Only One Night......First World Hotel

So after staying for only night, I am on my way to Batu Pahat to attend a wedding feast. This is the real reason why I am in W'sia! Paying Lim Pek ( Genting ) a visit is just a side trip. Luckly only one night, another night I think I have to change hotel as I can't 'perform' in the small toilet & I can't really give myself a throught clean up in the small bathroom. U know I can't really reach all the crook & cranny of my big body without opening the bathroom door. And of couse I lost the privacy as I have to unpant outside the toilet & bathroom.So I went to Batu Pahat on this!

A double decker bus. Well actually not a full double decker as the lower deck is very low ( I can't even stand up & I am real shorty ) so can put baggage only. But it did have a set of fixed benchs & table ( which enable u to play card & so on ).

This is the interior of the bus. The seating arrangement is 2 & 1 per row. So the seat is wide & comfy.Not bad I say. It also got 3 LCD TV. Not much use to me as its show the movie 'Shooter' which I saw already. The bus took my group to Yong Peng where my relative will pick my group & then on to Batu Pahat. The Bus took about 5 hrs to reach Yong Peng!

This is the view I saw going down Genting! Twisty road & twisty view. Looking at this sort of twisty view give me twisty thought & drifting cum to my mind ( anyone actually do drifting here? ).

Here is another view of the twisty road on the decend down Genting. I think this is the new road as going up Genting or cumming down Genting is now a oneway affair. I really don't dare to think what will happen if one of those supporting pillar is to give ways.

Oh I almost forget the bus trip to Yong Peng is unevenfull apart the very few pee-stop. In fact only one pee-stop ( so by the time I arrive at Yong Peng, the first thing I ask at Yong Pengner is 'where is the loo!' )! As the bus is not full I got to seat where I like. So I choose at the emergency exit. Why? Because the space is big & I got to hang my leg up. So I go to Yong Peng from Genting hanging up my leg on the bus window in full view of all the pass-by! Oh I am wearing slipper only. So it is my bare feet in full view ( pity I forgot to ask GF to took pic of my hanging feet ). He! He! Can u imageing the image?

Genting.....First World Hotel

What do u expect? Poor guy like me will of couse look for the cheapest type of hotel available! Here is a view of First World Hotel.

Anyway the hotel room is 'sponsored'. So I do'nt know how much. Here is a view of its huge lobby outside ( I didn't take the pic of the actual lobby as it is rather ordinary ). It is 'People mountain, people sea' ( direct translation from manderin ) its meant it is full of people! I can see all sort of people checking in/out and even more people sitting on the lobby chairs. In fact all the chair is occupated. So I have to stand & look around. I notice quite a number of people sleeping on the chairs & even one young couple hugging each other sleeping, & even more sleepy head!I don't think they are in this state due to 'hor ny' activities. ( Even with heavy 'hor ny' activities I don't think people will behave like those sleepy/sleeping people found in First World's lobby ).

This is how my hotel room look like ( sorry it look so messy, I should have took the pic first & not the after I sleep in it, as I almost forget about takeing pics for this entries ).

I have have the following complain! No air-con! Ok ok I know the air is cooling. But I sort of get use to having hotel room with air-con! My first complain is this:-

Small toilet! So small wan. This is the smallest toilet I have see so far. It is located just as u entry the room, the usual hotel room lay-out.I think about 2.5 feets wide only! Aiyoh big size fellow like me how to 'use' it? In the end I unpanted myself outside the toilet & leave my pant & undy outside the toilet. I can't do it in the toilet as the space so small & the sliding toilet door is made of glass ( I am afraid I might break the glass sliding door if I unpanted inside )! While I am doing my 'business' in the toilet I have to warn other occupant in the room not to cum out of the room as I can't close the toilet door. It is a tight squeeze inside if the door is close ( if the door is closed I have to 'closed' my legs & so forget about doing 'business' in the toilet ).Luckly for me I am alone ,most of the time. The other complain is the small bathroom!It is about 3 feets wide. So small for me. How to take cloths & bath inside? So what I did to the toilet I did to the bath except this time I did close the bathroon's glass door while taking bath.
Here are the two view I see from the hotel windows. The view not bad. Lucky I didn't take the middle room which have the view of blank wall. From what I understand this room is rather 'cheap' & beside most people don't spend a lot of time in the room as they are busy with other 'activities' outside. So for nomal size people I suppose the room & hotel rate it is OK.

Genting here I cum...........!!!!

Before making my way to Batu Pahat to attend a wedding, I made my first stop at Genting. I first arrive at LCCT using AirAia. As this is the first time I use AirAsia ( nomally I use MAS on co expense ) I will just give a quick review. Apart from the AirAsia ladies ( who all have nice butt* ) the seating arrangement is different from MAS, there are no class!In MAS there are first class ( fare cost almost 2 times! ) and nomal class where poor guy like me usually sit. In fact it is free seating. So whoever is the biggest/fastest get to seat in front and more importantly get the overhead compartment space to put his/her bags. To save on excess baggage charges I can see almost every AirAsia passagers hand carried including ur truly. And I can see all sorts/sizes of bags including a few big biskuits tin! Apart from this, passagers are also allow to put small handbags/rusacks on the floor besides the passangers. This is no allow on MAS flight. For slow passangers, sorry, their bags maybe be further down from where they sit as their overhead compartment space may be already taken up.

Now there is another advantage for the fellow who manage to sit in front. Apart from the bigger space those who sit on the left front seat get to have a very good view! And I am not talking about the view outside ( ok u do have a small window but so does every seat )! Faceing the front left seat are two small collasible seat. This are the seats where two AirAsia ladies seat when the plane take off or land. Now the two small collasible seat is lower then the standard seat, so with AirAsia ladies wearing tight & short uniform ( above knee level ) seating down & faceing u..........u can imaging the image. Unfortunately ur truly only manage to seat on the second row but I can still peek through between the front seats ( I suppose I am lucky to seat on the second row as GF is traveling with me. I don't want to arrive at KL with two elongated ears! Yes if I seat at the front seat it will be very very hard for me not to stare at those pairs of sexy* legs & nice butt* ). This is different in MAS. MAS ladies seat behind closed door. So I suppose this made traveling on AirAsia worthwhile apart from the low fare. But u got to be quick & patient as almost every AirAsia flight got delayed.

Do remember to have a full stomach before going onboard AirAsia as food is sold on board but not FOC ( unlike MAS )and it is expensive. Having a small bottle of water is allowed. Almost reaching LCCT the AirAsia ladies also start selling Bus tickets to KL sentre ( SkyBus ). As this is my first time using AirAsia & to LCCT I just bought the ticket RM9 per person as I can then took a bus to genting at KL sentre using genting bus at RM8.30 per person.

When I arriced at LCCT terminal I find 3 bus counter inside! Amount them SkyVan Rm38 direct to genting. Now if I have know earlier I will have use this SkyVan as I save on time, husher & brusher. The bus trip to KL sentre is unevenfull apart from the fact that u will have a hard time trying to find ur luggage underneat the bus compartment as a lot of other bus passangers's luggarge will be on tops of yours! And do try to mark urs luggage! U have no idea how many people use Polo luggage ( lucky for me I use a red cheap looking bag ). And another thing the bus travel at 120kph almost all the way from LCCT to KL sentre! ( It is no wander that KL accident always result in road-kill ).As luck will have it, when I arrived at KL sentre the genting bus is full & already left & the next bus is 3 hrs away! No choice but to take a taxi RM70. So I end up spending more! So to those who are in a hurry to get to genting use the SkyVan.

The taxi trip up to genting is unevenfull apart from a talkative driver. Oh yes the taxi is a lousy one. The air-con is not cool & while going up genting the air-con have to be switch off as taxi no power with air-con on!! Luckly it is a bit cool outside & I got to smoke my ciggy!

East & West

There are some differents between the east & west in the context of wedding ( of couse there are other differents but I can't put it down here ) as I have a chance to attend a wedding for the same couple in the east & the west.

This is the first different..............the wedding car!This is the car use in the east. Yes ur truly becum driver for the day. In the east wedding cars are nomally their own car or borrow from friends or relative ( as in this case ). Thus all sort of car end up as wedding cars including pick-up!

This is the car use in the west! A merc ! From my westen friend it is nomal for merc,bmw or any up-market car to be use as wedding car. If can borrow better, if not then rent ( renting is not available in most part of the east, beside the people here don't like renting also ).

The other different is the number of wedding tables. In the east unless u r a vip or very very rich & have lots of relative & friends weddings tables seldom excess 25 tables. Nomally around 20 tables. But according to my westen friends more then 50 tables & up to 100 tables is nomal!!

So I conclude that getting married in the west is a very expensive affair!But the while in the west I notice a lots of beautifull ladies around ( of couse I look around discreetly, I don't want my ear to be pull by GF ) but according to my westen friend most of such ladies only look at money so no hope for me, is this true? ( Ok! ok! I know I have a steady 'GF' but it never hurt to have wishfull thinking ).

Reaction to Red Bomb!!!

This is the reaction to the last of the red bomb I received last months.

This cost me Rm1,600-00!! Made of 99.999 pure gold. Lucky I am not the main sponsor but I do the buying. And because all this red bomb I end up with a red meat roll and this made me go off-line for the last few days as I have to go on travel.

This wedding is between the east & the west. Or rather I should say the west 'poke' the east ( this is also the truth for the other type of 'pokeing' which is politically sensitive ). Thus I can made some comparison.

The wedding in the east take place in Sibu ( pai kia land ) in a restaurant behind Kawan Hotel while that of the west take place in the biggest resturant in Batu Pahat in Johore ( now u know why I end up stuck here ). Here is some pic taken in the wedding hall in Batu Pahat. I didn't take any wedding hall picture, appart from food in Sibu as it is 'ordinary'.

This hall is big! Can accomodate more then 100 table! And this restaurant have two such hall.

I never get to taste the cake! Just for show only?
I get to drink the champage as I have to go on stage to toast ( I represent some VIP ).

Sorry for the fuzzy pic for the food taken in Batu Pahat as I cannot take pic as I sit here on the VIP table ( I really regard sitting here as I can't take food pic, I have to waite for the men of the house to take first bite,the food is already pre-divided ie two to four pieces per person, I can't get to look at all the Batu Pahat pretty ladies & I have to eat slowly & properly so that the food don't end up on someone head ).

Ok here go the food pic. The bottom is the wedding food in the east ( Sibu ) while the top is from the west ( Batu Pahat ).

This the first dish. 'Cold dish' I think. Both side taste so so only.

This is dish 2. It is lobster meat in honeydrew bowl I think. The lobster taste super ( I am wet in the mouth but I only get to eat two pieces & it is inproper for me to eat next table potion wan ). The Sibu side is shark fins. Inside I did find shark fins.

This is dish no 3. Batu Pahat side is shark fins. I didn't find any shark fins but a lot of crap meat. For shark fins both side taste so so only. Sibu side is steam proffer. Taste OK but the meat is a bit on the 'hard' side as oversteamed.

This is dish no 4. Batu Pahat have roasted duck. The duck skin is so crispy. Taste very good. Sibu side have roasted duck & lemon chicken. Taste so so only as the duck is not crispy & the lemon chicken is too sour.

This is dish no 5. Batu Pahat offer steam proffer. Done just nice, fish is flesh & the meat is not oversteamed. Sibu offer mixed vege with abalone. Taste ok.

Dish no 6 is... Batu Pahat offer mixed vege in abalone & mushroom with meat. Taste so so. Sibu side offer assorted prawn in yam bowl. The prawn is nicelly done. Two type of prawn, one is stired fry while the other is deep fry coated with cheastnut.This dish taste yummy.

Dish no 7. Batu Pahat offer curry lamb together with bun.Curry pic on the top, bun pic in the middle. This dish really save my hungry stomach ( image only 2 to 4 pieces of food from each dishes ) luckly the fellow sitting next to me say she can't eat curry. I am more then happy to eat her potion! Yes. the curry taste nice & so is the bun ( I have 4 bun & two bowls of curry ).Sibu side offer meat wrap in flour sheet & yam cake. This dish taste yummy.

Dish no 8 is the last wan. Batu Pahat offer some sort of soup with chinese date, white mushroom & somethings else. Taste herby. No picture is taken ( as mention I ask a lady to take the food pic, she forgot the last dish & she got unsteady hand ). Sibu side offer fruits on ice. Taste so so only.

So it seem that the food serve is similar apart from the arrangement in the arrival of the dishes.There are one exception, that is curry as wedding dish.I suppose it is normal in the west but never in the east. The other is pork leg. It use to be the compousory dish but lately some wedding left out this dish. The other different is pork is not serve in west wedding feast where as in the east u can find pork in almost every dishs.

Given the choice I prefer wedding food in the east as the potion is more, even though the food arrangement is so so only ( to me good food taste good no matter how it is arranged ).

Aiyoh..........

I got this tag from storm in a teacup

A.5 things in your bag.

This I think applicable to ladies wan. Guy in most case where got carried bag wan. Ok ok I know most guy working in KL or big cities carried bag. Me on the other hand work in a small village wan. So nomally I only carried myself. So how about 5 things on me.

1. One lighter
2. One box of ciggy
3. One wallet ( sometime full of RM1, so that it look fat )
4. One comb ( to tidy up the 'bush' on my 'hor ny' head )
5. One pair of spec ( I am blind without my spec, so ladies it is perfectly safe to change your cloths in front of me when I am not wearing spec. Actually this did happen but I have no idea wheather that is a guy or a ladies I only have a blurr pic of something black on top & somethings black in the middle )

B.5 things in your room.

Actually what room r u refering to?? Bedroom, livingroom, bathroom, pangsai-room etc?? I suppose I just use bedroom ( as it is the happening room for me )

1.A few boxes of 'safety bag' ie condom* with different type & colour.
2.One big king size bed ( so that many different type of 'activities can be carried out )
3.Two towels ( for further information on their use, please poke in two towel )
4.One a air-con ( sexerise is a very hot & sweaty job so need it to cool down )
5.A few pillow ( to be use nomally plus some other use )

C.5 things you've always wanted to do.

1.To have some 'pokeing' activities when outstation ( untill now none as afraid I get raped* instead )
2.To go speeding at high speed ( untill now only 140kph as that is the max speed my car can go )
3.To have 2 or more GF living together ( not possible as no ladies like to share her men )
4.To travel oversea & visit some 'Ang Moh' land ( not possible as too poor & also no passport )
5.To be rich & famous ( not possible now as 'Hor ny Ang Moh' post too many sensitives entries )

D.5 things you're currently into.

'Currently into' meant what? Someting I am doing now?

1.I am pokeing entries into this post using my middle fingers ( very painfull now as this is how I type )
2.Thinking very very 'hard' using my 'hor ny' head ( my nomal head not the one down there ) what to 'poke' into this entry.
3.'Pokeing' every night as I consider it my daily sexerise ( oh yes the 'pokeing' season is on )
4.Playing PC game
5.Resting after doing all the above!

E.5 people you want to tag.

This wan very hard for me. If I tag five reader the other few hundred readers ( I do hope I have this amount of readers ) will feel that I don't regard them as friends. So to be fair to all my readers it is free tagging!! If u feel like doing this tag do drop some coments OK.

Phew!!! Done finally ( my middle finger is very painfull now ). Have a nice day my reader.

I Am Stuck........

I am stuck for 7 hrs, 7 long hrs in this godforsacken place( actually I have being stuck before but of the 'hor ny' type for 10 minites ).

While stuck there, I have no choice but to stare at this!

Actually my fright is delay for 5 hrs. Yes, it is the in famous Air Asia. @#4443278!!!fcuk Air Asia!! ' Now Everybody Can Fly' should be change to 'Now Everybody Can Fly & WAITE'!! It wouldn't be so bad if I got to watch 'nice' ladies passager, but apparantly Johore airport is only porpurlated but 'aunty' type of ladies. So no choice but to stare at my baggage & guard it ( it is because it is very unsafe in Johore ). The only good view I saw is some MAS ladies & Air Asia ladies.

Now some interesting things I notice on Air Asia ladies ( I have observe 10 Air Asia ladies ), they all have near perfect behind!! I got to observe 6 of them real close on board the plane. I really wander did Tony put this down as one of the requirement? And out of this 10 ladies I can only see one VPL ( visible panty* line, oh yes I do notice this sort of thing when looking at ladies among other 'things' ) the rest no VPL, so I conclude that either they wear g*string ( very unlikely as it is very uncomfortable ) or nothing underneat ( very unlikely also but possible ) or some utra thin undies* ( I am very pissed* haveing to waite for so long, so to made my waite more 'interesting' I made the above observestion, but as mention only 'aunty' to see ).

One more things the Air Asia Ladies smell nice ( on morning flight ) & no smell ( on night flight ie delay wan ) or rather some sweaty smell. Couldn't blame this ladies, afterall they really have to work their ass* off ( is it because of this they have nice round behind? ).

Feeling Lucky????

Do u have this feeling? U feel like buying or betting on some lucky number etc? Me I don't know about this feeling ( the most femilar feeling for me is 'hor ny' wan ) but someone pass me an email to check out this site .After going through this site I think I better share what I know with my dear reader. If u haven't poke into the site let me introduce it as I have poke into it several time.

It is a bidding sites where u can get prices or money ( both types I am interested in so long as it is free ) by placeing ur bid. Now nomarlly the highest bid win, but this site offer prices/money to the lowerest bidder!!

Eg If 'hor ny ang moh service' is up for bid & the lowest bid won, 10ladies offer 1 banana for hor ny services, 5ladies offer 2banana for hor ny services but only 1 old lady offer 5banana for hor ny services. It meant the old lady win the bid eventhought she offer the most banana. That the the lowest bid with the lowest bidder win!

The reward is most attractive and the range is huge. Free Gifts,Sweepstake,Cash prize are gifts which I am sure u can find most attractive.

So to my dear reader are u interested? If so just poke into register & start bidding & pray that ur bid is the lowest wan.

S.H.I.T.

As section head I received the following email:-

Memo to All Employees:

In order to ensure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of Special High Intensive Training (S.H.I.T) .

We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T will be placed in Direct Employee Evaluation Programe Special High Intensive Training(D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T) programe .

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to Employee Attitude Training Special High Intensive Training (E.A.T.S.H.I.T) programe.

Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T , you may be interested in a job training others.

We can add your name to our Basic Up-grade Level Leader Special High Intensive Training (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T) programe.

For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of Managerial Operational Research Educational Special High Intensive Training ( M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T) programe. This course emphasizes on how to manage M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T.

If you have further questions, please direct them to our Head Of Training, Special High Intensive Training (H.O.T.S.H.I.T) .

Thank you.

Boss In General, Special High Intensive Training
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T)


Action to be taken!

Now send this S.H.I.T to people who need S.H.I.T in their lives, just not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T . I have already had my fill of S.H.I.T.

Thank you for your time & action!

Sincerely

The Director Under the Main Bureau of Super High Intensive Training.
(The D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T).

7-Hor ny facts

This tag is done at the requst of Casey & Peanut ( www.caseyandpeanut.blogspot.com/ ). Today very revealing hor! Ok here go, the following are my seven hor ny facts:-

1.My nick is 'hor ny ang moh' which meant in hokkien 'hor ny red hair'. 'Ang moh'or 'red hair normally refer to caucasian or simply people with red hair. In my case, the later is true. I use to have 'ang moh' but that is a long time ago, nowaday I got ' o moh'. I use the nick 'hor ny ang moh' b'cos I pretent to be a 'hor ny ang moh' to pull the sex*y leg of Baby J. Thus 'hor ny ang moh' cum into being.

2.It should be know that I am as 'technologically advance' as an orang utan! I know nuts about internet ( in fact I am first attracted to internet as I am being shown a lot of 'nice' picture by my friend ). Setting up this sites is done with the help of baby g ( thus got her name at the link, until now I still have no idea how she put her name there ) which I regard as my first internet 'sifu' ( please don't ask me how is she as I also don't know her in real life ). Beside her I have also seek help from a lot of my reader like Boss Lepton, Boss Timothey, Ah pek & so on ( please forgive me if I left out ur name but I really appreciated all ur help ).

3.I love to play PC games, expecially the stratergy type where I spend a lot of my spare time thinking how to out-wit the computer ( this sort of game will usually last for hours for me as I am not a clever fellow ).

4.There is no such word as 'diet' in my vocabury! As such when its cum to eating or food, all can do & will do. But I am particularly fond of pork leg.

5.There is also no such word as 'exercise' in my vocabury! It has being replace by 'sexercise'. And so this is the only form of exercise or rather sexerise that I do ( I do believed this is the best form of exercise but it is not applicable to everyone & 'DIY' www.hornyangmoh.blogspot.com/2007/04/diydo-it-yourself-ways-to-diy-yourself.html is useless also ).

6.I also know nuts about 'ball'! I meant any playing 'ball' which is 'ball' games. For example football, basketball, balling or any games involving round things. As such, I am not pasionate about this game ( I know it is rare for guy not to be interested in football ).

7.Finally the last fact!( I am running out of idea what to writes apart from revealing my real self )! I am lowly 'educated'. So to my dear reader please bear with me my poor english & if I leave bad or poor comment at ur sites ( as some of ur entries is too deep for me ) please forgive me OK.

So that is all the seven 'hor ny' fact. So my dear reader happy?

Blogivitis Syndrome: Virus detected!

This is a new type of virus spread by clare( www.clareng.com/ ) .It is only applicable to blog owner as it will infect blog only or those with web sites. Why she want to spread the virus to me?? I suppost she regard me as a friend in blogsphere, in fact I feel very honoured as I saw my 'Hor ny' name on her sites. And as friend u r suppost to spread good things but sometime u also end up spreading bad things as well to ur friend.

Actually I have already contact the virus as I show the following sign:-

1.I am always thinking in my hor ny mind of what to post in my blog, something usefull ( but I think not popular ), somethings 'hor ny' ( this wan very popular, but very risky if gf find out or ID revealed ), somethings 'hor ny & usefull' ( difficult to have this entries but once in a hor ny moon got this entries )

2.Constantly check on my blog's comment ( if got comment, any comment then very happy as it show what I write got people read ) & sites counter ( at least I know my sites got 'poked' by visitors )

3.I check on my sites even afterwork or before I go to bed or on leave using my private 56K ( I cur*se to sky high when I have to waite for an hour for my sites to load & lost all my 'cum' when the 56k line got jamed ) line before I got this virus I hardly use the internet apart from looking at 'nice' picture once in a while.

4.I got all sexieted when informed by nuffnang that I got incuming ads ( but lost all my 'cum' when I saw the earning ).

5.Because I got this virus I have to take pic, so on most occassion I will bring a camera along but until now I haven't got the $$$ to buy myself a cameraphone ( this will enable me to take all sort of pic ).

6.This only applicable to me ( I think ). I got a thilling feeling whenever I blog ( especially on 'educational' post ) as I am faceless ( only orang utan face ) & untill now none of my reader is my real life friends or relatives ( this proof that 'hor ny ang moh' is the most 'technologically advance' in the gang ) or from my area/town.

Well, if my reader have some or all the above signs it meant u also have the virus.

Please pardon ( most appreciated if my reader can teach me ) me as this is my first 'tag', any 'rules' broken or not complied with is done ignorantly.

Something Wrong With GF

Something is wrong with her.Normally one 'poke' & one 'twist' will start her & she will be willing for me to do however I like with her. Well she still start with one 'poke' & one 'twist'. However after doing her for half an hour or when she really get heated up, I shut her down! That is when she shown her problem! If I start her that is one 'poke' & one 'twist', nothing! Nothing happen except she just made a clicking noise! She only show this problem when she is all heated up, no such problem once she cooled down. Oh I am sorry, I am refering to this gf ( not my regular gf where I do a lot of 'pokeing' & have sexerise ) which I also do 'pokeing' ( into the keyhole with key of couse ) & driving.

What cause the problem? The battery? No! This is the first thing I check ( 90% of the time, starting problem is cause by weak battery ). So how about electrical system? Possible, as once she cooled down ( about 1 hour time, in the meant time while waitting for her to cool down I will be smokeing a few sticks of ciggy drooling at any sex*y ladies passing by ) she can be started up. No that is no the problem ( thank goodness ) as my friend who is also a mechanic can't even jump started the Pajero ( as in stealing the Pajero ). So cumfirm the problem is with the starter! This is how the Pajero starter look like.

Look rather simple & solid( notice the smaller cylinder, that is the relay switch, attached to the big cylinder which is the actual starter, more on this later ). The problem is takeing out the starter which is located deep down in the engine compartment. The second battery have to be taken out including the gear box's dip stick & the fuel filter plus the turbo inter-cooler ( partially dismended ) just to remove two screw which attached the starter to the engine block. And then the starter can only be remove from underneat the Pajero ( luckly the guy who is removeing the starter is a small guy, he spend almost 3 hour underneat my Pajero removing just two srews as the space is very tight ).

The problem with any starter is nomally the wore-out carbon contact.So I have this changed. With new carbon I hope this will solve the problem.

Wah lah!!One poke & one twist she is ever ready for me! So happy, so off I went driving. But my happyness is short-lived. Just to test that she is really well I stopped her & started her against with her all heated up. Nothing!! Nothing at all just a 'clicking' sound!! (My mechanic friend is now scraching his head like no tomorrow wandering what the fcuk is wrong with the starter! ) Once she is cool no such problem! Anyway the process of takeing out the starter began against ( the poor small mechanic spend another 3 hour underneat my Pajero ).

This is the souce of all this strange paj starting problem. It is a sort of relay switch which also activate the starter motor. It is attached to the started as show in the second picture. Apparently when hot this thing don't function thus the starter don't start & just made a clicking noise. Changing this switch solve the problem.

So to my dear reader I hope that if ur car give the above problem it might just be the starter relay giving u problem.

She Finally Cum!!......... But!!!!!

Warning! This is a hor ny post! Finished whatever u r eating or have ur food before reading this post!

She finally 'cum' I meant her monthly 'aunty'. But the timing is..........!!!From the previous post, u will have know that her 'aunty' is late, very late this month by more then 2 weeks which got me very very worry. So as to encourage her 'aunty' to cum I have to do intensive 'pokeing' ( my nomal method ). So as usual after the 'pokeing', around 10.15pm we both went off to sleep. She sleep with a smile on her face, satisfied. Me, sleep like a tired men!

Around 3.15am she woke me up ( I know the time as I look at the alarm clock thinking its time to go to work ) by stocking my 'bro' ( yes it is easy to wake up a sleeping 'bro' by stocking it with ur soft hand althought suc*king it wake it even faster ). Actually my 'bro' woke up before I did. It is already standing at full attention!

' Hor ny let go for another round ' she whisper to me.

Before I could respond she is on top of me helping herself to my 'bro'. After squating on it several time she wishper ' I want u to love me, u r so strong! ' ( of couse she wan me to do all the hard work )

I just made a grunting sound & roll her over & started my strong 'pokeing'. With each 'poke' I thought to myself 'cum 'aunty' cum'! After several minites of strong 'pokeing' I could feel that she is 'cumming' & sure enought she did 'cum' & she moan with satisfication.

I want to pull out but she whisper ' U r still so hard & strong, give me some more!' ( actually with all this intensive 'pokeing' I am rather 'dry*' myself so most of the time I didn't 'cum' so of couse 'bro' is still hard so I have no problem giving to her demand ).

' Horney u r so wet*, let me wripe it dry ' I whisper to her ear ( I usually have two towel ready on hand, one to dry her's & one to dry my sweat, as it is hard work doing all this 'pokeing' )

' For u I am always wet* & ready ' she whisper back.

So back to round two.

' Horney u r really very very wet* tonight! ' I whisper to her.

' Ohhhh! faster faster ' she say softy. I could feel some difference in the pokeing. Its feel sort of sticky, smell fishy & salty.

' I must stop & see ' I say to her.

' No, I am almost there! Ahhhhhhhhh u r good ' she moan back.

' Some more? U r still hard ' she whisper. ( of couse I am still hard, I haven't cum yet! )

' I got to dry* u, u r so wet* ' I whisper.

So with relutance she allow me to pull out my still hard 'bro'. Anyway I went over to swith on the light to have a look as all this 'pokeing' is done in darkness. I am sure she look very very nice in this hightly 'stimulated' state!

Wau laueh!!!! Her 'aunty' cum while I am doing all the pokeing!!! No wander the 'pokeing' feel different this time!!! She is all bloody* in that area ( due to my strong 'pokeing' ), the bed is bloody* & so is the towels & so is the floor when I went to switch on the light from my bloody* 'bro' dripping blood.

The sight of my bloody* 'bro' stright away sent my 'bro' home to kingdom cum!

How does it look like......... Well how about dipping a hot dog, no not a hot dog ( my 'bro' is much bigger the a hot dog ), arr a meat roll ( the type u can buy in any sunday market, u slice it up to made dishes ) will do. Well u dip the meat roll in tomatoes sauce ( cilli sauce will not do as bright red in colour whereas tomatoes sauce is dark red ) then u hold it up & watch the sticky tomatoes sauce dripping down from the meat roll. That is how my bloody* 'bro' look like! ( Yes I know it is disgusting but I did put the warning )

My lover have the cheek to smile at me & say ' Hor ny ! No more worry! '

Anyway both of us have to have a bath & we end up sleeping on the floor as the bed look like someone has being kill on it. Bloody* bed!!

What happen to me?!!! First I blog about 'red bomb', red wedding then 'red packet' & now I end up with a red 'bro'!! I suppost there got my chance of winning any 4-d, 6-d, or whatever! Or it is? Perhap with all this red colour I might be lucky! So my dear reader do wish me lot of luck ok.

Oh please purposely spell wrongly word like Se*x, wet*, dry*,bloody* etc so that I can acess the coment via office computer which is a very 'holy' computer. No 4-d word or else my sites will be baned by office computer. Tq for ur co-operation.

Have a nice day ( as I certainly need it ) & do feel free to coment. Tq tq.

She didn't Cum this month!!!

I am soooooooo worry! Because she is already 1 week overdue!!! By right, she should have cum by now! OK sorry I should be a bit clear on what I am writting about. What I meant is she should be having her 'peri*od', but that didn't cum. She should be using white packet & throwing away red 'ang pow', but instead it is me giving red 'ang pow'!!!

If she really didn't cum what do I have to do??? Man I am really worry! OK this is actually not the first time she didn't cum on time. Nomally when she is late by a few days, she will ask for my help. In most case, intense 'pokeing' solve the problem. By intense 'pokeing' I meant the session is more intense or rather 'violent' pokeing ( she seem to enjoy this more but it is most tirying for me ). Usually more session per day/night like 2 or 3 session. Per session last maybe 20 to 40 minites. If 3 session the last wan is usually the longest as I have no more 'bullet' left so have to 'fake' it. However this method don't work this time.

Ok some of my reader sure will say serve me right ( am I right? )!! I should have use the 'safety bag'. But please do understand that some ladies don't like the feeling of a rubber rod pokeing inside them. They perfer the feeling of a hot living rod pokeing inside them. And please don't tell me about 'releasing outside', that don't usually work.

Oh I am sooooooooo worry. Got to sign off for now for more pokeing session ( my GF is asking me what am I doing pokeing away at the keyboard whereby I should be pokeing her now ).

My reaction to 'Red Bomb'

This is one ofmy reaction to a few of the 'red bomb' (I forgot to take last few pic ). I am sooooooo poor this month!!!

The Wedding food.........

This is the first red bomb I let off, I meant I attended, a evening wedding feast,started at 7.30pm & ended at 9.40pm. I manage to take the food picture after the rest of the table occupant allow me. The reason I gave is to show back home how nice the food is. Of couse the real reason is to let my reader have a look at the food here which I believed is different from KL.

This is the first dish. It is call 'cold dish' ( I don't know why it is call cold dish even thought it contain a few warm food ). It consist of cold jelly fish ( taste rubbery, no good ), boil prawn in mayonise, BBQ pork slices, roasted 3 layer meat,meat ball,fish ball & some vege. Lucky this first dish is a big wan as I am very hungry, sorry the pic is burr.

The second dish is shark fins. Problem is I can't find any shark fins in it everthough I stirs it several time. I can only find mainly egg, carp strips & some meat strips.

Chicken warp in aluminium foil is No3. Taste so so to me. Since it is a small chicken it is finished in no time. But the funny things is I can't find any chicken head ( I suspect the chicken is used to made chicken soup for the shark fin soup ).

No 4 dish is mixed verge in yam cake bowl. This dish taste OK to me. Maybe because I have always like yam.

No 5 is a heavy dish. Pork leg!!! In fact the whole pork leg. It don't look very tasty to me untill I open it up. Surprise!! It is boneless ( the upper part ) & it is stuff with other food like nuts mushroom etc inside. It taste OK to me not fatty. In fact I have the 'toes' & part of the leg.

No 6 is the maditory prawn. Deep fry prawn with oat. Taste so so only as the prawn is not fresh & also this dish is cold already as the fry prawn is not chrispy.

No 7 is steam fish. In this case a white puffer ( how nice a wedding feast is nomally judge by how fresh the fish is ). This is most most tasty food I tasted in this feast. The fish is fresh & taste 'sweet' & no fishy taste.

No 8 is the maditory sea cucumber dish. But the problem is I can't find any sea cucumber inside only cow ligament. Of couse sea cucumber taste better then cow ligament which taste rubbery.

The last dish is of couse the fruits dish, which consist of water melon, pineapple,orange & jelly. The melon is sweet so is the jelly. The rest all sour wan. Lucky the last dish is no a box of ice-cream.

What I don't like happen to me on this wedding. I sit next to the toilet, my table occupant consist of 3 aunties, 3 men ( including myself ) & three childrens (luckly the children behave well so no food end up on me ). So I end up eating & having small talk, no nice view or marketing.

At The Wedding........

At the wedding, what do u do? I suppost the main activities is 'eat'!! Ok before that, are u going alone or together with friends?? My activities differ if I go alone or with friends.If I went with friends then, where I sit & what I do ( mainly chit-chating & looking around ) will be with this group of friends. But the main aim is to eat & hope to get my money worth back from the food that I eat ( I am sure u feel the same ). The following is what I do when going alone.

Where do I sit?? I am sure a lot of u feel the same. If I am alone then I will always go for the table nearest to the main door because:-

1.I am a smoker, I can always go for a puff in between food being serve.

2.So that I can see the bride walking in.Ok I don't give a damn about the bridegroom. Actually I am more interested to watch for any well dressed ( sex*y dressed ) ladies. It never hurt to have good food & nice views.

3.So that I can go off once I finished the last dishes or just a few mouthfull if the dishes is lousy.I like to go off early as I hate the jam, both humen or traffic jam when everybody go off at once.

Well if the table nearest or near the front door is taken up, then the next choice will be to look for a table with the most ladies. Why?? Because:-

1.It feel nice sitting next to a ladies. Actually I meant it should smell nice, both the food & the ladies sitting next to me.

2.So that I can have most of the food to myself. This is because most ladies do not eat much. They have to watch their weight.

3.It is nice to see how a ladies eat. U can judge a lady by the way she eat. Some lady eat very slowly & neatly where as some eat like a hog ( it is a big turn-off, try to image a ladies lic*king & suc*king her fingers clean if she use her fingers)

My third choice will be to look for a table with the most number of rich people. U know they are rich by the way they dress, expensive cloths & for ladies ( mostly aunties type ) full of jewellries & gold, for mens fingers full of rings. Why? Because:-

1.I am in the 'services industries'. To me I am marketing 24/7. This is a good opportunities for me to market my 'servies' & myself ( yah, most of u proberly just sitting there looking around digging ur nose). I will be talking my head off ( but sadly sometime I end up sitting next to an arrogant 'towkey' so have to shut myself up & dig my nose ) giving them my name card.

2.It is always better to be seem in good ( actually rich ) company.

However most of the time I didn't get to sit where I wanted to be. So most of the time I end up sitting with a table filled with a few kids, a few elders, a few aunties & uncles. This is bad because there are not good views, smells & I can't do any marketing. I also got to waite for the elders to take the food before I did ( actually I don't really mind this as got to show respect, but some elders really terrible & slow ). The kids made a mess & some foods end up flying on to me ( this did happen a few time when kids started fighting as it take ages for the food to cum ). This is still OK. The worse sitting experiance is when u have no choice but to sit next to a toilet door. This is terrible. The smell is bad so the food end up 'bad' also. But as a sort consolation I got to see who visit the toilet, & if I am lucky, might saw a few 'nicely' dress ladies but, most of the time it is aunties.

5 red bomb!!!!

I got 5 red bomb this last few days. To be let off at the begining of June two on 02-06-07 & one 06-06-07. Two more on 23-06-07 & 30-06-07. Oh red bomb refer to red wedding invitation card! Why so many people get married next month??? Very good meh?? And the date they get married easy to remember?? Why don't they get married on some easy to remember date?? For example 01-01, 11-01,02-02 or any public holiday. So I have no choice but to apply leave to attend to the function.

My Job.........The truth! Nothing but the truth!!

The Truth About My Job

The truth about being a service provider..............

1. I work very late ...
... Just like pro*stitutes/giga*lo.


2. They pay me to make the client happy...
... Just like a pro*stitute/giga*lo.


3. The client pays a lot of money, but mine employer keeps almost every sen...
... Just like a pro*stitute/giga*lo.


4. I am rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams...
... Just like a pro*stitute/giga*lo.


5. My friendships with friends fall apart and I end up hanging out with people in the same profession...
... Just like a pro*stitute/giga*lo.


6. When I have to meet the client I always have to be perfectly groomed...
... Just like a pro*stitute/giga*lo.


7. But when I go back home it seems like I am coming back from hell...
... Just like a pro*stitute/giga*lo.


8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from me...
... Just like a pro*stitute/giga*lo.


9. When people ask me about mine job, I have difficulties to explain it...
... Just like a pro*stitute/giga*lo.


10. Everyday when I wake up, I say: "I'm not going to spent the rest of my life doing this."
... Just like a pro*stitute/giga*lo.



Due to the sensitivities of my job I just can't reveal it. But I can assure u that my job is very very well respected in the sociaty. My job is also very well sought after by new graduated. But to meet target & sales performance I have to do all the above plus a lot of extra.



So to my dear reader happy gussing. The weekend is near so I wish u all a happy & relaxing weekend.

Toilet........

No!!I am not going to write about physical toilet. I am going to write what is ur impression & some juicy information at the end of this post.

A clean toilet in any home give a very good impression of the house owner. What is ur impression if that house is very expensive & impressive looking, but when u visit the toilet which is modern but it is dirty, smelly & even got unflushed stuff inside?? All the good impression is gone. I have even visit a toilet which is strew about with unwashed bra & undies of the house owner which is a lady. I lost all my good impression of that ladies defenitely no wify material. To me it show that the house owner is a messy person & couldn't borther to take care of personal hygiene. If that task couldn't be accomplished then other more important task in life is a failure.

I am a smoker. Increasly I can feel that I am being discreminate from all direction ( OK OK please spare me all the reasons why I shouldn't smoke & its effect on others. Lets not argue over that ) so much so that in order to enjoy my smoke, I have no choice but to smoke in the company's toilet. Now the company where I work in have 4 toilet, 3 seating type & one squating type. All this toilet are unisex ie both male & female can use. Being a cheapsake company there are no proper smokeing area so smoker have to smoke in the toilet. Out of the 4 toilet only one have ventilating fans ie the squating toilet. Of couse this is the most popular toilet as men can have a puff while ladies don't have to do half-squat to do their business. My smokeing time is between 10.30am to 11.00am & also between 11.45am to 12.15pm. In the afternoon it is between 2.30pm to 3.00pm & also 4.30pm to 5.00pm. This also happen to be the peeping time for most people so I have to waite for my turn to have a smoke in that squating toilet.( This is how I know some ladies don't wipe themself after peeing as this toilet have a faulty flush, so when I enter this toilet after the lady I don't see any toilet paper in the unflushed toilet bowl ). Those who can't waite have to use the next toilet by the side.

Now came the juicy part!!( No! No! I don't peep into the next toilet while I smoke OK. I am not that 'hor ny'). While smokeing I can more or less guss who is in the next toilet as the toilet is the type with open cilling type. For men I can heard the zip following by running tap sound & maybe a few relieve grunt. For ladies I can even smell their perfume & of couse heard them takeing off their undies to pee or unwarping sound when they apply the sanitary pad. Now the interesting part is the sound made by ladies peeing. Some of the ladies pee making a loud 'sheeeeeeeeeing' sound while other just made a lound 'phat'. Young unmarried lady made the 'sheeeeeing' sound. So I analyise that lady have a 'tight hole' while that of a 'phat' sound is mainly made by married ladies with 4 kids so I assume that the 'hole' is 'loose'. I could be be wrong as I can't ask the lady for a poke to test out my theory. So any doctor amoung my reader?? And please don't regard me as pervert as I couldn't help listening to lady peeing next door while I am puffing away in the toilet.

Peeing........

Peeing . This could be a 'hor ny' entry depend on ur view point. If u can analyse from a 'hor ny' direction then it b'cum 'hor ny'. Otherwise it is information as usual. Peeing something we must do everyday ( unless there is something wrong with ur tap ). How often & where depend on where we are & even on what we have in our stomach ( eg after eating a few big slice of water melon, sure have to pee ) & the job we do ( eg we do have more pee if we work in an air-coned enviroment ).

Guy can pee anywhere & everywhere & at anytime they please ( literally speaking of couse ). However since we now leave in a 'mordern sociaty' we just can't do as we please including peeing. Now how do a guy pee? Simple just take out the 'bro' & aim it at wherever he want to pee. Now, how well he aim depend on two thing. That is how high the pee pressure is & also the condition of the 'bro' or in this post I will refer to as the 'tap'. Now if the pee pressure is very high ( this is normally the case in the morning ) the pee will shoot out in a neat jet, provided that the guy pull back the protective skin covering the the 'bro' head. If he don't do that the pee will cum out like a garden hose ( set to spraying mode ) & of couse he will pee all over the place. No matter how carefull he aim, part of the pee will alway end outside the bowl unless he pee like a lady ( more about later ). Now if the guy have a 'nakel' 'bro', by right he should have a neat pee everytime, but sometime the 'tap' hole do get 'deform' & the pee cum out crooked so the pee is also messy but not like a garden hose of couse. Under low pressur this don't happen. But guy still have a messy pee!! Because of the low pressure guy sometime don't position the 'tap' over the toilet bowl hence the pee of couse end up on the floor ( with low pressure usually the 'bro' is soft & short ). Now all this is not applicable if the guy is having peeing contest ( I remember when I am young still schooling we regularely have a peeing contest, ie who can pee the highest or the furthest ).

Because of all this reasons, guy sometime end up haveing a messy pee ( so I do hope that my ladies reader will now understand why we guy sometime end peeing all over the place, & please don't scold us guy that the toilet bowl so big & ur 'bro' so 'small' how cum still pee over the bowl & on the floor ). Now after peeing what the the guy do??? Most of the guy just put back the 'bro' into the trouser regarless of the pee weted 'bro'. This is very 'dirty' as this guy underwear will be very dirty with pee & worse still sometime sitting next to such guy u can even smell the pee. Some guy try to clean the wet 'bro' by shacking it gentlely or vigrousely. This of couse mess up the toilet. Try to imageing the pee flying everwhere when this guy shack their 'bro'. Now I believed the proper way is to clean ur 'bro' after u pee ( yah! I know like a ladies, some might even call me sissy ) using toilet paper just dry ur wet 'bro' will do & ur underwear will not stink of pee & have yellow stine on it ( this is why white underwear is not popular with guys but ladies do find guy in white underwear or black underwear sex*xy ). This is why I always perfer toilet cubice to open type when peeing.

Now for the ladies. How do they pee?? They pee squating or sitting down of couse. What do u expect?? How they squat down is the different. At home or clean toilet with they perform the full squat. With dirty toilet they perform the 'half' squat. That is squat half way with bent knee, this also the same with dirty toilet seat what the ladies commonly refer to as the 'hovering' method. Of couse after they pee they wipe off the wet 'hole' with toilet paper. With ladies there are no much issue with messy toilet. Well most of the time anyway unless the pee pressure is high & they perform the half squat or sit then the pee might overshoot the toilet bowl. There is a cone type of device on the market which enable a ladies to pee standing up but this do not enable a ladies to clean the 'hole'. So I suppose becouse of this it is not popular. I should say most of the ladies do clean up after peeing. However I do known some who don't ( how I know? Maybe in the future post ).

This post is done at the requst of Iwan Sanchez because.............U ASK FOR IT.

Hope u like it.

Bathing.....Together!!!

This is a 'hor ny' post. Please don't read if u r not 'ripe' enought ( I have to put a warning here as my reader could be underage ) & I shall not be liable for any damage or injuries cause by this post.

Bathing together. What I meant is guy & lady bathing together. So this post is applicable to married couple & guy & lady having inti*mate relationship. It is a very nice & stimulating experience. It feel very very nice having someone to wash every crook & canny part of ur body.

For guy.
Imageing the feeling having a lady's soft hand rubbing soap all over ur body & of couse scrubbing ur body with a soapy sponge. Imageing her hand rubbing or rather stocking ur 'bro' as she clean it. Imageing her hand pulling back the protective skin of ur 'bro' head & cleaning it with soap ( applicable to those with original 'bro', ie uncircumsie 'bro' ).This will granrantee to wake up ur sleeping 'bro' ( unless ur 'bro' have ED problem ) and of couse ur 'bro' will harden in no time. Imageing the feeling when she use her soapy to rubb against your body, expecially her firmed up brea*st.

For lady.
Imageing the strong soapy hand of a men carressing ur body while he clean it for u. The soapy strong hand cupping ur brea*st & cleaning it in a circular motion ( this is also the time to ask ur men to check ur brea*st for any lump for brea*st cancer ).Imageing ur men's strong soapy hand rubbing ur but*t & if he is strong enought he might just lift u up. Imageing the ur men strong soapy hand carressing & cleaning your 'hole' surrounding area & using his finger to scrub the two lips ( guy don't ever poke into the hole with ur soapy finger, it is 'clean' inside, this is also to prevent any health problem ). Imageing the feeling when he use his soapy body to hug u.

All this cleaning, rubbing & scrubbing activities is a form of very good foreplay. After both of of u have clean off all the soap, loving & pokeing can be carried out in the bathroom, provided that the bathroom is big enought. Care must be taken when pokeing in the bathroom as more often then not the floor of the bathroom is still slippery with soap & pokeing is usually done in the stand-up position with either the lady on one foot or the guy on one foot. Made sure that both of u keep ur balance. It will be a painfull experiance if a harden 'bro' get knocked or crushed against the floor if the guy lost the footing. If the bathroom not big enought for such activities u can always do it in the bedroom provided that both of u are having bath in the master bedroom's bathroom ( this is also the reason why next time if u buy house, always choose a house with front master bedroom with bathroom ). For ladies by now ur men will have a fully harden 'bro' which u could grap hold on & lead hin to the bed. For guy u can alway poke into ur lady & carried her to bed attached ( applicable to lady below 65kg or strong men with carrying power ). It is best to use liquid soap expecially the type which produce a lot of bubble. Soap bar can be use but u wouldn't want to spend ur time catching a slippery soap.

So what do u think. Game to try it out??

Rain!! Its rain finally.

Finally it rain. It have being so hot for the last few days. It rain this early morning. The atmosphere this morning is cooling. I can feel the wetness. And with wetness cum my 'hornyness'. I really feel like a bean spur. Ready to do my usual activities. I feel revitatised. Good day to all my reader & hope u all feel the way I do.

Afraid!!......Be very afraid!!!!

A few day ago in the newspaper got new about girls being cheated throught internet. One case is about a girl befriend a guy thought chating, after a meeting both of them do some pokeing. The thing that guy also took some nud*e photo of the girl. And when the girl want to end the relation that guy threaten to publish the photo in the internet. Worse still he also force the girl into the 'service' industry. The other case is similar except the girls trust a guy through chating that she gave him some money through their first meeting. That is the last that she saw him. I am sure there are many other cases about being cheated thought internet.

Guy & gurl expecially ladies, they should be carefull with who they befriend with ( however most of my reader are nice people, as I also read thought their blog which are most informative & by reading their entry I can more or less judge that they are nice people ) throght the net. Be on guard if such so called friend ask for money or even se*x the very first they meet u ( this is applicable to ladies, althought the case of lady ask guy for se*x I have not heard off ).

As I am new to internet ( only started blogging last year & before that I only know how to look at some nice pic in the net even that I need some of my good friend to teach me ) I tended to read whatever internet news with a pitch of salt ( I hope I don't offended my reader with this ) . That is also why untill now I am still faceless or as least I have the profile pic of a monkey ( courtesy of baby ) if I should show pic, who know I might be raped next time if I hapen to be in KL or Johor ( according to my friend it is very very dangerous there ). The other more important reason of couse due to some of my 'hor ny' entries. It would not be nice if I get recorgnised ( some guy will say ' so that is how u do it to ur lover or worse still they will ask my lover is that how I do it & if she really enjoy it' & some lady will also look at me & might even ask me how I feel doing it ). In blogsphere I don't mind writting whatsoever.

Died!!!!

No, I don't meant the death of my 'hornyness' althought due to the very hot weather all 'activities' is suspended until the enviroment is more condusive. I meant the sudden death of my colleague. The reason of her sudden death is work pressure. She have a bust blood vessel in her brain. Thus she have a black-out on friday & have her head operate on. The operation is a sucess according to her friend ( how can it be consider a sucess when she never wake since her black-out? ). This morning I received new that she is death!!! She is a young pretty lady weight around 50kg, her youngest child is only 1.5 years old & oldrest is only 5 years old. I really pity for the children expecially the young one. She will never get to experiance her mummy love. I also pity the hubby. What will u do if u r in his shoes???

I will for the moment image myself as him( touch-wood ). I will be crying my heart out & I will have to look around for a nanny for the two kids. That will be the immediated task to do. After that I will then have to look for a suitable 'partner' takeing into consideration that this partner is comtible to this two kid. But this might take a few years time. Or I might not do any planning & lets life take its course. What ever it is, my condolence & I wish the best for his family. As for my colleague I just lost a good friend who gave her life for the company.

So it is worth it trying to work ur as*s off to achieve company sale target??? Oh yes she have achieved her target for the whole year, & yet she received pressure from management to do even better. To me it is worthless. Ur life is more inportant. Ur family life is important. This value is priceless. If u loss ur job b'cos u can't achieve the sale target, it is NO the end of the world. Just find another job.

I am dying slowly...........

I am dying slowly under this hot weather. I meant my hornyness is 'dying'. Now it is at a very low level. Why does it have to be so darn hot. Global warming already starting??? Due to this hot spell this last few day, I have being sleeping naked. In fact with nobody around the house I will also go around naked. This is the only way I feel 'cool'.

How I wish I still live in the country side & not in the urban jungle now. At lest back then even when the sun is at its hight I can still feel some breeze & the air is not poluted. I can always have an afternoon nap under a big shardy tree. Now under this hot weather with poluted air my life is slowly being be stuffed out. Nowaday my lunch break is only 15 minites, the rest I spend in office to enjoy the cool air-coned air.

White Shirt & Green Bra

Why do ladies wear white shirt ( semi transparent wan ) with green bra???!!! Don't they know that it is very very distractive to us male! This is expecially so if that lady happen to have a great body shape, slim body, long leg, tight as*s but breast is bit on the small size but still very stimulating as the bra is the half-cup type. But why green bra???

I am refering to one of the auditor. She is busy pokeing her nose into all sort of file & carbinate she can find & busy recording all her finding. Luckly she is not auditing my department. If she did, I will find it difficult to stand up ( as my 'bro' stood up on my behalf ) & if she ask me question I might ask her why green. If I really did that I will be in deep trouble!!!!

So to my reader may I ask why green??

I have being lucky........So far!!!

My gf have being driving my car like there is no tomorrow. Nothings wrong with that except the car have an expired road tax. It has being overdue by more that two weeks. It is a generally accepted fact that ladies know nuts about car ( most ladies ). As long as the car can start & move, the car is perfectly OK to them. This apply to my gf, she don't check the car tyre ( she can even drive a car on almost three wheel once as one of the tyre is almost flat due to a small leak ), never check on engine oil ( most lady don't check ), never fill up the wiper water ( complain why no water when wanting to clean the wind screem ), never check on headlight condition ( left it on, in daylight in rainy day & then went shopping for almost a day then complain why battery is flat ) & of couse never check on the road tax. I suppose this 'job' is to be done by the guy ( but there are a lot guy who know nut about car also ).

The other reason why I feel I am lucky so far is becouse I am still undiscovered! I have being 'bloging' like a mouse ( on the lookout for cat ), always on the look out, lest that gf got to know about it. While in office the same case apply, lest that my stuff get to know my blog & of couse how 'hor ny' I am in blogsphere!! All this mouseing around is rather thrilling to me.