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Sunday, September 16, 2007

First Time...........U kis*s!

Do u still remember……….?

How do u feel?
How was it?
When was it?
Where was it?
With whom?

I suppose this is one of the moment in life which most ( only a rare few don’t get to experience it because somehow they couldn’t find their kis*sing partner )of us have to go through sooner or later.

How do u feel?

For me I am very nerves when I have my first kis*s. Actually I am trembling when I first kis*s the lady. It is my first time. And yes it is not like in the movie, it is also the first time for the lady! So we end up almost like ‘biting’ each other! Our teeth keep on knocking into each other. Of cause before I do the kis*sing I clean my teeth ( even floss it ) & also apply a mouthful of freshener but I suppose the lady didn’t, as I do smell a bit of bad breath! For the first minutes we were ‘biting’ & knocking our teeth but after that we quickly get the technique right.

How was it?

To me kis*sing is actually no much of a big deal ( it is the possibilities of what that follow interested me……….pokeing ). The novelties of kis*sing shake off very quickly ( which is different from pokeing…….it never fail to sexited me ) for me. However it does not meant I don’t like kis*sing.

When was it?

It happen to me a long long time ago when I am already in my twenties. Of cause nowadays some guys are much more lucky then me as they get to do it when they are still schooling ( me being a ‘goody’ guy miss several opportunities when still schooling. Dam I should take up the chances then ) as this is an ‘open’ era with free flow of information through the net of cause.

Where was it?

In my first car on a lonely stretch of road! Me & this lady is on rocky & shaky relationship & I suppose kis*sing at that moment of time just seem to be the right thing to do.

With whom?

With gf lah ( surely u don’t expect me to kis*s a guy do u? )! But it will be most interesting if u can share experience if u do kis*s ur own kind accidently or purposely !

So to all my dear readers do u still remember ur first kis*s?

27 comments:

lovegoddess said...

well..this is a refreshing post ;) more subtle and sweeter i guess :)

can't say much about myself only that i'm quite a late bloomer..nyek..nyek..nyek..

hey horny, sorry to hear that your first kiss was hit back with a bit of bad breath from the lady !

but anyone who wants to attempt a first kiss with him/her at least be prepared la ! floss, gargle with mouth wash etc.. cuz bad breath is a major turn-off !! yuck!

first impression lasts forever !

MrJojoSoon said...

Haha..cute..very cute..my first kiss was not that bad..it was done facing the ocean at night. I remmeber i can only hear the waves crashing against the rocks and us.haha

Eileen said...

My first kiss was stolen!!!!!!!!!!

L'abeille said...

Well, this reminds me of my first kiss at 7.

Well, not the romantic type la.. my classmate kissed me on my cheek and he earn himself 10cents...SEPULUH SEN. Why?

Because he was challenged by the rest of the classmates to do so!

I cried like mad thinking that "Dang, I'll AM pregnant and how am I going to tell MOMMY?*

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi lovegoddess! Yallo! So nowaday I still have the impression pretty ladies maybe got bad breath! He! He!

Hi Mrjojo!Wellcum! I am sure u also forget all the mosquitoes bite!!

Hi Princess! Who stole it?

Hi I'abeille! Wah so cheap arr?? Me can or not? I offere to pay u RM1=00 if u let me kis*s u??

Anonymous said...

Aiiihhh....

Mine was kinda silly..
Coz i had braces on...n keep thinking that i will hurt the other party...my bf that is..

* winks *

So, it was kinda weird~~!!
Hahaha....

Anonymous said...

it ain't gonna be so romantic if it ends up like this :

http://www.wayneliew.com/be-careful-when-you-are-passionate/

hehee.. i just happened to read his blog, then urs.. then see de connection.. wuahahaa..

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi Jessie! So how u ki*s??

Hi Cbenc12! Wellcum! Wah! Lucky mine not that bad! Just insexperiance! Now I think I am 'pro' in this! He! He!

Belle said...

sad....
THAT SIBET FORCED THE KISS ON ME Ok! i can still feel the cow tongue that decided to lies dead in my mouth..
sad.....so depressed now
that guy not even handsome!

Horny Ang Moh said...

Ha!Ha! Belle! True or not? Ur first kis*s is being lose to an ugly guy!

Winn said...

y ppl's first kiss receipient always will end up being an 'ex'?? haha

Eileen said...

I think I was only 6 or 7..... My childhood fren... Sobbbbbbbbbbbbb

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi Winn! Wellcum! Well most of the time. First kis*s is taken by ex. So how about urs?

Anonymous said...

Hahaha..

It was okay..keep knocking into each other heads...
Hahaha.....

N jz felt funny coz i shut my mouth tight!! :p
Braces gurl~~!

erinalaw said...

Come claim your award at my blog

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi Jessie! With ur mouth shut how to kis*s like that???!!!

Hi Erina! Tq so much for ur award!

L'abeille said...

RM1 per kiss was when I'm at SEVEN!

Now ar...ahem....you think still so cheap meh? ;)

tanalan2 said...

Hmm....once upon a time leow. Hmm all I remember was that I was literally in heaven with my brother giving a standing ovation !!! wakakaka

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi L'abeille! Oh at 7 only arr?? Ok ok I revise my kis*sing price.....I think better not! Ur bf will 'parang' me!!!

Hi Alan! Wah u do kis*sing & ur 'bro' stand at full attention kah???Ha! Ha!

Anonymous said...

Hahaha....

I was young then mah..... :p
N first timer~~~

It felt geli la....

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi Jessie! Feel geli meh? Maybe ur bf don't know how to kis*s u! He! He!

Winn said...

same la. taken by ex!!! @%$#&Y urghhhhhhh i wanna take it back!!!

Horny Ang Moh said...

Poor Winn! How to take it back?? But at least u gain sexperiance! He! He!

Purple~MushRooM said...

First time i kissed a guy, I have the very kan-cheong feeling. I can still remember. It was french kiss. Hehe.

Horny.. you can start writing a book la. I can forsee many first time topic coming. Guess the most interesting shld be first time sex?

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi purple! Woah! first kis*s is a french wan! No wander so sexited! First poke sexperiance post got lah! Just that at this moment of time not yet write! How to publish internet book?? Can tech me or not??? Tq tq!

Anonymous said...

mine was sour! i was 12 den,with my first love. it was raining n we were soakin wet, on the backseat of the car,i was resting my head on his shoulder when suddenly he kissed me.i was shock,dono wat to do.all i tasted was twisties green pack flavour cos he ate tat before kissing me! eww. it was lame!

Horny Ang Moh said...

Hi Mc! Wellcum! Ha! Ha! He steal a kis*s from u! So I am sure after that u let him have a proper kis*s! He! He!