine two cats stomach. Someone once told me that eating new born rat alive will boost your sexerise, I almost want to try it out & give mine lover a surprise. But looking at the tick infested mice change mine mind.

Hor ny Entry!!! The Art Of Love M akeing..Part 2

Previously I have talk about giving a lady good time. Now its is the ladies turn on how to give guy a good time. It is far more easier to get a guy to 'turn on' & get a 'hard on' out of a guy then to turn a lady 'hor ny' & 'wetness' out of her's.

Guy get 'turn on' mainly through sight but smell is also applicable. Opposit se x attract ( actually same se x also attract as in lesbo & g ay). Guy get stimulated by the sight of lady's face & body shape. The face need not be beautifull but a great body shape is a must to most guy. To a guy in general, slim body shape like those of a model is generally a turn on. I do agree some lady from behind look great ( thus we guy hurryly try to get in front & have a look at the face ) but in most case the face is so so only & in some case terrible but ladies don't worry you can still have your guy. In fact some guy perfer cubby ladies . ( some guy say it is painfull m akeing love to skinny ladies due to the banging against her pelvis bone, but I do know it is difficult to try out all sort of position if the ladies is much bigger size then the guy )

Guy get very stimulated by looking lady's leg. Long & slim leg!! A se xy pair of leg which look extra se xy when wearing high heel ( but the leg must be smooth & not unsightly with vain & hair, Ladies go round this problem by wearing socking which in turn, 'turn on' a guy even more, image a guy unpresant surprise when the socking is off or the lady forget to shave her hairy leg & the guy pay a surprise visit ).When a lady sat down & cross those pair of leg, the sight & action of crossing & uncross is enought to sent 'hor ny' though going a guy mind. And some ladies have the habit of drangling her feet while sitting crossed with her high heel shoe half off. To a guy this is consider se xy sight. Thus some office lady look very se xy.

Apart from this the boob is the next most 'turn on' sight for the guy who will always try to have a sneak peek of it. What type is hard to define as a lady boob came to all sort of shape & size. But it is safe to say a bigger boob is always prefer to a 'flat' one. Hence this fact is exploited by ladies who have the abilities to enchance their boob temporary or permenantly. A good example will be the use of 'enhancement' bra, the guy might be so 'turn on' that when the bra is off it is already too late to be 'turn off' as he is already 'in' or the lady just turn off the light! Sight of a lady eating, licking or s ucking ( eg eating crap, sea snail, banana or ice-cream ) do 'turn on' a guy. Smell also did the same. Some guy do fine a lady smell se xy when she is sweating after a game of badminton ( now she is wearing short & t-shirt which wet with sweat ) for eg.

By nature a guy usually enjoy m akeing love. For a guy the fore play is not so complicated. Just a little licking, rubbing, s ucking on the 'equipment' will do. U don't need to shallow the whole 'equipmen' as it is difficult to do so unless you have a lot of practical lesson or the guy 'equipment' is small.Guy do find it very very enjoyable if the lady use use her tongue to rub on the 'equipment' head while she s uck on it. In fact so enjoyable, some guy just cum in her mouth.( please ladies don't use your teeth to scrab the sensitive head or worse still chew on it, it is very very painfull ). The 'equipment' head is well position to recieve all the rubbing which reach a climate when he unloaded or when he cumed.

Guy do enjoy more when he made love to a lady who is more responsive with her body movement & behaviour. He receive enjoyment when he go pokeing in & out of the 'hole'. How much he enjoyed or rather how fast he cum depend on the lady performance, guy find it very stimulating if the lady moan softly & in rhythem with his pokeing (but it varies between guys some like it soft while some like loud but definetly not total silent or yelling at the top of her voice ) & the squeezing on the 'equipment' by the hole. ( of couse if your equipment is small & short u will need more pokeing & you need the lady's mouth service to have more enjoyment).

In conclusion to the art of m akeing love, I will advice safe love m akeing. For guy please don't go pokeing into any hole you see or any hole made available to you. Either you pay for the hole or the hole just happen to be there. Remember a healthy hole smell ok, a bit fishy but definetly not like rotten fish. For the ladies please don't simply allow yourself to be poked unless the guy is a pro (thus you don't end with a big tummy 9 months later )& you are sure to enjoy it & most importantly he is clean. And also for ladies please don't simply take birth control pill without doctor advice. It is much better to control the guy then to suffer the side effect of birth control pill.

Hor ny Entry!!! The Art of Love M akeing

Read it with an open mind OK. So is love m akeing an art? To most it is just an act of pokeing in & out while enjoying the act ( pokeing using your 'equipment', 'bro' or your pen is into a lady's poo sy ) in the case of guy. As for ladies it is the act of being poked & hope that the act is enjoyable & that the guy last long enought for her to be enjoyable.

I consider that it is an art b'cos the act should be enjoyable to both parties also more often than not it is the guy who enjoy while the lady is left with a 'almost there but not quite there yet' sort of feeling. I am sure that mine sexperiance ladies reader will know what I am talking about ( in fact u will be surprise that a lot of ladies don't experiance 'high' before ).

So ladies first! That is how to mad e love to a ladies & have enjoyment together. Ok people say for love m akeing to be enjoyable there must be feeling, well I do agree to a certain degree but that is another topic . Guy u must understand a ladies physicaly first before u can really give her enjoyment.

So how to stimulate a ladies? Ladies get 'turn on' differently from guy ( I shall talk about ladies first then guy later ).Ladies get 'turn on' due to a guy physical apperance, smell & even behavious, and ladies are expecially 'hor ny' during the mid term between their period ( this is also the period where they can get pregnate easily ).Fore play is important to warm up a lady. Physically a ladies get 'turn on' through kiss behind the ear carressing on the b rest & the poo sy area. Rubbing the two poo sy 'lips' & the bob of flesh on top of the two 'lips' is most stimulating as it is hightly sensitive using your hand or perferably using your 'bro'. Kissing the poo sy & gently scrubing the sensitive area with your teeth will sent a lady into a highly stimulate state. Your can also use your tongue to the same effect or poke in using your tongue.

Now some guy consider it 'dirty', well to a healthy lady the poo sy area is the 'cleanest' area if she keep to proper personal cleaniness, why b'cos any germ is being kill off by the acidic enviroment. How does it taste like? Well it taste slightly acidic & a bit salty as for smell, a bit fishy, all together an aggreeable taste & smell. As they say 'taste like chicken smell like fish'. The juice can be clear if she have regular sexerise or milky in colour. Naturally some ladies have more juice then other, if the ladies is rather 'dry' then u will have to use gel available any phma store as it is painfull to go pokeing into a dry hole.

A lady have two very sensitive spot the so called g spot which if properly stimulated she will achieve or gasm. One is located just inside the poo sy about 2" on the top part, you can feel a rought patch buy pokeing in & rub with your finger. Another g spot is located deep inside the poo sy. A lady feel enjoyment once this spots is being stimulated that is the act of pokeing in & out. But the problem is most ladies only get properly stimulated after pokeing in & out for at lest 10 minites.

The problem now is that some guy cannot even last for 10 minites of pokeing before they cum. This is b'cos their bro is very sensitive or the poo sy is tight. So how to last longer before u cum?

Some guy have their 'bro' undressed that the skin protecting the 'bro' head is being removed hence with all the constant rubbing it lost its sensitivities. Some guy practice rubbing in the bathroom using soap ( so ladies, that is why some guy spend a long time taking bath & the soap last only 2 days ). Or u can try physcology, while pokeing away think of unstimulating though like accident, csi forensi or anythings terrible. Apart from this you can try the 'withdraw method' when you almost want to cum you pull out your 'bro' for a while ( beat it around the bush ) the poke it in against. This method worked but the disadvantage is your self control must be super good & u cannot enjoy fully of couse your lover will not like it all ( she is enjoying all the pokeing & almost near high & then you pull out the enjoyment ) in fact she will not allow you to pull out ( hence we heard story of accidental birth ) by warping her legs around your or grasp your b* utt. Another better method is you empty your bullet before sexerise ( using soap or whatever ) due to your low reserve you will find is difficult to cum.This will prolong your cum.

Similarly if you feel yourself going soft then think of something stimulating like animal sence as in animal planet imageing yourself as a lion doing a lioness. Another way is to wear con dom, the thicker type or u can wear the rought type which is more enjoyable to the ladies.( I don't really advise the use of vigra, tongkat ali or whatever, just eat healthy food & have regular sexerise, your will find your performance improve with practice ).Most ladies don't like guy to wear con dom as they lost the rubbing feeling.

Ladies perfer some position more to other. Generally the missionaly position is perfer by the guy as it is not so tireying where as ladies perfer 'dogg y' position as the penitration is the deepest. Most guy don't like it as it is tirying & some guy couldn't do it as they are not long enought.

Rgardless of what ever position u use a ladies will be able achieved o gasme if you gave her a proper fore play & if you poke long enought, at lest 30 minites with different rpm sometime fast sometime slow & also different depth.

Well that is roughtly how to made an enjoyable love to a ladies.

To be continue.....

Hor ny Entry!!! After Effect of M ateing/Love M akeing

Please don't read if u r not 'ripe' enought OK. So what is the effect???? Happy? Tired? Happy & Tired? OR just a sence of EMPTYNESS?!! Those of you who have m ake love will know what I am talking about. If u r still a v ergin ( b'cos u r still young or haven't find a p oosie to accept your bro or for lady you haven't let the guy in ) then sooner or later you will get to experiance it or have to m ake love ( unless you are a monk or just very unlucky/afraid to tried it out ) to someone you opposit or same as you if you are a g ay or l esbo.

You will agree with me that this is the only tireing job that a normal guy is most willing to do for free. Oh yes that include me!!! Unless that is, you are totally not mine type then it is still possible, but I have to shut mine eye or perform it in total darkness!! Don't laugh OK.

As for me it has being a sence of emptyness lately after most session of sexerise (after the session I find myself asking myself why am I doing this tireying 'job' ? ). I don't know why?? Maybe b'cos I know mine partner too well, her taste, perference & timeing so there are no much 'exploration' left for me to do. I end giving & not receiving ( she c um & have a few high whereas I didn't c um or can't c um, not that I mind as I believed makeing a ladies happy & sence of well being is, by right a natural job for men ).

I think I need to find new partner!!! But I can't do that where I live, I am quite well known in mine area ( as an officer & gentlemen type definetely no as h orny ang moh ) I think I will do that in mine next visit to KL ( but I failed that mission in mine pervious entry under 'h orny in kl sightseeing & extra circulum activities ). Perhap some of mine reader will be kind enought to help me out? To the guys & ladies out there please don't made known to your partner that you have multiple sexerise partner as you will be in deep trouble. This is due to our selfish prosessive humen nature.

This entry is a prelude to a very very h orny entry which is still developing in mine h orny head, as some of mine reader is bugging me for up-date. This entry is an ah hoc entry as I have just a 'empty' sexerise a few hour ago. If this entry is a bit not to your taste kindly left your comment in fact any comment is wellcum.

Have a nice or should I say 'h orny' day.

DIY Kitchen Hood Installation & Maintence

Kitchen hood is now consider a necessary acessory in the kitchen. Its main function is to s uck out all the smoke from the cooking as m'sian like to do a lot of frying with oil ( hence the food here taste better ). Apart from this I suppose the kitchen hood can also be use to show off together with other high tech gismo in the kitchen when guest visit the kitchen.

I choose kitchen hood base on its s ucking power ( afterall its main function is to s uck out cooking smoke) measure in cube square meters. The s ucking power will depend on the type of fan use. From mine survey I find that 16 blades turbine fan is the most powerfull at 1300 cube square meters of air per mintes. Apart from s ucking power, I will consider the price, feature, build material & maybe brand.

In the end I choose the above base on its 2 powerfull s ucking fans, auto cleaning feature & also its slim design. I also like the twin light.

Installing the kitchen hood is a stright forward process. In mine case it is made easier as I have already prepare the smoke outlet together with the flexible aluminium tube. I use aluminium hose as it is more durable in the long run even though it is more expensive now. Plastic flexible outlet hose is not heat resistent & will become brittle in the long run. However when installing the aluminium hose to the hood's outlets care must be taken so as no to overstright the hose or the aluminium joint will be disjoint showing split. I have also prepare the power point.

The kitchen hood is install just by drilling two hole & fixing the suppled wall bracked to the wall. The hight of the kitchen hood is measure between the cooking strove & the fan about 36 inches. Too high the kitchen hood the s ucking power is decrease. You can adjust the hight by about 3 inches using the bracket.

As shown the s ucking power is strong enought to s uck up the wok cover. This is also the method I use to check on kitchen hood. To enable your kitchen hood to be efficient, regular clean up is necessary. U can just wripe the surface area using mild soap or just the dish cleaner.

For the fan to be in optimal operation condition u have to clean them regularly, once a week if possible. As the fan is made of aluminium it get corroded with salty smoke. Takeing out the fan is very tidious ( I do take apart everythings when I want to oiled the fan motors ) , thus a easier method is to switch on the kitchen hood & spray directly on to the spining fan with dish cleaner using a sprayer. Immediately you will notice all the oilly liquide collected on the oil collection pan, you will have to empty several pan until the liquide is just the dish cleaner. After that u will spray the fan with water to clean out the dish cleaner. The whole process take from a few mintes to more than 15 mintes depended on how dirty the fans is.

As for me I usually connected a small hose to the oil collection hole & just spray on the fans. ( I am too lazy to empty out the small oil pan several time). After that I just put back the oil pan. I also don't fix the fan grill as without the grill I don't have to wash the oilly grill, but you have to be carefull that you don't put your head near the spining fan , this is highly unlikely as your head will be above the frying pan to do this.

The above diy save me RM100-oo. Quite enought for me to spend on other things or activities.

Jack fruit & wild durian

I have jack fruits during CNY as it is very cheap. Three for RM1-00. I have 2 myself. I feel very full after that.

The fruits taste sweet with a strong smell. In fact after a while yours pee will have the smell of the fruit. You can also eat the seed after boiling its in salty water. Well jack fruit is suppose to be a 'heaty' fruit, but its have no such effect on me. After eating it, 2 in fact I am still not in 'heat'.

The next fruits I have is wild durian. Nomal durian I am sure every body knows. Wild durian is wild , u can find it in the jungle. Nomally eaten by wild animal like monkey, bat & fallen ripe fruit by wild boar. The native notice that it can be eaten also by us thus we joint our wild friend ( the monkey ) & animal in eating wild durian. The native will bring this fruit to be sold as jungle product.

The size of the fruits is quite small. ( Mine c-phone is there as comperison ). The colour of ripe fruit is from redish orange to yellow where as the meat is redish orange in colour. The fruits taste sweet.Unlike durian, wild durian have a weak smell. I have no idea if the fruit is heaty or no as I did'nt feel any effect.

Computer Maintence......Hardware

This CNY holiday ( hornyday 2 me ) is most boring wan. Mine usual partner instead of giving 'ang pow' is carrying 'ang pow' herself.( According to tradition she is not qualified to give 'ang pow' ). Hence no 'hor ny activities' so I go & give mine computer a clean up.

Depend on your computer, branded computer like dell,hp,nec etc operate quietly as they content only one cooling fan runing at min revolution, whereas croned computer is usually noisy as it got a few cooling fans. ( But branded computer cost a bomb & not value for money ). After sometime your might find that your computer is runing more & more noisy & become unstable. This is becouse the cooling fans & heatsink inside is cloged with dust & even hair, hence heat & noise become a issue.

First open up the computer casing & take out all the cooling fans carefully. Cooling fans are usually on cpu, agp, power supply unit & on some mainboad.Be extra carefull when u remove the agp card from the slot then u remove the heatsink & cooling fan if ur agp card don't have cooling fan, u just have to clean the heatsink only. This also apply to removing cpu cooling fan & its heatsink which is secure by clips.U will also have to remove the memory ram from its slots carefully. It is normally dusty as it is situated near cpu's heatsink & cooling fan.Hence heated up contributing to system unstabilities.Oh before I forgot please switch off & remove the power cord from the power socket. I don't want my dear reader to be electrocuted.

I clean using flat brushes the type use for water colour one small size to clean small fans & one big size to clean up mainboard. For me I open up everythings even the power supply unite & clean up the dust inside. I also use a valcum cleaner to suckup & blowclean ( eeeh! suckup & blowclean sound like a hor ny phase ) my computer, monitor & keyboard.

The above DIY is to be carried out at ur own risk as a computer mainboard content a lof of delicate component, if u r rought handed ur computer will go 'kaput'. I shall not be liable.As for me I open up everythings even the power supply unit to clean up the dust.

I like to do DIY if possible as I get to save some monies & to gain knowledge. However the above service is provided in most computer shop for a fee of couse. I do provide computer service if I happen to have time & if I happen to be near where u r free of monetary charge in return for frienship & free food as giving free service made me very hungry. ( Actually I meant to say is I will give free computer service & hor ny service if I am free & with my bro approval. Without my bro approval then just computer service only. He! He! Just a hor ny though ).

Feel free to ask OK. And wish all mine reader a happy ' Jar Goh May' ie 15th day CNY this cuming 11-03-07.

CNY.....Chinese New Year...Food

To me CNY is food & holiday. ( ' hor nyday' to me as I look forward 2 a lot of hor ny activities). So below are the food I had at reunion dinner curtesy of mine partner:-

Fry mee or noodle. Taste yummy but u will fill very full if u have a plate of it, so I ate only a few mouthfull.

Deep fry prawn. If u have too much of this u have to watch out for your collestrol level. ( As for me I just have to do more 'hor ny activities' to reduce the level)

Deep fry chicken or rather roasted chicken. I have just a drumpstick as it is rather filling.

Fry yum bread. Taste so so only. Basicaly it is just sandwish with yum.

Duck merinated with 5 different spices. This is mine favourite. Taste very good.

Bony pork soup with some herb & bean curb ie ' tou hoo'.
Fry glass mee. I have no ideal what is its english name. To me it is transparent noodle. Depent on its ingredient it taste good.

Fry assort food, like crap meat, fish ball & chicken nugget.

Fry 'kiew tiew'. Sorry for the blurr picture as by now I am very hungry.

Fish fillet in lemon source. Yum yum.

Stir fry veggie like bean, cauliflower,mushroom & lady finger.

Assorted steam food like meat ball, crap fillet & fish sasauge.

Sea cucumber in egg, mushroom & some other ingrediate which I don't know. Taste very yummy, but I feel very heaty after this. ( Am I on heat??? )

The above show all the CNY food. After the dinner I am too full for any 'hor ny activities'. I can't sleep as well as by mid-night the night is fill with all sort of firework that also kill all the mood for mine night time activities.

CNY.....Chinese New Year

Wishing all mine chinese reader a very happy porky CNY & the rest enjoy the 'hornyday'. Please be extra carefull if your are playing with firework, you don't want to blow up part of yourself!!!! (Or worse your 'equipment') And for this year if u r in M'sia playing firework, those banned type u have to watch out for our highly 'efficient' Police force lest u end up paying fine for the firework.

As for me I shall enjoy mine 'hornyday' & hopefully if I am lucky I shall have some 'extra curicullum activities'.

Happy Valentine Day............

Tomorrow is a special 'HORNY DAY!!!' for me. For tomorrow is Val day!!! I must be extra horny & mine stiminale must be up 110%. Every year I offer myself to mine GF as a priceless gifts. I am still wandering how to present myself to her.( I use to tied a ribbon on mine 'bro' when she open the gifts but it is getting stale, I meant the idea NO mine 'bro', unless mine gf is new wan).

As I am a poor fellow, I could only afford to present myself after all I am priceless!! Well I am still thinking............ Any idea from mine dear reader on how to present myself as gift to mine GF????

BTW happy val day to all mine reader..