Everyday U eat ‘kakong’( a type of cheap veggie available everywhere in Malaysia )! Only ‘kakong’ stir fry every single day! Boring or not! I am very sure if u see ‘kakong’ u will rather have banana for lunch then to have another plate of ‘kakong’!But sometime we don’t have a choice we must have ‘kakong’ for food ( because we can’t afford other food & this is the only veges we must have ) so how about cooking ‘kakong’ in some other way instead of stir fry only. How about adding other ingredient to made it more tasty!For example adding ‘balachan’( a type of shrimp paste ), stir dry with red wine etc!
So in a way pokeing is just like eating ‘kakong’ as in poosie ( I am sure u agree with me )!So how to made pokeing into poosie more interesting?
How u do pokeing will already made the pokeing interesting! For example normally u just spray open the leg & poke in so instead of doing it like this u can ‘explore’ around first rubbing ur face ( if u got beard so much better as ladies do like the feeling of ur beard rubbing against her smooth skin. This is also why a lady will not complain if u have a hairy chest ) ur nose & ur tongue to do some lic*king from the leg upward to her love triangle u don’t have to spray her leg ( but she will be more then ready to spray out her leg for u ) before u eat her we*t oyster ( sure some guy will think it is yucky, but I shall say a clean healthy oyster ‘smell like fish taste like chicken’, don’t be selfish after all she did lic*k & suc*k ur banana. A clean & healthy banana taste like ‘raw liver’. But of cause made it tasty by adding other ingredient like sugar syrup. But made sure u finished the syrup first before u do pokeing )!I must add here that a shaved poosie do smell & look different.For more detail poke into shaven poosie .
In other word for*eplay. A good for*eplay sure made pokeing more interesting! Don’t u think it is like how u prepare the ‘kakong’ prior to cooking it? A plate of ‘kakong’ sure will taste better when it is clean properly ( leaches are know to hide among the ‘kakong’ leaf & even inside the hollow stem ) only the greenest & most tender ‘kakong’ is used in preparing the plate of ‘kakong’!
What we see do affect our pokeing performance! Don’t u think ur gf look extra sex*y when she is half dress, in office wear, in socking or even like when she tease u by just letting u see her half cup? I am very sure ur gf will look very very se*xy when she is dress in lin*gerie. Now to made ur pokeing more interesting u can do pokeing half dressed ( u can do round two in the nakel )!
Don’t u think a plate of ‘kakong’ look very tasty if is is nicely arrange in a beautiful plate with side garnishing rather then in a normal tin plate?
Pokeing position of cause made ur pokeing more interesting! Problem is the default position is the missionary position & most guy is don’t wan to try other position, on the other hand ladies more often then not is most willing to try other position. Guy don’t wan to try other position as it is tiring as for eg. in carrying his partner when pokeing ( actually the guy must be a big fellow or the lady is below 50kg. This is a no no when the guy is small or the lady is a heavyweight. The incident of of crashing is real & in some case u end up crashing on top of ur gf or worse still crash ur 'bro'! Pokeing is not deep & lady generally don’t enjoy it. Forget what u see in the xsx movie, for show only ). Among the various pokeing position the do*ggy position is the most enjoyable for the lady! Deep pokeing is possible ( in fact because of deep pokeing she enjoy it. Beside she don’t have to spray her leg wide apart. But this position is difficult to do if the guy have a ‘short’ ‘bro’. Doing doggy need some skill & technique )
The environment also play trick with our pokeing performance! Pokeing in the dark is totally different from pokeing in the light! In all aspect I must say pokeing in the light more interesting! Don’t u think it is more interesting & stimulating if u can see ur own pokeing performance? It is possible if u fit mirror in ur bedroom ( this is why some hotel suite have mirror fitted even on the room ceiling ). Also if u can have soft light fitted in ur bedroom it sure make pokeing so much more stimulation. Soft red light is prefer, yellow is also a good light ( made sure u have heavy curtain on ur window as ur neighbors will guss u r pokeing away when they saw red light in ur room ) . Green color light is a no no, u don’t want to poke a ghost do u!
I am sure a humble plate of ‘kakong’ will look & seem to taste better in a high class restaurant serve in a classy plate in good lighting & environment. Perhaps u can say if tired of eating 'kakong' u can always eat other verge but sometime it is no legal as the 'kakong' u have to eat everyday until kingdom cum is ur wife ( if u r rich or very handsome u can try to eat other verge but it is 'illegal' so this should made it interesting after all forbidden fruits or verge always taste better )!
I use ‘kakong’ in reference to poosie but unfortunately I can’t use banana as reference to a ‘bro’. This is because banana is eaten as it is ( as in ‘bro’ ur gf just lic*k & suc*k it as it is ) at the most u can also eat banana as ‘banana split’ cover in ice-cream.( ‘Pinsang Goreng’ or deep fry bananas is not applicable here ok!) But u cannot cover ur ‘bro’ in ice-cream & ask ur gf to eat it ( ur ‘bro’ will ‘disappear’ in record time )!
To be concluded………..
